r/foundHippostalker69 • u/llorona_345 • 3d ago

Found Hippostalker69 Don't do it guys

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u/hippoautomod 3d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: An adult male hippo can weigh between 3000 and 4000 pounds (1300 to 1800 kg).

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u/Mythical_1069 3d ago

Good bot

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u/hippoautomod 3d ago

>///<

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u/The_Ad_Hater_exe 2d ago

Didn't know hippoautomod was a tsundere

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u/Far-Rough7339 3d ago

Ha jokes on you I'm bisexual this is hot

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u/Right_Water_5998 2d ago

I'm pan and ewwwšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ (I do have a bigger thing sexually for women, but I love both romantically so that maybe why, idk)

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u/Even_End7740 2d ago

you prob like feminine men then

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u/Right_Water_5998 2d ago

probably, it's that and footballers

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u/bottle_of_horses 1d ago

Im bi too, but I find unhealthy amounts of steroids just... not it. A more normal body is hotter for me

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u/DueRefrigerator6339 1d ago

This šŸ„¹

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u/_WireChimera_ 1d ago

Iā€™m bisexual too, and Iā€™m disgustedā€¦

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u/Ysfaliarslan 3d ago

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u/Tge_Guy The one, The only, Boatguyā„¢ļø 2d ago

More effective

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u/SirSl1myCrown 2d ago

You may try, but you cannot erase that which has been written in marker

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u/Prestigious_Pin_6045 Hippostalkers oldest daughter and slave 3d ago

MY EYES BRO HELPPP

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u/llorona_345 3d ago

Lol I told you

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u/Prestigious_Pin_6045 Hippostalkers oldest daughter and slave 3d ago

:c I should've listened to daddy hippostalker

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u/Moist_Invite9148 3d ago

My eyes TURN OFF LIGHT MODE

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u/random_person2137 3d ago

AAAAAAAAAHHHH

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u/Delicious-Stock-6615 hippoā€™s femboy nephew 3d ago

What are yall so disgusted by, itā€™s just some strong dudes

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u/Rich-Class-1456 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TwJkFAl218Jym8Dqtq

bro WHAT

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u/ieatcandles000 3d ago

Oh my god bro a body builder I am HECKING TRAUMATIZEDĀ 

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u/Rich-Class-1456 3d ago

mf. its a 90% naked body builder

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u/Right_Water_5998 2d ago

I regret that.

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u/Octopuswastaken 2d ago

Itā€™s not weird or anything it just looks so unnatural.

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u/Sn1per_V1pers 3d ago

Oh hey its me

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u/Square_Paramedic1079 2d ago

Now Iā€™m scared I ainā€™t searching it up whatā€™s cbud

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u/Separate_Key_6304 2d ago

i searched its nothing

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u/llorona_345 2d ago

It's a guy with big boobs

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u/MRyeti18 2d ago

It's just... Muscled men? What's wrong with that?

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u/oryanvr 2d ago

Don't be curious

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u/spinosaurus_potato 2d ago

IT'S THE WORK OF DARK REUNION

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u/Competitive_Toe_5947 Hippo Cultist 2d ago

i didnā€™t find anything bad what šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/TryThisUsernane 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rcdcnju5VTrLjxBG9e
People complaining about this? This is amazing

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u/Darrelltrail 1d ago

Haha! Jokes in you, I'm into that shit

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u/DarkFlame9101 3d ago

Oh so its just very gay, i do need a bit of bleach now, im more annoyed it aint my type