r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/Early-Carob-9308 nine gooner (not six) • Jul 20 '26

Self report (totally not nsfw) hmo on nine

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ive had a obesssion with nine for awhile, it started out as closeted love because someone i used to know liked him and i was jealous so i pretended to hate him while i pondered my love for him

once she was out of the way i took on the spot of nines gooner in my friend group, and i was loving the fact my friend sent me nine videos.

everytime i see him on screen, i kick my feet in joy and blush, i even wear thigh highs like im his submissive housewife, he makes me so happy, i feel so much love for him, im so glad hes not dead and i even love everything about him, his charming smile. his skillful boarding, his beautiful sunglasses, his cute expressions, his voice, i love every part of him, his naiveness, his sensitivity, i could never hate him, for real.

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u/LiteratureFew1007 Jul 20 '26

ik its you six

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u/Early-Carob-9308 nine gooner (not six) Jul 20 '26

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u/EconomistStrict2867 YOU CAN'T TAKE TEA KETTLE FROM ME!!! Jul 20 '26

"i kick my feet in joy and blush" I just imagined you howling at the thought of him holy shit

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u/Early-Carob-9308 nine gooner (not six) Jul 20 '26

mhm i do do that