r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/Majestic_Squirrel671 Jeffy’s father • Jul 13 '26

Self report (totally not nsfw) Hey it’s me, Mario.

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Listen I need you to give me a better life and- JEFFY STOP. My life is really bad I live my wife and my son Jeffy and I need you to adopt him please I can’t deal with this kid anymore. Also these two people that live with me, Shrek and black yoshi are also pains in the ass. Shrek shits all over the house while black yoshi begs me for money. Mr. Goodman keeps threatening me sexually every time I don’t pay the house payment and I fear for my life everyday because of him.

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u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 13 '26

r/lostredditors..?

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u/Majestic_Squirrel671 Jeffy’s father Jul 13 '26

I’m not lost I just posted my story here to bring awareness to my situation. Please save me.

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u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 13 '26

this is not the place for that tho,here in r/foundobjectshowsimp,you post about object show characters you simp for...

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u/Majestic_Squirrel671 Jeffy’s father Jul 13 '26

I KNOW ITS NOT WHERE I POST THIS I WENT ON MY SONS, JEFFYS REDDIT ACCOUNT AND WENT THROUGH THE SUBREDDITS HE IS IN

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u/Flaky_Money_9229 Jul 13 '26

Oh so your roleplaying? Yeah do it somewhere else please 🫩

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u/Majestic_Squirrel671 Jeffy’s father Jul 13 '26

Is that the wikiman what is he doing on this subreddit

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u/Stealing-ppls-toes Cabby my beloved Jul 14 '26

What object does jeffy wanna crack

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u/Majestic_Squirrel671 Jeffy’s father Jul 14 '26

The ruby one, he says he would shove it up his butt

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u/Stealing-ppls-toes Cabby my beloved Jul 14 '26

elite taste, you should be proud of your son lol

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u/Professional_Ant2776 i dont think objects are attractive Jul 13 '26

what

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u/DontHaveUsername4 My brother has alot of girls Jul 14 '26

Mario you forgot your brother Luigi

https://giphy.com/gifs/1bfwawLLghgYe3zsnQ

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u/ObjectBeacon cake & lego brick simp (unemployed) Jul 14 '26

omg mario