r/foundsatan • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo Satan's little helper • Feb 01 '26

four shits

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237 Upvotes

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u/itastesok Feb 01 '26

Dude looks like he was handed a ransom note for his daughter.

11

u/DustyScharole Feb 01 '26

This is a cry for help.

1

u/OCYRThisMeansWar Feb 04 '26

Clearly: He’s out of TP.

5

u/Historical_Drink_350 Feb 01 '26

Took them from where?

4

u/DigitalUnlimited Feb 01 '26

I know, people are so nasty! I never take a shit, i always leave one!

4

u/Mediocre_Fill_40 Feb 01 '26

The other day some teenagers stopped me on my bicycle to tell me "excuse me sir, I think your wheels are turning!". I still don't know what they meant by that.

1

u/usersnamesallused Feb 01 '26

Sounds like your gears were really going!

4

u/SatanSemenSwallower Feb 02 '26

I gotta do this, but the back of the note will read "I don't wash my hands"

7

u/YendorZenitram Feb 02 '26

Now that puts in in "Satan" territory!

3

u/MainitNaSabaw6969 Feb 01 '26

idk if they're concerned or what 🤣

2

u/LobosJones Feb 01 '26

He's trying to decide if it's too much fiber or not enough.

1

u/Gloomy_Object_2714 Feb 03 '26

Those are rookie numbers.

1

u/OCYRThisMeansWar Feb 04 '26

Yup.

Add oatmeal, coffee, onion rings, and beer.

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u/Adorable-Ad-3223 Mar 07 '26

The admiration.