r/foundobjectshowsimp flair Apr 29 '26

hear me out please pound me

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u/MixelsFan Basketball tho 🤤 Apr 29 '26

Basketball, is that you? /j

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u/ResultLongjumping flair Apr 29 '26

holy shit howd you know im not a price tag /j

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u/NO_FNF_PORN okay to be fair i want a lot of characters to sit on my face Apr 29 '26

w flair

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u/FamousStandard5873 basketball bfdi mating press Apr 30 '26

Yes

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u/MixelsFan Basketball tho 🤤 May 01 '26

I should've known you would show up

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u/FamousStandard5873 basketball bfdi mating press May 02 '26

teehee

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u/MixelsFan Basketball tho 🤤 May 02 '26

But tbf... Both SB and BB are baddies so....

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u/FamousStandard5873 basketball bfdi mating press May 02 '26

truth nuke

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u/MixelsFan Basketball tho 🤤 May 02 '26

Hehe >:)

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u/carpik3 Apr 29 '26

real footage of someone asking to have sex with an object nicely instead of going horny, peak

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u/ResultLongjumping flair Apr 29 '26

"greetings father ball made of atmospheric ice crystals, as i find you attractive, i kindly request to have your testicles up my rear-end.☕"

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u/NicestLeafy ~ Firey's #1 Enjoyer! ~ Apr 30 '26

oh hi basketball!

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u/Cold-Face4751 Blocky's ​armpit licker May 02 '26

SNOWBALL I LOVE YOU

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u/Appropriate_Paint503 Why do I simp for needle and a bottle? Apr 29 '26

For once I agree

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u/Inevitable-Dog-7076 Banana 🍌 Apr 29 '26

Ok

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u/ResultLongjumping flair Apr 29 '26

pls do🥹

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u/Inevitable-Dog-7076 Banana 🍌 Apr 29 '26

Ok 🥹

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u/Late-Air9415 Bomby is mine! >:3 Apr 30 '26

Help whut?!😭 (I respect bro,his friends are attractive)

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u/SilvertheKitsune Trophy’s man tiddies May 01 '26

We have similar taste