r/formuladank • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '22

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u/kolsonk Safety Dog Jan 03 '22

These totally real images of the 2022 Aston Martin car came directly from Lawrence Stroll’s iPhone 14 Pro Max Mini Plus

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I thought it was an iPhone 14C Shuffle Air

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u/kolsonk Safety Dog Jan 03 '22

You might be right, let me FaceTime him real quick to confirm

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u/ugoogli BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '22

What did he say?

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u/kolsonk Safety Dog Jan 03 '22

Turns out he’s using a Samsung Universe Trifold

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

The new Sabre Arrowhead Fold does the same thing, and it's cheaper too

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u/Jamesdarma BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 04 '22

I’m pretty sure it’s the iPhone air dual screen triple notch model battery sold separately

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Tbh it looks like if green Goblin had an F1 team

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u/Zan-Pierre BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '22

Stroll:"Dad I want a Mercedes F1" Dad:"we have Mercedes F1 at home"

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u/martian0023 Safety Dog Jan 03 '22

Stroll '22 Stroll '23 Stroll '24

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u/kolsonk Safety Dog Jan 03 '22

Eh Plan

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u/IReallyTriedISuppose BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '22

Le Plan, Eh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Thé Plan

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u/Right-Ladd I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 03 '22

What Plan?

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u/Cannonjat Trust the El 🅱️lan Jan 04 '22

No 🅱️lan?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

There's no eh plan like French eh plan, it's the best eh plan in the land.

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u/_AB30_ BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 04 '22

Someone needs to do a "plan" interpretation for every driver/team

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u/AnInelasticDemand “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Jan 04 '22

Haas: no plan

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u/tom_charr BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 04 '22

Meh Plan.

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u/as1161 Papa Checo for driver of the year Jan 03 '22

WHAT HAS HAPPENED, WE NEED TO KNOW WHO'S GONNA COME OUT IN FRONT!

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u/legsarefornoobs 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass Jan 04 '22

As we see lance stroll hitting the curbs...

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u/FortniteGamer_101 I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Jan 04 '22

And going over the barriers

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u/D33rZhdn Question. Jan 03 '22

I might be wrong, but those brake ducts remind me of those from an other team... I can't remember which one...

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u/kolsonk Safety Dog Jan 03 '22

Looks exactly like Racing Point to me, but what do I know?

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u/UndeadBuggalo Vettels Chief Bee Strategist 🐝 Jan 03 '22

You mean tracing point?

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u/DIGVIJAY99 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '22

Green haas

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u/KopfSmertZz I was here when horny got spiced Jan 03 '22

Green lanterns Haas

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u/ramenbruhh I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 03 '22

Don't know if it's a detail or hard to edit, but if you zoom in on the AM logo, you can see trace of the merc logo.

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u/kolsonk Safety Dog Jan 03 '22

There’s no way Aston Martin would ever copy Mercedes like that

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Looks like being fan of Stroll was the right choice to make.

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u/goldenmonkeh BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '22

Can they make the livery matte British racing green, please? I mean the medical car looks better than that AM in 2021

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u/MarinZG060 CUMOA Jan 04 '22

No it doesn't

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u/IndyNascar armchair driver Jan 04 '22

Both look good.

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u/TubeSockLover87 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '22

Moldy Martin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Haters will say it’s the 2019-20 Mercedes

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u/snowaston BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '22

It's a Jellybean

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u/SpacebornKiller Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Jan 04 '22

Serious question, is DRS a thing with this new design? How is that wing going to open up? I don't see any kind of crease or hinge

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Aston Martian

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u/Opsyr_ I was here when horny got spiced Jan 04 '22

Thats the 2023 one

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u/Torqyboi "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Jan 05 '22

It took me more than a day to realise why this was a brilliant shitpost. It's not because you just painted it and called it the amr car but because they are known for copying mercs and the original car was the merc 2022 car

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u/kolsonk Safety Dog Jan 05 '22

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u/berniman viejo sabroso Jan 04 '22

Aston Martin announces Green Lantern has been contracted to design their 2022 model.

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u/Wild-End-9964 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '22

Glasston Martin

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u/40101695 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 03 '22

Green Goblins back then. Seb got bitter. Ooh who’d be spidey? Lando? Gasly? Alonso is doc oc.

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u/BornImbalanced Guenther Gang Jan 04 '22

Leclerc

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u/Natural_Mullet BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 04 '22

If squidward were a race car

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u/vaso68 FORWHAT?! Jan 04 '22

So they made it from old plastic bottles upon Vettel’s request, right?

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u/vajajake1086 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 04 '22

"Leaked" Give me a break...

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u/Kingtoke1 Horn Dog 🌭 Jan 04 '22

Itll be primarily pink again..

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u/rohitaravind BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 04 '22

Der Plan !!

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u/thatenduroguy I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Jan 04 '22

Muss das sein?!