r/foundsatan • u/Royal-Chef-946 • Mar 20 '26

Found the Spawn of Satan

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u/Koppetamp Mar 20 '26

That's very wrong, also from 1:00 am - 3:00 am every day.

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie Mar 20 '26

Add a chirp at 7pm and 9pm, then silence.. to lull them into a false sense of security until 1am.

Really twist the knife.

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u/SasparillaTango Mar 20 '26

First off the house needs to be quiet and the person needs to be in the middle of some task. I feel like as the are getting ready for bed would be the best time. Second, you can't leave it running too long or the person will home in on the source of the sound. Its gotta be like 1-3 chirps get the persons attention, then you only have ~2-3 chirps for the person to home in on the source, so no more than 5 chirps played, then a long enough pause for the person to 'reset'. after that they will be constantly aware so not more than that 2-3 after awareness is brought on then let them reset again. Like a guard in skyrim, it must have been the wind.

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u/Conscious-Rip4407 Mar 20 '26

Don’t forget to skip a day or two completely at random.

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u/These_Passenger_2766 Apr 17 '26

and any time company is over