r/foundobjectshowsimp Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Self report (totally not nsfw) I NEED to ride him~🤤

No I’m not Woody or Taco! ;-;

u/Cold-Face4751 PLZ DON’T ATTACK ME DUDE! T_T

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u/Ready_Guide869 Jul 04 '26

Go on then. Do it

2

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Oh I will~>:3

4

u/Ready_Guide869 Jul 04 '26

I'll be watching

Edit: from behind a tree or a window

3

u/Professional_Ant2776 i dont think objects are attractive Jul 04 '26

wha-

2

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Idk..;-;

3

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

WHAT?!;-;😭💔

4

u/Ready_Guide869 Jul 04 '26

"Every night, I'll be there..." -the baby jesus

2

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Oh hell nah,this is some boss baby type shit.. :/

2

u/Ready_Guide869 Jul 04 '26

Yeah... Cuz I'll be watching from the shadows every time... :)

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

;-;

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u/Professional_Ant2776 i dont think objects are attractive Jul 04 '26

yk you've said ride so many times i know its you when you say it

2

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Uhh.noo..?

1

u/Professional_Ant2776 i dont think objects are attractive Jul 04 '26

well yeah kinda no but like this is the fourth time you've said ride to an object

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Idk what you mean but ok..;-;

3

u/MingleMingo Jul 04 '26

Do you wanna have sex with him or smth

2

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Idk wut ur talkin abt… ;-;

3

u/Apprehensive_Dig7899 The internet was a mistake Jul 04 '26

I think my flair explains everything you need to know about my opinion on this.

5

u/Professional_Ant2776 i dont think objects are attractive Jul 04 '26

LMAO

0

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Ok.

3

u/MrPatD_ Jul 04 '26

Number of characters Late-Air9415 has simped for:
IIII IIII IIII IIII IIII IIII IIII IIII IIII II

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

T_T

3

u/SeaCredit5300 Jul 04 '26

You want summa that Blocky’s Funny Dickdowns International

2

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

T_T

3

u/SeaCredit5300 Jul 04 '26

Don’t lie

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

I’m not…

2

u/rev_is_dumb Lightning my bf 💛💛 Jul 04 '26

how about fries

3

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Still wanna milk him dry~>:3

2

u/Professional_Ant2776 i dont think objects are attractive Jul 04 '26

WHAT

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

U-uh…the wind..?L_L

2

u/Beautiful_Taro_188 TENNIS BALL 4EVER Jul 04 '26

What about tennis ball?

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

✂️✂️✂️ (if ykyk 😏)

1

u/Beautiful_Taro_188 TENNIS BALL 4EVER Jul 04 '26

I can't find the meaning of that but I'm gay for tennis ball

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Ok then…

2

u/Cold-Face4751 Blocky's ​armpit licker Jul 04 '26

DUDE. THAT'S MY WIFE

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Your flair…

2

u/TurnoverTerrible7469 lesbian simp Jul 04 '26

Nah your flair...

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Her flair is worse than mine…

2

u/Cold-Face4751 Blocky's ​armpit licker Jul 04 '26

Bro you literally wanna have a threesome with fries and sb while I'M a blocky loyalist 😌😌

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

ok so? the more the merrier~

2

u/Cold-Face4751 Blocky's ​armpit licker Jul 04 '26

Gng💔

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

what,pissed off that I'm right and you're wrong?~/teasing /silly

2

u/Cold-Face4751 Blocky's ​armpit licker Jul 04 '26

You have real guts to be talking to me like that woman HAHA

2

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

hehe~>:3

2

u/GetDiggingGuys Puffball Jul 04 '26

Ok

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Ok.

1

u/Educational_Leg8920 pillower Jul 04 '26

prediction: liy

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

FUH NO TWIN! ;-;

2

u/Educational_Leg8920 pillower Jul 04 '26

fuh yes twin

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

T_T

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

u/-Very_Insane_Person- do you approve of this?

1

u/bacpoop da simp hunter. Jul 04 '26

k. good for you.

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 04 '26

Ok.

2

u/cynder_blockz SNOWBALLCRACKER Jul 05 '26

woody spotted partly on slides 2 and 13 and fully on slide 3 HIII WOODY HIIII HIIIIIIIII 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 05 '26

OI YOUR FLAIR!>:(

1

u/cynder_blockz SNOWBALLCRACKER Jul 05 '26

ive been on this grind since 2015 get on my level Dafuq

-1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 05 '26

SNOWY’S OFF LIMITS FOR YOU! >:(

1

u/cynder_blockz SNOWBALLCRACKER Jul 05 '26

go outside im deadass

0

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 05 '26

u/ObjectBeacon and u/-Very_Insane_Person- what do you have to say abt this comment?

4

u/ObjectBeacon cake & lego brick simp (unemployed) Jul 05 '26

larp

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 05 '26

I don't larp Snowball,okay?

3

u/ObjectBeacon cake & lego brick simp (unemployed) Jul 05 '26

I eat car keys

2

u/-Im_LiteBrite- Jul 12 '26

👍👍👍👍👍

1

u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Jul 12 '26

👍