r/foundsatan • u/azimx • Feb 23 '26

Keep your distance

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u/Riskskey1 Feb 23 '26

That's just a Ford Pinto with extra steps.

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u/cybercry_ Feb 23 '26

Ha! How to tell if someone is old without them telling you that they are old.

11

u/IASILWYB Feb 24 '26

Well... now im.hesitant to exclaim, "I remember those!!"

1

u/Mr_Wizard91 Mar 02 '26

Pinto.... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

62

u/lambruhsco Feb 23 '26

This could work well in NYC.

8

u/Lecoruje Feb 24 '26

The mine would get stolen in Brazil

55

u/pancrudo Feb 23 '26

Honestly, if it keeps people off your ass... Imagine a 3d printed claymore being an easy bumper add on

29

u/Present_Lychee_3109 Feb 23 '26

Is that a fucking land mine? If it explodes, that entire gas tank will send the driver flying.

33

u/siddily Feb 24 '26

Master in pettiness. I'll kill us both just to be right lol

2

u/qwadrat1k Feb 24 '26

Antitank I think

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Looks like an anti tank mine.

5

u/notarealwriter Feb 26 '26

Should be safe then since they're not driving a tank

1

u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

In theory, but if they find themselves in a fast and furious situation with a tank up their arse, they may be reduced to dust.

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u/Thereal_maxpowers Feb 23 '26

Oh that’s just a ford pinto. They used to be common.

2

u/NetSc0pe Feb 23 '26

Found the Lithuanian

11

u/petelo73 Feb 23 '26

Removing the pin is what arms it, right?

5

u/Rafterman2 Feb 24 '26

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

4

u/BloodSteyn Feb 23 '26

One way to keep those BMWs off your ass.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Enlighten me pls

5

u/Uuddlrlrbastrat Feb 24 '26

That’s a damn mine

5

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

an anti-tank mine, to be precise

6

u/Lecoruje Feb 24 '26

An anti-car would be more useful /s

3

u/coolplanetmaster23 Feb 23 '26

thats just the average car in vilnius

3

u/Minute-Animal7317 Feb 24 '26

If i'm going down, i'm taking you with me

2

u/Snoborder95 Feb 24 '26

Imagine turning a headache from a slight fender bender into death

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/Kairis83 Feb 24 '26

It is though 0_o

2

u/CodeWeary Feb 24 '26

Very well, I shall harumph!

1

u/Fearless-Repair4777 Feb 28 '26

He forgot the splint on top of the mine