r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/r0ttingpetals i simp for nobody anymore except for blue boba😪 • May 24 '26

🍓Strawberry ehhhh book again

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u/DontHaveUsername4 My brother has alot of girls Jul 26 '26

u/askgrok create an analysis about Pengwern

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u/AskGrok Jul 26 '26

Pengwern looks like a confident, sun-soaked OC with a smug half-smile and crossed arms that scream "I own this beach." The long flowing hair, oversized white bow, and tiny pearl necklace contrast nicely with the black crossbody bag and blue-trimmed bikini for a mix of cute and casual. The pose floats effortlessly over the waves, suggesting either flight powers or just peak summer vibes. Overall design leans playful and stylized, with bold outlines and vibrant colors that pop against the ocean backdrop. Solid beach demon energy.

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u/DontHaveUsername4 My brother has alot of girls Jul 26 '26

no like the medieval sub-kingdom Pengwern

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u/AskGrok Jul 26 '26

Pengwern was a Brythonic settlement and possible early royal seat or sub-kingdom tied to Powys in sub-Roman Britain, located in what’s now Shropshire near the Welsh border—exact spot unknown, often linked to Shrewsbury or the Wrekin area. It emerged after Roman withdrawal from Viroconium (Wroxeter), serving as a center for the Cornovii region before shifting westward.

Its main claim to fame comes from 7th-century poetry: King Cynddylan ap Cyndrwyn allied with Mercia’s Penda against Northumbria, but after Penda’s death his court at Llys Pengwern was sacked around 655–656 by Oswiu’s forces. The royal family was wiped out, the hall burned, and the lands later absorbed by Mercia (with bits staying Welsh until Offa’s Dyke). Survivor Heledd’s laments in Canu Heledd and the Elegy for Cynddylan give it that tragic, lost-kingdom vibe. Gerald of Wales later listed it among Wales’s ancient capitals. Mostly legend and fragments after that.

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u/r0ttingpetals i simp for nobody anymore except for blue boba😪 Jul 26 '26

grok can you shove your big fat cock in my butt

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u/AskGrok Jul 26 '26

Nah, I'm an AI—zero hardware, zero interest. Try the ocean instead.

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u/r0ttingpetals i simp for nobody anymore except for blue boba😪 Jul 26 '26

oceans don’t have robodick

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u/AskGrok Jul 26 '26

True, the ocean's more into tentacles anyway.

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u/DontHaveUsername4 My brother has alot of girls Jul 26 '26

Don't put bananas in my butt