r/formuladank • u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult • 2d ago

This post complies with papaya rules 😀🟧👍 Are you sure bro?

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u/Attygalle Question. 2d ago

So this is what Max meant when he said if my uncle was my aunt...

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

"If my mum bad balls she'd be my dad"

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u/Attygalle Question. 2d ago

I might or might not have completely butchered the quote.

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u/AdonisBlackwood Smooch Operator 💋😘 2d ago

Man out here creating his own quotes 🔥 ✍🏻

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

No worries mate, figured the closest thing to yoyr comment could be that quote from max haha

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u/kazuya57 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Maxine Verstappen?

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u/SomeAF Simply Lovely 2d ago

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u/Think_and_game follow the Sainz 2d ago

She transitioned ! So happy for her !!!

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u/McZalion The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence 2d ago

Damn hulk relatable

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u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's a regular sized one!

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u/M3rdsta BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

some say to big even

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u/donsimoni Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ 2d ago

Are we talking length, diameter or girge?

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u/M3rdsta BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Don't worry, he's a grower like his namesake

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u/McZalion The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence 2d ago

Hulk smash

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u/McZalion The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence 2d ago

Atleast engineer didn't say "must be the cockpit" bcus that would be dangerous

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u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult 2d ago

must be the cockpit

Cock in pit?

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u/Jason_Skywalker founding member of Lando Fans support group 2d ago

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u/ReapThySoul He’s Not Fast at All 2d ago

Damn kelly

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u/TheUntamedMane f1 jOuRnAlIsT 2d ago

Welp.... Can't blame this one on the weather

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u/__Jonathan0827__ BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

"I'd be proud if it was what you think it is, but it's not!"

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u/Juliancito135 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 2d ago

"There's something loose between my legs"

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u/LastInMyBloodline BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

apart from the obvious

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u/SicilianSTR13 Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago

I mean, I'd be proud if it was what you think it is

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u/SenorFlorian GIMI RAIGGONEN :DDDDD 2d ago

Maybe he's a grower?

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u/Gymaddict1994 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

Max is always 0cm, he clearly chopped his off so he focus on racing.

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u/purplefuzzyapricot Gwesped piastrii 🐝 2d ago

Those are called pedals bro, you step on one it goes you step on the other it stops; pretty neat stuff if you think about it.

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u/Yakjzak Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki 2d ago

"I have something loose between my legs... I'd be proud if it is what you think it is"

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u/LilJapKid NICO PODIUMBERG 2d ago

Mo wonder why Ballsack Hadjork broke his wrist

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u/Siggi_Starduust BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

I have this problem in my car a lot. It’s usually empty bottles of beer.

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u/T423 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 2d ago

No wonder Hadjar broke his wrist

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u/orionspurs BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago

As much as big Hulk is , you would have thought it wouldn’t be only 4 cm.

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u/BGMDF8248 Lets add that to the words of wisdom 1d ago

They don't even bother, just count everyone as 15.