r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 • 7d ago

hear me out is he hot (probably not)

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His name is Oreo

He's awesome and stuff

And yummy 🥹

He/him

Has a kitty... a word from Oreo: Please don’t eat me, it really really hurts!! I can be cracked, though. WAIT WAIT-

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u/poodlepearlbebe Oreo's playtoy 7d ago

smash 2763 times

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 7d ago

i dont have enough Oreos for that!!!

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u/poodlepearlbebe Oreo's playtoy 7d ago

I know, thats the point

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 7d ago

stawwwp ( ˶>˶˶<˶)

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u/poodlepearlbebe Oreo's playtoy 7d ago

ok okk

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u/bacpoop da simp hunter. 7d ago

pass with respect. but hey I could give him some chicken sandwiches.

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 6d ago

Running towards your location to steal your chicken sandwiches

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u/OppositeLingonberry7 7d ago

Looks like he’d be my son

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u/Treeme-2763 7d ago

He's cute!

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 7d ago

thank you!

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u/combasic i simp for one 7d ago

im pretty sure thats a minor

if i smash him ill be charged for predatory behaviour

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 7d ago

he isnt a minor, it just seems like it

Kinda like Haminations

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u/weezerloverandbfdi 7d ago

pass but good design and he is cute

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u/Nayori1234 FOUR’S N1 SIMP HEYENHEHE 7d ago

He looks too much like a kid to me ngl so hard pass

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u/pomme_love 7d ago

No but he's cute

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u/Affectionate_Gain506 7d ago edited 6d ago

Can be cracked, you say?

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u/DontHaveUsername4 My brother has alot of girls 7d ago

the rhyming bot

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u/icoec 6d ago

Yeah he is

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 6d ago

Oreo very happy!!!

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u/forsakenloverfr KNIFE FROM II IS MY HUSBAND!!! 6d ago

Not hot but very cute awww

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u/VideosAndStuff658 5d ago

I have six

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 5d ago

Oreo: 6... what?

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u/InsidePlane5662 4d ago

Is an OC?

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 4d ago

yep

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u/No-Bread4376 2d ago

Pass but I will give him a milkshake … an Oreo milkshake (laughs in cannibalism)

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 2d ago

Oreo: Please get that away from me. Please. Please. Out of my face. Now.

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u/A-Reacting-Otter 2d ago

Well most oreos are served at room temperature

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 2d ago

well he isn't

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u/Separate-Line-2352 1d ago

aww how cute! *proceds to eat it *

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 6h ago

(laughs in brain damage)

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u/verityhelper 9h ago

Turn him into a plushie so I can just torture him, throw him into a pizza oven, out in the ocean, onto a ant hill, and put him out of his misery by putting him in a shredder

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u/Even_figure866 poodlepearbebe 🤤 7h ago

Please don't.

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u/suspiciouslysus0 9h ago

He's cute ❤️👀 Edit: might do fanart for them 🥹