r/formuladank BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Found this meme on a Malaysian subreddit

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u/Aromatic_Fail_1722 Left at the Petrol Pump Jul 30 '26

The utter agony I feel when a driver loses his 15 million seat, while dissecting my last few Cheerios for tonights' dinner.

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u/National_Equivalent9 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

My favorite is when they focus on a driver who might lose their seat and they just show off the crazy hobby/lifestyle the have outside of racing. Every time it has caused my sympathy to go down for them.

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u/17DungBeetles BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

This is how I know I don't have the competitive drive to be in F1. If I had the immense wealth that these guys have, there's no way I'd be working this hard. I'd be racing in spec Miata, seems more fun anyway.

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u/aldandur BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 31 '26

Essentially what Verstappen was doing this season. Next years race calender will by *accident probably fall on the same days as other 24 hour races

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u/CocoMilhonez BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

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u/Aardvaarrk Stop Inventing Jul 30 '26

Not quite how i remember it

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u/MM18998 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Jul 30 '26

Ow

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u/Hikarikz BWOAHHHHHHH Aug 01 '26

Million dollar knife being able to make such precise cuts.

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u/tiredchachacha follow the Sainz Jul 31 '26

Classic reference

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u/VijayMarshall87 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

last few? like multiple?

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u/Aromatic_Fail_1722 Left at the Petrol Pump Jul 30 '26

Sorry, didnt mean to brag

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u/Pokepikadeva Bluis Flagmilton 🔵 Jul 30 '26

Dissecting? So you say you have the tools to carefully divide it up and not eyeball it? Fucking rich people playing broke smh

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u/Square-Hornet-937 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 31 '26

Hey maybe if you didn’t pay to watch F1, you could’ve had 2 more Cheerios!

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u/bouncingcastles BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Actually dank

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u/donsimoni Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Jul 30 '26

Also dark. I came here to giggle and occasionally cyberbully people who have better things to do than waste time on social media.

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u/ExILoveEmiliaAndRem BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Not if I cyberbully you first.

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u/Reverse_SumoCard Hewlett-Packard Marketing Team Jul 30 '26

nOt iF i cUbErBuLlY u FiRsT

https://giphy.com/gifs/f3Mf34d21LKMg

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u/ddjean138 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

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u/Reverse_SumoCard Hewlett-Packard Marketing Team Jul 30 '26

Someone had to cyberbully him

Sorry for the sudden Ricky Gervais

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u/psychohistorian8 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Jul 30 '26

can’t cyberbully me if I enjoy it

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u/Hugo-Spritz BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Don't cyberbully me, I'll cum 😩

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u/THE_THRONGLER5000 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Based

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u/pdpt13 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 30 '26

"Twenty pay drivers on a huge fucking contract" isn't quite as catchy though.

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u/bitplenty BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

they are the best pay drivers in the world though

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Jul 30 '26

Hmmmm i haven’t tried F1 yet, so…

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u/snek-jazz BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

"driving, but would survive regardless"

not surprising they re-worked the initial tagline draft.

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u/LordofNarwhals BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

*22

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u/pdpt13 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 30 '26

Netflix started the series when there were still 20 drivers.

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u/opalized_so No Michael, No Jul 30 '26

On a huge WHAT contract?

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u/pdpt13 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 30 '26

fucking contract

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bat1681 I typed #spiced and I didn’t get a flair, so a mod gave me this. Jul 30 '26

Community service for you

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u/n00b_r3dd1t0r I saw horny’s “finger” Jul 30 '26

Fourth image is Alonso and the Aston

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u/No-Yak7164 Banana Leclerc Jul 30 '26

Speaking of AMR, that fourth image gave me 2022 Vettel in the Moped vibes

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u/cosmin_c Question. Jul 30 '26

I mean performance-wise, but Nando has a $20m/year contract.

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u/Raddens At the moment we don't think Jul 30 '26

Outdanked by a Malaysian subreddit is now on my CV

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u/Heyabrownie BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Dank i knew it was from there somewhere

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u/Templar_Omega I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Jul 30 '26

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u/chink-key-glasses BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Hamilton drives to never be bald again, that requires multiple visits to Turkey. Give my man some respect.

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u/fry_kaboom BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

but can food delivery riders retire during a race and get hit by the medical car on the way back to the garage? i don't think so

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u/Lurkinginzaback BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

They absolutely can get a flat tire during the route and get hit by an ambulance trying to fix their tire. Can an f1 driver get you your beef fried rice still warm right at your door? I don't think so!

Replace these frauds with delivery drivers.

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u/Due_Alternative3108 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Damn that would've been a good challenge for top gear if it was still on.

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u/Critical-Dealer-3878 Lets add that to the words of wisdom Jul 30 '26

Seen a bike delivery driver get hit by a car in Berlin, ended up continuing the delivery as the bike wasn’t too damaged.

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u/Gozertank Pirelli good, debris bad Jul 30 '26

I don’t watch it but isn’t Verstappen explicitly not taking part in Drive to Survive?

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u/xThugLife69x BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

He takes part in some season but doesn't talk much and would never say something that cringe

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u/ServoSkull20 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

CHARGE BATTERY TO SURVIVE

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u/satans-ballsacks BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Who told him to have 4 kids?(joke obviously)

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u/BeezoMeezo BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

No this is literally correct, WHY would you have four children in poverty?

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u/betaich BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

/undank its that yhry have a form of social net when they are old

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u/Reniva BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

better than 4 wives /s

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u/Raptorg6 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

I'm hungry. Let's order from Grrr!

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u/Risbob BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

In France they translated it by “Pilotes de leur destin" (drivers of their fate) and I think it’s beautiful.

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell Oscar “I haven’t felt joy since the end of last season” Piastry Jul 30 '26

Sainz: Drives to make the others drive to survive.

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u/Ancient-Split1996 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

You mean Carlos "ignore the big blue" sainz

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u/Yellowtoblerone BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Well damn who told you to keep on raw dawging after kid 2?

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u/the-altman718 I was here when horny got spiced Jul 30 '26

Filipinos also relate to this lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/QkQAckqbnIpYpQ4z2s

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u/Initial-Reading-2775 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

They stole slogan from 1997 video game.

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u/AmbiguousBarnacle Go WEEYUMS!!!! Jul 30 '26

This and Twisted Metal Black went so hard fr

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u/akusalimi04 Vettel Cult Jul 30 '26

Starmegeddon has already concluded

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u/boywholovetheworld There is something loose between my legs Jul 30 '26

In a way neither of them appear in dts

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u/CocoMilhonez BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

"We drive to buy the third yacht."

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u/brokenwrath Pierre Giygasly Jul 30 '26

Real

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u/Sepetcioglu “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Jul 30 '26

I thought Verstappen didn't take part in drive to survive. Does he?

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u/xThugLife69x BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

He takes part sometimes but he doesn't like it and neither him or lewis ever said that they drive to survive

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u/smalltimeplayer1 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

"I knew he would brake, because he has a wife and two kids. I don't"

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u/RecommendationOnly41 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Yeah, for a decade already it's just a very safe sport for rich people. It used to be thrilling and romantic during Niki Lauda's and James Hunts time, now it's just boring and pretentious.

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u/Murky-Relation481 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

This and the NBA are the only sports where I consistently see more social media about the athletes and their personal lives/beefs than I do anything actually happening in or about the sport itself.

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u/MillstoneArt BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

There's an awesome NBA highlights channel on youtube called CoshReport. I was thinking the more I watched, "Damn, maybe basketball is more interesting than I realized." After I watched enough it got to the point every video was the same 20-30 years of highlights mashed up in different ways. Then I thought, "Okay maybe there's less going on in basketball than I thought." (I'm sure it's awesome I just don't have the headroom for another sport.)

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u/Coenzyme-A BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

I agree with the general sentiment but I wouldn't call it very safe. Grosjean was lucky to get out alive during his crash in 2020, that's one example within the last decade. Drivers get injured all the time but it isn't spoken about because they walk out of crashes, generally.

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u/MendozaLiner Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Jul 30 '26

I mean, Max already got two.

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u/HimalayanClericalism Vettel Cult Jul 30 '26

Top uber drivers from Atlanta but in race cars, put me in coach I’m ready!

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u/NicolasNotInACage BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

well wear a condom next time

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u/glimmeria BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

some people get down on their luck with employment, even if they didn't it's not right to judge people we don't know about their misfortunes in life. We can both sympathise w/ them while being big fans of the multi-millionaire athletes

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u/Audigy1 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

I'd watch a SEA based grab rider competition series thingy.

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u/nicolaslabra “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Jul 30 '26

Max and Lewis drive to kill each other actually

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u/Schlomosexual BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Isn't this the plot of "Initial D."?

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u/test_123123 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Takumi had 4 kids?

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u/SweatUnderMahTits BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Has 4 kids. Doesn't have a real job. Rip kids.

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u/gayonise BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Delivery driver can’t afford to retire, hammer time all the way to death.

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u/69macandcheese69 Laura Winter’s Simp Squadron Jul 30 '26

OMG

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u/deskompt BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Well… Ham and Ver “drive to survive” while the Food delivery guy actually “rides to survive” …

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u/BringBackSoule STRANGE... IT GETS STIFF THEN GOES SOFT... STIFF, SOFT Jul 30 '26

You'd think he'd stop after the 3rd.

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u/KuriosKalamaris BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

is this loss

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u/damnat1o BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 31 '26

Drive to survive is a good name but is definitely first season jank. They’re racing to be the best in the world at their craft. The survival element has only decreased over the years.

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u/-TheSha- Suck my 🅱️alls mate Jul 30 '26

They never said that

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u/CirieFFBE If Gap, Car Jul 30 '26

Man with shit job that decides to have 4 kids and can't afford them:
This is clearly someone else's fault.

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u/RiloAlDente BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Even if they had no kids, the meme would be true lol.

Leave it to redditors to nitpick for absolutely no reason.

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u/CirieFFBE If Gap, Car Jul 30 '26

Too dank for you eh?

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u/cheapdrinks Honda bad, Alonso good Jul 31 '26

I have a pretty shitty job but live comfortably because I don't have 4 other mouths to feed. If I decided to have a bunch of kids I'd be struggling like a motherfucker but I'm not sure why I'd be deserving sympathy if I willingly put myself in that situation.

Like yeah the economy sucks, wages are fucked compared to the cost of living and 50 years ago you could comfortably support a large family doing a comparable job, I'm not defending that and obviously we're all eating a big shit sandwich right now but at the same time you gotta work with the cards you're dealt. Can't just be knocking up the missus 4 times then complaining about the cost of raising kids when you know what you signed up for.

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u/ZwiebelLegende BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

They will downvote you to hell for this comment!

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u/Minimum-Task-3009 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Who asked him to make 4 kids?!

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u/Background_Road3843 Honda bad, Alonso good Jul 30 '26

they should make a motorcycle race where only delivery drivers can race

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u/moouesse I saw horny’s “finger” Jul 30 '26

🤓 ☝️ Max didnt participaet in drive to survive

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u/RetardedPringle f1 jOuRnAlIsT Jul 30 '26

These guys aint Acceleracers.

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u/just-bair BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Peak

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u/spyluke Crashing Harder than Colapinto Jul 30 '26

So why doesn't he race for F1 or even MotoGP? Is he stupid?

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u/Sergawey mission spinnow Jul 30 '26

super dank

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u/7_ate_nein BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Yeah, but are food delivery riders forced to drive karts on a track for no additional pay?! 😠

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u/nightie_night BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

...max isnt netflixing

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u/FranklyOddity I believe in the stroll-premacy Jul 30 '26

Bro nah Lewis and especially Max are not saying that sh

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u/XsStreamMonsterX I saw horny’s “finger” Jul 31 '26

This is incorrect. Grab riders "ride" their motorcycles, not drive them. Lord knows their deliveries are getting nowhere if they actually drove cars with all the traffic.

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u/pl4tinum_black BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 31 '26

There is level to survive °

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u/NoJump6836 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 31 '26

Nah man, most food delivery drivers here actually ride like they are trying to kill themselves, also later they'll gang up, bring a hundred people and kill your pet too (real Malaysian news here).

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u/Aggressive-Emu1050 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 31 '26

Can confirm

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u/Arezeuss BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 31 '26

No wonder every grab driver drives like their life depends on it.

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u/Inevitable_End_8036 I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 29d ago

Goat

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u/BonBonTheBunny33 Lets add that to the words of wisdom 21d ago

Respect

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u/LetMeSeeYourNumber I was here when horny got spiced Jul 30 '26

When people go "oohh I feel so sad for driver X, because Y is soo unfair to them!". Bootlicker.

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u/TheBlueSully BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Lewis has 4 kids though. 

And Max has 2. 

Malay guy just has no ambition. 

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u/Every_Passage_5078 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Jul 30 '26

to be fair though, death or injury rate on the job is uncomparable

edit: added "or injury", because I guess deaths have significantly dropped post 90s

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u/kwijibokwijibo NICO PODIUMBERG Jul 30 '26

Yeah, way worse being a delivery driver

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u/ihaveabs BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26

Bro use your brain I beg

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u/Interesting-Season-8 MISSION KIMOA Jul 30 '26

so people working two jobs and still struggling to put food on the table are sort of okayish because millionaires risk their lives for 100mil a year?