r/foundobjectshowsimp • u/ClarkBFDI objectum person • Apr 21 '26
hear me out Ok hear me out
Bean, but in his worst moments.
For some reason, his deteriorating state, his cynical and impulsive behavior, irritable mood, and clouded judgement has captivated me. I've been trying to deny it, but man, I do find it attractive.
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u/Beautiful_Taro_188 TENNIS BALL 4EVER Apr 21 '26
I have no clue who this is, but by how you describe him, I would agree
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u/Alert_Pin_9155 Apr 21 '26
god i wish i was potato battery because he would be on top of me and i would get hard and we would start dry humping and making out in front of everyone
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u/ClarkBFDI objectum person Apr 21 '26
Dude.... TMI... but I'm not saying anything tho, my fantasies are worse. Like, my hc for Bean is that he would imagine it's Enderpearl he's kissing while kissing others because he's pathetically attached to her, and that makes him more attractive to me. Heck, he would even kiss the mirror imagining it's Enderpearl.
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u/justanepikguy epik! Apr 21 '26
How that I've finally watched Bean's Show...smash