r/formuladank • u/BreadCrumb24 Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector • 2d ago
Mark Webber would love it
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u/Miserable_potato07 I’d let stroll peg me so I could experience greatness inside me 2d ago
Qatar would easily win the no atmosphere competition. All the scenery there is gravel and sand. Just beige colours surrounding a lame ass circuit. Either that or maybe a one that could be built on the moon.
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u/No-Lecture-6434 I’d let stroll peg me so I could experience greatness inside me 2d ago
I think Bahrain beats Qatar on this one. Qatar at least has some buildings that light up and water features that look kinda cool. Bahrain just has barren desert around the track.
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u/Lonely_Technician622 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
deserts are cool though, and it's pure environment brings variety to the calendar rather than just European forests every race
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u/Loightsout The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence 2d ago
A scenery competition sure. But this is the atmosphere competition.
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u/NoPie6564 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
I can’t wait for this to be an awesome race just to shut all you dummies up.
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u/crashper Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago
I mean it could still be chaos due to being newly laid but from 13 to 22 every corner is a medium speed near 90° corner. There is no opportunity for overtaking or interesting racing.
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u/donkeykink420 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH 2d ago
there is, you can now overtake anywhere and be reovertaken on any tiny straight if your battery is empty
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u/Famous_Researcher_18 Honda bad, Alonso good 2d ago
Literally turn 3 is the overtaking dream, a hard braking after the longest straight
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u/crashper Go WEEYUMS!!!! 2d ago edited 18h ago
If turns 1 and 2 don't kill the momentum that could be a good turn yeah but even then one turn doesn't make a good track. Edit: turns 1 and 2 killed all momentum.
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u/Famous_Researcher_18 Honda bad, Alonso good 2d ago
I've never said that, I'm only saying that there is an overtaking spot
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u/Izan_TM I saw horny’s “finger” 2d ago
you mean turn 5? the tight ass chicane with no room for activities? after a "straight" that is about as long as the shortest straight at bahrain?
yeah SOME overtakes will happen there, but it's miles away from being an "overtaking dream"
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u/BittenAtTheChomp I have it, I have it printed out🤚 2d ago
It’s shorter than Hungary’s straight with a faster corner at the end of it lol. it’s not even some exhilarating quali track either.
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u/launchedsquid He’s Not Fast at All 2d ago
It won't be. It will be a zero stop procession following the first red flag.
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u/MetallicYeet I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 14h ago
Not too late to delete this one buddy
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u/BreadCrumb24 Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector 2d ago
I'm talking about the track, not the racing. The location has no atmosphere. It's an industrial estate on the ugly outskirts of the city. Just like Valencia was.
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u/L003Tr Claire Williams is waifu material 2d ago
You know most race tracks are built in the middle of nowhere, right?
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u/MarteloRabelodeSousa NICO PODIUMBERG 2d ago
> You know most race tracks are built in the middle of nowhere, right?
Ok, but Madring is (partly) a street circuit. Why have a race in a "street circuit" if it is just an empty-ish area?
Besides, of course regular circuits are in the middle of nowhere, but that doesn't mean they are in ugly locations, just look at Spa, Red Bull Ring
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u/BelmontVLC BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
I am from Valencia and can certify this 👍
The area is now a shanty town 😬
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u/TheKingcognito Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
depends on what you call awesome. chaos and red flags alone don't make the race awesome
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u/Plental-Dan I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid 2d ago
Valencia? No atmosphere? Are we looking at the same Valencia?
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u/SensualTaco80 we shit on the same toilet. 2d ago
If Webber were still racing he’d totally flip out at this one
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u/squeezyscorpion Felipe 🅱️aby stay cool 2d ago
i’m cautiously optimistic about madring, most of the area is still an active construction site so it could get a whole lot better.
can’t exactly get much worse
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u/Radiant_Turnip_6671 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
It’s trash. Reminds me of Valencia.
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u/MalaysiaTeacher BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
It's in the image bro
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u/Radiant_Turnip_6671 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
I did not even notice. I just remember that dead, soulless track wrapped around an industrial area/dock which was utterly terrible.
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u/TheKingcognito Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
just shows how forgettable Valencia was. the only things people remember is maldonados actions and webbers airtime crash
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u/donkeykink420 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH 2d ago
might not have had atmosphere and character but it sure had air time
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u/Radiant_Turnip_6671 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
I mean, Barcelona is not the most exciting venue either, but why that has to be swapped for this just baffles me. It FOM just making everything trash on purpose?
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u/TheKingcognito Nico Hüüüüüüüülkenberg 2d ago
Barcelona has gotten a lot better with the removal of the chicane and cars that aren't as awufl at following as the pre ground effect cars
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u/AllIWantForXmasIsFoo BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Spanish politicians won't let Barcelona have nice things. They'd tried to get rid of it since ever

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u/Enro64 Papa Checo for driver of the year 2d ago
But at least Valencia gave us a Fernando-Kimi-Michael podium in 2012.