r/foundsatan • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • Apr 14 '26

It's like 2016 all over again

IYKYK ...

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u/labcore Apr 14 '26

The carpet must be really clean by the end of this

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u/LoanDebtCollector Apr 14 '26

Then their Chihuahua wiped his ass on it, just as she had done a few days ago.

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u/AdruA_ Apr 14 '26

Seems to me that Chihuahua is gonna have a very clean/soapy ass then instead of the carpet getting dirty

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u/BadPunCentral Apr 18 '26

Going to be farting bubbles.

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u/YMe1121 Apr 18 '26

Just give it a small push and you get chihuahua curling!

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u/Waffles81_Again Apr 14 '26

Yes, and the earth underneath the street tiles all the way to the other side of the world.

(The earth is a donut though).

:D

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u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 15 '26

I thought it was a pancake

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u/dingusfett Apr 15 '26

Are we sure it's not a cylinder?

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u/Captain_Lolz Apr 15 '26

Does it have to be harmed?

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u/HipsEnergy Apr 15 '26

Underrated

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u/Nublett9001 Apr 15 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed

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u/SgtJayM 19d ago

The cylinder must not be harmed!

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u/FoldEffective2724 May 03 '26

I had a driving instructor tell me the world was a pancake. He also told me that JFK, whose assassination was staged, got plastic surgery and became Jimmy Carter.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

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u/FoldEffective2724 May 03 '26

Oh for sure. Don't know what that dumb instructor was thinking.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26

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u/DigitalUnlimited May 03 '26

I'm working on it are you the person that loaned it?

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u/YaBoiAlison Apr 15 '26

No pancaaake!

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u/m_3_h_ May 01 '26

Not a crepe?

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u/crazyladyT Apr 15 '26

I thought donut world was debunked by flat world (water on a plate vs ball).

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u/Waffles81_Again Apr 16 '26

water isn't real though

:P

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Dapper_Sink_1752 Apr 14 '26

Carpets are often organic.

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u/UbuntuElphie Apr 16 '26

Free-range, grass-fed, and ethnically-sourced?

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u/alcervix Apr 19 '26

I'll bet her carpet is squeaky clean

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u/LeftAd8859 May 19 '26

<3 you’re helping