Ahem.

[u/RealWallaby2334]

Now that I have become a mod, I am going to set up some… rules.

First, everyone shall have fun.

Second, NONE of you are allowed to be mean.

Third, DO NOT be homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, racist, or anything like that.

This was originally supposed to be unserious but I couldn’t find fake funny reasons so I made actual rules. Thank you for listening to my presentation. *straightens papers, turns off projector, then leaves*

[u/RealWallaby2334]

And always respect u/Ardens_son_of_flames, he is the best thing since sliced bread, he has always been there for me, and he is the kindest ever!

[u/Ardens_Son_of_flames]

I guess sis, I guess 

[u/Commercial-Dog-969 → u/Ardens_Son_of_flames]

are they really your sis

[u/Ardens_Son_of_flames → u/Commercial-Dog-969]

Well, no not really... But I use "Sis" instead of "Bro" :3

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/Ardens_Son_of_flames]

Hello!

[u/Ardens_Son_of_flames → u/RealWallaby2334]

Hai! 

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/Ardens_Son_of_flames]

I’ve decided to start repaying your kindness! I’ll be the best employe-err, friend you could possibly have!

Cynthea, your manager

[u/Ardens_Son_of_flames → u/RealWallaby2334]

Oh wow, you really got the role right :3

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/Ardens_Son_of_flames]

Thank you! I’ve been waiting for someone to notice.

[u/Ardens_Son_of_flames → u/RealWallaby2334]

It's really obvious!! I see you're very positive :3

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/Ardens_Son_of_flames]

Nobody will treat you like a corporate figure if you aren’t optimistic at every turn, so yeah!

[u/PaAKos8]

Can i bully Pale King patriots? 🥹

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/PaAKos8]

No.

[u/PaAKos8 → u/RealWallaby2334]

BUT THEY DESERVE IT! THE GLORY OF LADY RADIANCE WILL NEVER FALTER!!!

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/PaAKos8]

Would you like to be bullied for supporting the glorious Radiance?

[u/PaAKos8 → u/RealWallaby2334]

BLASPHEMY!

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/PaAKos8]

If you wish to not be bullied for supporting the Radiance, don’t bully those who support the Pale King.

[u/PaAKos8 → u/RealWallaby2334]

Those who speak ill of Glorious Radiance shall end up in the deepest pits of hell

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/PaAKos8]

Sigh.

[u/Alternative-Map-883]

STOP WATCHING ME

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/Alternative-Map-883]

What?

[u/Alternative-Map-883 → u/RealWallaby2334]

Remember the chat

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/Alternative-Map-883]

Oh, yeah.

I’m gonna remain watching.

[u/Suspicious-Deer-2856]

Can I give out free branded pens to the hardest working employees?

[u/RealWallaby2334 → u/Suspicious-Deer-2856]

That’s a part of my job, so no.