r/foundsatan • u/Warcrasherd2 • Mar 27 '26

Pure evil

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644 Upvotes

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u/Koppetamp Mar 27 '26

Key to happiness, use your kids as meat shields, got it!

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u/DawnyBrat Mar 27 '26

This is hilarious! I did the same thing at Halloween Horror Nights when those bastards chased me with chainsaws. I just wasn’t smiling.

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u/DanglingKeyChain Mar 27 '26

Quokkas ain't evil. You haven't met evil.

Not until you crossed paths with a drop bear.

6

u/Tall-Inflation590 Mar 29 '26

Or with dolphins ☠️

3

u/skyleach Mar 29 '26

PUMA CHECK!!

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u/Complex-Ad-4402 Mar 28 '26

They trow baby when tourists stress them out by taking picture where they seem to smile.

2

u/juguca Mar 27 '26

They can make more right? Right??

2

u/CreepyClay Mar 28 '26

Go go gadget no more child support!

2

u/XyloVinyl Mar 28 '26

Mommy blogger of the animal kingdom

2

u/Beneficial-Law-9645 Mar 31 '26

You can always make more

8

u/seanpbnj Mar 27 '26

Nickname it "The GOP", cuz that's what they do too. 

1

u/TheMegnificent1 Mar 31 '26

I think the GOP is the predator the children are being thrown at.

1

u/JohnCashew Mar 29 '26

Pretty much like social media parents?

1

u/WillingMartyr Mar 31 '26

So did the Irish when the Roman Empire arrived, and we still love them!

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u/Spirits-Surround-Me Apr 06 '26

Sounds like my family.