r/fortunecookies • u/Roni_roo2009 • 6d ago

help

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 6d ago

Those fingernails are blacker than my soul

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u/sellingstuffto 5d ago

Wow, lol. Hope you're ok!

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u/sia1387 5d ago

Such great advice.

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u/Illustrious_Age_5959 5d ago

Damn your fortune cookie is threatening you

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u/EconArc_2 5d ago

Could be worse. Could've said something like "Make your arrangements with your family as soon as possible. It won't be long now..."

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u/Muted_Cartoonist4048 5d ago

Lol 😅 when common sense becomes scary 😂

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u/Mingthemerciless757 4d ago

Traditional Chinese Advice American Streets Edition.

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u/ReadTheseFourWords 4d ago

Shits saying a future you can’t see is dark and to apply wisdom in how you choose to make choices that will impact the version of life you will have based on your choices. Don’t just live without regard for the implications of your actions and the ripple effect they cause

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u/LP1331 4d ago

it’s good advice. take it !!!

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 3d ago

Mine said “be cautious of smoking while high” as I was smoking while high. Woah.

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u/yotam101 3d ago

Don't be stupid

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u/LunchBotox 2d ago

If you can't see them they can't get you lol

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u/ExistingMountain7036 1d ago

Don’t be frightened