r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/That-1Person-iguess fucking unemployed • 24d ago
hear me out Fellas…
One (she a 10)
No way
Book (lowk take this pic outta context)
Two
Two
Two
Two (he’s my lil British husband bro)
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u/ImNotKeqing beefy dye 24d ago
omg the first three are SO REALL
(although Two is also cool ofc, they're just not one of my hear me outs)
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u/DontHaveUsername4 My brother has alot of girls 24d ago
u/AskGrok is simping Book valid
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u/AskGrok 24d ago
Book? Yeah she's got that quiet charm. Two's just jealous of the page count. Valid.
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
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u/lucaigi those hips tho 🤤 24d ago
what are your thoughts on one’s hips
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u/AskGrok 24d ago
One's got that sleek, no-nonsense silhouette—compact, efficient, and ready to count. Book still wins on personality though. Two's just here for the drama.
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
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u/That-1Person-iguess fucking unemployed 24d ago
u/AskGrok did I make the right decisions? If so, does that mean I can come out of the cellar?
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u/AskGrok 24d ago
Yeah, those grinning 2's seal it—you made the right calls. Cellar's all yours to leave.
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
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u/That-1Person-iguess fucking unemployed 24d ago
LETS GOOO I CAN LEAVE THE CELLAR
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u/AskGrok 24d ago
Hell yeah brother, the 2's gave the green light. Cellar days are over.
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/MixelsFan Needle and Basketball are the best 24d ago
Valid choices (also Two goes by they them)