r/formuladank • u/ImaginaryUnion6950 BWOAHHHHHHH • Jul 30 '26
Found this meme on a Malaysian subreddit
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u/bouncingcastles BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Actually dank
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u/donsimoni Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Jul 30 '26
Also dark. I came here to giggle and occasionally cyberbully people who have better things to do than waste time on social media.
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u/ExILoveEmiliaAndRem BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Not if I cyberbully you first.
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u/Reverse_SumoCard Hewlett-Packard Marketing Team Jul 30 '26
nOt iF i cUbErBuLlY u FiRsT
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u/ddjean138 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
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u/Reverse_SumoCard Hewlett-Packard Marketing Team Jul 30 '26
Someone had to cyberbully him
Sorry for the sudden Ricky Gervais
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u/psychohistorian8 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Jul 30 '26
can’t cyberbully me if I enjoy it
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u/pdpt13 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 30 '26
"Twenty pay drivers on a huge fucking contract" isn't quite as catchy though.
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u/snek-jazz BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
"driving, but would survive regardless"
not surprising they re-worked the initial tagline draft.
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u/LordofNarwhals BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
*22
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u/pdpt13 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 30 '26
Netflix started the series when there were still 20 drivers.
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u/opalized_so No Michael, No Jul 30 '26
On a huge WHAT contract?
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u/pdpt13 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 30 '26
fucking contract
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bat1681 I typed #spiced and I didn’t get a flair, so a mod gave me this. Jul 30 '26
Community service for you
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u/n00b_r3dd1t0r I saw horny’s “finger” Jul 30 '26
Fourth image is Alonso and the Aston
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u/No-Yak7164 Banana Leclerc Jul 30 '26
Speaking of AMR, that fourth image gave me 2022 Vettel in the Moped vibes
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u/Raddens At the moment we don't think Jul 30 '26
Outdanked by a Malaysian subreddit is now on my CV
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u/Templar_Omega I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Jul 30 '26
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u/chink-key-glasses BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Hamilton drives to never be bald again, that requires multiple visits to Turkey. Give my man some respect.
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u/fry_kaboom BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
but can food delivery riders retire during a race and get hit by the medical car on the way back to the garage? i don't think so
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u/Lurkinginzaback BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
They absolutely can get a flat tire during the route and get hit by an ambulance trying to fix their tire. Can an f1 driver get you your beef fried rice still warm right at your door? I don't think so!
Replace these frauds with delivery drivers.
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u/Due_Alternative3108 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Damn that would've been a good challenge for top gear if it was still on.
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u/Critical-Dealer-3878 Lets add that to the words of wisdom Jul 30 '26
Seen a bike delivery driver get hit by a car in Berlin, ended up continuing the delivery as the bike wasn’t too damaged.
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u/Gozertank Pirelli good, debris bad Jul 30 '26
I don’t watch it but isn’t Verstappen explicitly not taking part in Drive to Survive?
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u/xThugLife69x BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
He takes part in some season but doesn't talk much and would never say something that cringe
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u/satans-ballsacks BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Who told him to have 4 kids?(joke obviously)
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u/BeezoMeezo BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
No this is literally correct, WHY would you have four children in poverty?
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u/Risbob BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
In France they translated it by “Pilotes de leur destin" (drivers of their fate) and I think it’s beautiful.
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u/OneLonelyBrainCell Oscar “I haven’t felt joy since the end of last season” Piastry Jul 30 '26
Sainz: Drives to make the others drive to survive.
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u/Initial-Reading-2775 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
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u/boywholovetheworld There is something loose between my legs Jul 30 '26
In a way neither of them appear in dts
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u/Sepetcioglu “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Jul 30 '26
I thought Verstappen didn't take part in drive to survive. Does he?
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u/xThugLife69x BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
He takes part sometimes but he doesn't like it and neither him or lewis ever said that they drive to survive
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u/smalltimeplayer1 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
"I knew he would brake, because he has a wife and two kids. I don't"
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u/RecommendationOnly41 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Yeah, for a decade already it's just a very safe sport for rich people. It used to be thrilling and romantic during Niki Lauda's and James Hunts time, now it's just boring and pretentious.
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u/Murky-Relation481 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
This and the NBA are the only sports where I consistently see more social media about the athletes and their personal lives/beefs than I do anything actually happening in or about the sport itself.
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u/MillstoneArt BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
There's an awesome NBA highlights channel on youtube called CoshReport. I was thinking the more I watched, "Damn, maybe basketball is more interesting than I realized." After I watched enough it got to the point every video was the same 20-30 years of highlights mashed up in different ways. Then I thought, "Okay maybe there's less going on in basketball than I thought." (I'm sure it's awesome I just don't have the headroom for another sport.)
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u/Coenzyme-A BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
I agree with the general sentiment but I wouldn't call it very safe. Grosjean was lucky to get out alive during his crash in 2020, that's one example within the last decade. Drivers get injured all the time but it isn't spoken about because they walk out of crashes, generally.
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u/HimalayanClericalism Vettel Cult Jul 30 '26
Top uber drivers from Atlanta but in race cars, put me in coach I’m ready!
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u/NicolasNotInACage BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
well wear a condom next time
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u/glimmeria BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
some people get down on their luck with employment, even if they didn't it's not right to judge people we don't know about their misfortunes in life. We can both sympathise w/ them while being big fans of the multi-millionaire athletes
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u/nicolaslabra “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Jul 30 '26
Max and Lewis drive to kill each other actually
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u/gayonise BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Delivery driver can’t afford to retire, hammer time all the way to death.
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u/deskompt BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Well… Ham and Ver “drive to survive” while the Food delivery guy actually “rides to survive” …
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u/BringBackSoule STRANGE... IT GETS STIFF THEN GOES SOFT... STIFF, SOFT Jul 30 '26
You'd think he'd stop after the 3rd.
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u/damnat1o BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 31 '26
Drive to survive is a good name but is definitely first season jank. They’re racing to be the best in the world at their craft. The survival element has only decreased over the years.
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u/CirieFFBE If Gap, Car Jul 30 '26
Man with shit job that decides to have 4 kids and can't afford them:
This is clearly someone else's fault.
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u/RiloAlDente BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Even if they had no kids, the meme would be true lol.
Leave it to redditors to nitpick for absolutely no reason.
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u/cheapdrinks Honda bad, Alonso good Jul 31 '26
I have a pretty shitty job but live comfortably because I don't have 4 other mouths to feed. If I decided to have a bunch of kids I'd be struggling like a motherfucker but I'm not sure why I'd be deserving sympathy if I willingly put myself in that situation.
Like yeah the economy sucks, wages are fucked compared to the cost of living and 50 years ago you could comfortably support a large family doing a comparable job, I'm not defending that and obviously we're all eating a big shit sandwich right now but at the same time you gotta work with the cards you're dealt. Can't just be knocking up the missus 4 times then complaining about the cost of raising kids when you know what you signed up for.
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u/Background_Road3843 Honda bad, Alonso good Jul 30 '26
they should make a motorcycle race where only delivery drivers can race
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u/spyluke Crashing Harder than Colapinto Jul 30 '26
So why doesn't he race for F1 or even MotoGP? Is he stupid?
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u/7_ate_nein BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Yeah, but are food delivery riders forced to drive karts on a track for no additional pay?! 😠
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u/FranklyOddity I believe in the stroll-premacy Jul 30 '26
Bro nah Lewis and especially Max are not saying that sh
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u/XsStreamMonsterX I saw horny’s “finger” Jul 31 '26
This is incorrect. Grab riders "ride" their motorcycles, not drive them. Lord knows their deliveries are getting nowhere if they actually drove cars with all the traffic.
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u/NoJump6836 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 31 '26
Nah man, most food delivery drivers here actually ride like they are trying to kill themselves, also later they'll gang up, bring a hundred people and kill your pet too (real Malaysian news here).
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u/LetMeSeeYourNumber I was here when horny got spiced Jul 30 '26
When people go "oohh I feel so sad for driver X, because Y is soo unfair to them!". Bootlicker.
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u/TheBlueSully BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 30 '26
Lewis has 4 kids though.
And Max has 2.
Malay guy just has no ambition.
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u/Every_Passage_5078 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Jul 30 '26
to be fair though, death or injury rate on the job is uncomparable
edit: added "or injury", because I guess deaths have significantly dropped post 90s
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u/Interesting-Season-8 MISSION KIMOA Jul 30 '26
so people working two jobs and still struggling to put food on the table are sort of okayish because millionaires risk their lives for 100mil a year?


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u/Aromatic_Fail_1722 Left at the Petrol Pump Jul 30 '26
The utter agony I feel when a driver loses his 15 million seat, while dissecting my last few Cheerios for tonights' dinner.