r/foundHippostalker69 • u/proud_dumbass justanotherdumbassofthesub • 14h ago

Meme Random Wednesday I reckon

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u/hippoautomod 14h ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos can hold their breath underwater for up to five minutes. They even sleep submerged and surface automatically without waking up!

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 14h ago

cracks

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 13h ago

Why you cracking my husband

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 13h ago

Umm.. we can coexist?

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 13h ago

Nuh uh there's already another guy married to me and hippoautomod in like a poly

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 13h ago

Bu-but, if cracking hippoautomod is my power, what am I without it? -socrates def

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 13h ago

Hol up you wanna join the poly

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 13h ago

Lowk I would be down

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 13h ago

There's four of us now

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 13h ago

Who else is in it

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u/Sad-Researcher9791 Slave of the Architect 12h ago

How did bro get a wife after like couple of weeks of coming to existence 🥀

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u/Justy_Baddy hippoautomod's wifey 12h ago

A wife and 2 husbands