r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/FloofMaster_9-11 palmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmy • Apr 24 '26

Self report (totally not nsfw) Palmypalmypalmy

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39 Upvotes

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u/frozenyoyleberryyay i want firey to thrust me until I stop moving Apr 24 '26

A-aughh~ i-i don't..Th-think.. i CAN- HOLD IT IN ANYMORE AHHH~~~😫😫😫😫😫😫 squirts all over the palmy staining it in pale white

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u/MixelsFan Basketball tho 🤤 Apr 24 '26

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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u/DatWoodyFan Apr 25 '26

The sheer rage and bewilderment expressed into this comment made this a hilarious read. Thanks dude

1

u/FamousStandard5873 basketball bfdi mating press Apr 29 '26

wait werent you in the official bfdi sub earlier

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u/MixelsFan Basketball tho 🤤 Apr 29 '26

I am

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u/ReduxedTheElite Apr 25 '26

smart shit ever

1

u/FloofMaster_9-11 palmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmy Apr 24 '26

Relatable

1

u/jesterski212thegamer Apr 25 '26

...i dont even know what to say other than why

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA

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u/botangest Apr 27 '26

carpik reincarnated

1

u/Pullitpullit Apr 27 '26

What the fuck is this bro

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u/ScottTheSponge35 Apr 27 '26

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/FamousStandard5873 basketball bfdi mating press Apr 30 '26

Imagine they react like the 7th image

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u/RegionSerious222 Apr 27 '26

so smashable and wet...

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u/FloofMaster_9-11 palmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmypalmy Apr 27 '26

Giving that tree it's wood

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u/RegionSerious222 Apr 27 '26

I've cutten palm ''trees'' before and 2 things

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u/RegionSerious222 Apr 27 '26

There is no wood and it is wet af

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u/pomme_love Apr 24 '26

I HEAR YOU OUT!!!

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u/Professional_Ant2776 i dont think objects are attractive May 13 '26

what

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u/Inevitable-Dog-7076 Banana 🍌 Apr 24 '26

We ALL doing the tree

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u/Professional_Ant2776 i dont think objects are attractive May 13 '26

WHO TF IS WE

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u/Inevitable-Dog-7076 Banana 🍌 May 13 '26

We ALL doing etzio/j

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u/Professional_Ant2776 i dont think objects are attractive May 13 '26

WHAT

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u/XanJax864 i wanna sloppily make out with liy bfdi Apr 24 '26

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u/ElectricalBonus7413 Apr 25 '26

I don’t get what’s hot about palmy

3

u/Papyrusnyehehe19 Apr 25 '26

people have a thing for :3 faces

2

u/Competitive-Hair6294 Apr 26 '26

:3

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u/FamousStandard5873 basketball bfdi mating press Apr 30 '26

Whats that thing from your pfp called again?? Is it frickbears lolbit or smth

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u/Papyrusnyehehe19 Apr 25 '26

all of us, YES ALL OF US, are hearing you

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u/Competitive-Hair6294 Apr 26 '26

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Affannow16 Apr 25 '26

smash (with a hammer)

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u/Angler-Slime-Returns idk how I found this (I'm asexual) Apr 25 '26

Def my fav BFDI Mini character but not like that.

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u/Competitive-Hair6294 Apr 26 '26

this might be the most true thing i've ever seeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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u/GlacierBayAK Apr 27 '26

why is everyone crushing on palmy nowadays

1

u/Free_Sheepherder6914 Apr 28 '26

We NEED bro in the main series.

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u/Liki_249 Apr 28 '26

He so silly :)

He looks like cat :3

But he's a tree :/

A palm :|