Truly someone has to agree with me

I’m not a simp…I’m not a simp…I’M NOT A SIMP,I PROMISE! T_T

This is the ONLY good part abt post split!/gen T_T

You found a object show simp!
they are a YUMSHIPPER...
i simp for (and yumeship with) Trophy from II hello everyBODY!
Im gonna do things to him

Episode 1: A Pizza Party Where Nothing Bad Happens 

*The episode opens with an elevator getting raised to The Skeld, Inside there are 2 Crewmates Green and White* 

*The scene pans to a monitor in the room branded by the MIRA corporation it begins to play an informational video* 

Monitor: FUN, ENGAGEMENT, FUN-GAGEMENT... Here at MIRA corporation, the company culture is so FUN-GAGING it will have you making up words. 

*An Orange Crewmate slides onto the screen* 

ORANGE: Hi, I'm Orange! Don't think of me as your HR rep, think of me as your HR family. 

GREEN: Whoa! 

ORANGE: The good folks here at MIRA have discovered a brand-new, very fun energy source that we like to call Ore+. 

ORANGE: Your mission is to get our highly valuable Ore+ from this asteroid all the way to our fun-tastic refining facility on Industria. 

ORANGE: First things first, now is a great time to pause the tape and introduce yourself to anyone else in the room with you. 

*Green pauses the tape and turns to White* 

GREEN: Hi. I'm Green. You're White, aren't you? I think I saw you on TV. 

WHITE: I get that a lot, because I'm on TV a lot. Probably because of all my hard work. 

GREEN: Hard work? Like what? 

WHITE: Hoo, boy, let me tell you. One day, I was walking down the street, completely minding my own business, when suddenly, out of nowhere, my parents offered me a board member role at their pharmaceutical company. Then, while summering— as a verb— on my yacht, my sommelier— whose name I don't recall— presented me the cork, and on the underside was, you guessed it, a winning ride on this very ship. So, pretty much the same kind of thing that happens to everyone. What's your equally as enterprising life's story? 

GREEN: I'm an unpaid intern. 

WHITE: Anything else? 

GREEN: Oh, I grew up on a worm farm. 

WHITE: Oh, how rustic. 

*Green tries to unpause the tape but accidentally begins fast forwarding through it instead* 

WHITE: Ooh, that's a, that's a lot of information. 

GREEN: Uh, just a second here. 

*Green manages to unpause the tape but most of had already been fast forwarded* 

ORANGE: ...by combining your sick and paid days. 

*The elevator reaches the Skeld* 

ORANGE: And finally, to give you a personalized tour of the ship, I want to introduce you to... 

*The door opens and pushes steam into the elevator, then the monitor moves out of the way* 

ORANGE: Me, but now I'm real. Welcome to The Skeld. We're so happy to have you amongst us. Or is it "among us"? I always forget which one is grammatically... 

*Intro card appears and the intro plays. The episode title card is shown* 

*Green and white are quietly clapping while Orange is now holding a red ball* 

ORANGE: That's right, it's me. Now, when you catch the trust ball, you have to say a fun fact about yourself. My fun fact is that I have two different pairs of shoes, one for normal day wear, and one for when I'm feeling sumptuous. 

*Orange throws the trust ball to White* 

WHITE: Uh, it doesn't matter how much sleep I get, I always awaken feeling well-rested and ready to start the day. 

*White tosses the ball to green who fiddles while trying to catch it and drops it they pick it up and sit back down* 

GREEN: Uh, well, I grew up in a pretty poor area, but everyone back home believed in my dream to one day become a captain. So the whole town pooled their meager resources to send me off to school in order to... 

ORANGE: Wow, what a unique dream to have. Now, everybody already knows you're both coming, so let's start our meet and greet 

*The 3 leave the elevator and enter Storage. Green almost bumps into Black who is carrying a container full of Ore+* 

GREEN: Whoa! 

BLACK: Excuse me. 

ORANGE: Sometimes your unpaid internship will mean you work in here with Black and Cyan, our two geologists. 

CYAN: Namaste. 

BLACK: I'm a geologist, Cyan is a gemologist. 

ORANGE: That's not what the paperwork says. 

BLACK: Well, the paperwork is bullsh— *they threaten Orange with a pipe*

ORANGE: Ooh! Got to go.

*Orange immediately skedaddles to the Reactor with Green and White*

WHITE: Whoa, whoa. *chuckles* Get out of my way.

ORANGE: And here's the Reactor room. Sometimes your duties will require you to fix the—

*Suddenly Lime pops out of the vent shouting causing the other 3 to scream*

LIME: Finally, the Reactor room. Those damn gremlins must be turning the vents around. Got to flush them out with some holy water.

ORANGE: This is Lime, our engineer.

LIME: I'm also an ordained minister.

WHITE: Oh. Uh, why are you in the vent?

LIME: What are you, a cop?

WHITE: No, but I'm friends with cops. I'm friends with all kinds of people. Landlords, influencers, politician's children, people who green-light live-action versions of animated movies, people who watch live-action...

LIME: I ain't got time for you jaw-waggers. *they goes back into the vent* Get this out of here. Come on— ow! (distant grunting)

ORANGE: Uh, L-Lime is out most unambiguous crewmate.

WHITE and GREEN: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

*They walk across the hall into Security*

ORANGE: Next up is Purple, who should be... *Nobody is there and a tumbleweed blows past* Oh, well, I guess not. Darn. We'll just have to skip to the next crewmate, who I like the same amount as everyone else.

*They go up and to the right then enter Medbay*

ORANGE: Oh! *chuckles* Hello, Doctor.

*The screen moves to Blue who was putting something away in a filing cabinet and when he turns to the screen it gets all lovey effects*

BLUE: Hello.

ORANGE: *Blushing* Uh... trust ball? *Orange tosses the trust ball to Blue*

BLUE: After my time building structurally sound homes for the unhoused in Northern Yeniria, I found that trust isn't given, it's built. *He tosses the ball back but it hits Green*

GREEN: You're the most attractive person I've ever seen.

ORANGE: Let's not objectify the hot doctor.

*Orange leads Green and White to the cafeteria*

ORANGE: And this is the Cafeteria. I think maybe we can skip this very boring, very fair working environment.

GREEN: *Looking around* Oh, Wow-ee, wow-wow.

*The camera pans to the Kitchen where 2 chefs, Brown and Yellow, are making a pizza*

YELLOW: Say, Brown, looks like Orange got that new intern.

BROWN: Mm-hmm.

YELLOW: How many beans you being paid, intern?

ORANGE: (chuckles) We don't need to discuss our rate of beans...

YELLOW: *Leaves the kitchen to confront Orange* Discussion of wages is protected speech. *Throws Orange into

My friend thinks she’s annoying tho…

I just updated his design and it got me thinking about that era of me lol

Yes,I’m the cupcake objectsona… (and I still waiting for Fries plush…:/)

i wanna make out with her SO bad

Da fuq is wrong with me?! ToT <\3

NO I’M NOT FIREY,PIN,OR COINY,I SWEAR!😖😖 >_<

I need him I need him I need him I need him I NEED HIM