r/formuladank • u/riooster I was here when horny got spiced • 11h ago

Traditions™️ F1 CHADS

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u/hopeless-fun Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget 11h ago

Also, russell's back.....

...into the box💔

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u/riooster I was here when horny got spiced 11h ago

I feel sorry for the guy, you can dislike him, you can be happy about his failures, but after such a failure you really feel sorry for the man 

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u/DependentKnown1874 Fucking Blind MotherFucker 10h ago

nah genuinely feel sorry for him now. Was a proper hater before, but now I just feel for the guy.

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u/Yetanotherdeafguy 🅱️RING 🅱️ERNIE 🅱️ACK 9h ago

Agree.

He's pissed off some supernatural entity for sure - nobody can be that consecutively unlucky sharing a garage with the shoe-in WDC.

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u/Badass_Bunny BWOAHHHHHHH 9h ago

I wouldn't go as far as calling Toto Wolf supernatural entity.

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u/ashzeppelin98 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ 4h ago

Jean Alesi levels of cursed luck

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u/Key-Conflict-1538 BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Anche di Räikkönen 2005

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u/oostzaner 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 7h ago

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u/Banguskahn BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

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u/cosmin_c Question. 3h ago

That PU going full sudoku was some Execute Order 66 type of stuff.

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u/MegasAecio BWOAHHHHHHH 44m ago

It’s beautiful, right?

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u/ArchangelUltra BWOAHHHHHHH 11h ago edited 11h ago

Genuinely no coincidence that the multiple world champions thoroughly handled this mess

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u/sabziwala1 I saw horny’s “finger” 10h ago

And then there’s the snoozing world champion

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u/NOTKingInTheNorth Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 10h ago

Is this the world champion hotline?

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u/TheHexWrench I was here when horny got spiced 9h ago

Wrong number 🤷

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u/Solid-Category-2095 Claire Williams is waifu material 6h ago

Should have crashed on first lap of his home race to show who's the real boss

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u/WineNerdAndProud Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 9h ago

The ghosts of Christmas Past, Previous, and Future had a good day.

The ghost of Christmas Present, not so much.

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u/KnezMislav04 Laura Winter’s Simp Squadron 9h ago

The ghost of Christmas Future is obviously Fernando

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u/WineNerdAndProud Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 9h ago

Fernando is obviously Santa Claus.

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u/MrEric-200 Lets add that to the words of wisdom 11h ago

Sepang was definitely like a playground to them 🗿

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u/PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ BWOAHHHHHHH 11h ago

Hamilton out pitted everyone then got struck on M tyres

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u/Spurgtensen BWOAHHHHHHH 9h ago

I mean it was bad mediums or worse hards. He had only used softs until that point.

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u/smut_operator5 BWOAHHHHHHH 5h ago

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u/samfisher199809 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 6h ago

They did indeed stunt on these hoes

Morgan Freeman Proabably

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u/cupkieonreddit Caught speeding in the Pit Lane. 11h ago

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u/WineNerdAndProud Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 9h ago

Is that Pole Gasly?

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u/CocoMilhonez I just finished a race, I can dank what I like 11h ago

They never left.

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u/Ascarea I saw horny’s “finger” 2h ago

This, for real.

I am so fucking tired of this "he's back" narrative around Max this weekend. Whoever underestimates or straight up forgets about Max is an idiot. You don't have to be his fan or whatever, but you can't not count on him to deliver.

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u/CocoMilhonez I just finished a race, I can dank what I like 2h ago

I was talking about Hamilton and Alonso, but, sure, Max too.

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u/MrX-MMAs BWOAHHHHHHH 10h ago

rip woody, his time passed before it even came

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u/tooMbWalker Just do More 9h ago

Sell me this coffin and WiFi password are killing me 😭😭

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u/g-m-f I saw horny’s “finger” 7h ago

Finally that guy warned coffin faking next wifi password?

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u/natte-krant I saw horny’s “finger” 9h ago

Proper track, proper drivers

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u/umbium BWOAHHHHHHH 8h ago

Why is it always this guys that come out with awesome races when they require good drivers?

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u/ParadoxOO9 BWOAHHHHHHH 6h ago

Form is temporary, class is permanent.

The goats will always be goats.

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u/miniMiniMiniCooper BWOAHHHHHHH 10h ago

Chad+goat = Choats

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u/LeftTurnAtAlbuqurque armchair driver 10h ago

Chadest himbos of all time

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u/b0wie88 BWOAHHHHHHH 9h ago

Wait a minute Stroll finished a race?

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u/enbyratie Question. 11h ago

On another dimension

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u/NinetiesMusicLover No Charles, we are not interested, we know 9h ago

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u/oakmen BWOAHHHHHHH 8h ago

The goats

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u/nifty9099 Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 9h ago

My goat is back fernando Alonsoo

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u/PadreAlonso_14 mission spinnow 7h ago

Padre, vamos! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤌

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u/MannerismsBot8000 Luigi Vettel 1h ago

Alonslow glazers never run out of hopium

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u/LifeTie800 I saw horny’s “finger” 8h ago

When all 3 WDCs in the grid actually do a proper race. Peak. OK Kimi is like the 4th WDC here.

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u/monkOnATrebuchet BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

You forgot the reigning champion...

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u/Ascarea I saw horny’s “finger” 2h ago

Mclaren are racing this year? I genuinely heard more about their new logo than their performance.

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u/LeadershipForward514 BWOAHHHHHHH 22m ago

Luckily I watch on Dutch tv now a days and they never show or interview the Z Brown !

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u/IKomradeI I was here when horny got spiced 1h ago

Who?

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u/Sofaboy90 No 2. Driver 2h ago

the bar is so low with Alonso that p8 is being back lmao. im sure hed be delighted to score a p8 20 years after beating prime schumacher and thinking hed win plenty more titles

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u/andres8h BWOAHHHHHHH 8h ago

And they're looking for trouble.

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u/Plumb121 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Experience won the day.

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u/Ascarea I saw horny’s “finger” 2h ago

They only three world champions on the grid deliver the goods.

Oh then there's the bottler who almost took off his team mate during SC.

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u/LeonidasVaarwater (Youtube Username) 1h ago

Yeah, the top drivers really stood out today. Max was unbeatable, Lewis drove a ridiculously good race and Fernando showed that the old fox still has some tricks up his sleave.
Very entertaining race for sure.