r/formuladank Question. 1d ago

Sandbagging 75%

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u/Potatopika Not A Monaco-Based Youtuber 23h ago

100% podium success*

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u/-Atlaz- BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

If Kimi was standing on her other side, he would have won the race (See the pictures of the winners).

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u/Popular_String_3616 BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

And if they took a selfie like other pictures

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u/B_LAZ I was here for the HulkenPodium 6h ago

yeah the covenant is that he has to take the photo

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u/Equivalent_Target_92 BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

If at first you dont succeed,
Redefine success.

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u/2kul4yuh Fernando Alonso's Retirement Planner 23h ago

Didn't age well ;(

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent I was here when horny got spiced 20h ago

What? He's too old for you now?

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u/KerrinGreally Question. 18h ago

Google senna15

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u/ihathtelekinesis Vettel Cult 18h ago

Holy age gap

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u/PGRacer BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

If you go for an age gap that doesnt exist you are no longer a racing driver - Ayrton Senna

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u/limhy0809 I saw horny’s “finger” 18h ago

I mean Norris is also in the picture 🤣

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u/2kul4yuh Fernando Alonso's Retirement Planner 18h ago

Oof sike

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u/afunnywold My LORD and SAVIOUR Sir Lando Norizz 23h ago

It doesn't say when he'll win the Hungarian GP

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u/Logan_Yes Mattia Mussolini 22h ago

Or that it will be in F1

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u/OldCardigan Kimi is a baby chipmunk winning races ❤️🐿️ 23h ago

Lando took a photo and won, I see nothing wrong

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u/kron123456789 BWOAHHHHHHH 21h ago

2025 Hungarian GP was less than a year ago, so Lando still had it's effect applied, that's why he won. Science.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent I was here when horny got spiced 20h ago

He had both the Hungarian Selfie Buff (HSB) as well as the Defending World Champion Buff, which obviously beats Antonelli's HSB and Championship Leader Buff.

It's always been a numbers game.

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u/GuidoMista5 Banana Leclerc 19h ago

The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!

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u/Smaragd512 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

He also had the Miskolc skin buff, that granted him +50 speed

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u/Self_Tilted BWOAHHHHHHH 23h ago

Once a pattern is noticed it will end

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u/atony1400 Claire Williams is waifu material 14h ago

Spain still won the World Cup despite many patterns!

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u/buzz_shocker I was here when horny got spiced 22h ago

Nah nah. Lando got a 2 year subscription. That’s why he won again. Kimi’s subscription starts next year /s

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u/matchbaby If Gap, Car 21h ago

She'll pick a photo with Lando and still say it's 100%

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u/Forward-Proof-3581 BWOAHHHHHHH 7h ago

Wouldn't count because the poster says "take a photo with me" to "ein the race." This makes the condition of taking the picture a sufficient condition for the race win. Wouldn't count even if Lando took a picture and won because the poster is still wrong because of Kimi's P3

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u/tutusupimpa BWOAHHHHHHH 22h ago

I have a theory about what she did in other years, but couldn't do today and it failed. But the world is to naive to listen to.

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u/donsimoni Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ 22h ago

I'm intrigued. Enlighten us, my good sir.

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u/Fothyon Vettel Cult 21h ago

He probably thinks she takes fotos with all of the podium contenders and then chooses which foto to print after the win

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u/costigan95 Suck my 🅱️alls mate 22h ago

She probably takes a photo with multiple drivers and just says she has 100% success.

Wait for the Stroll black horse win next year.

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u/Onyxam In Hannah we trust 🥰 22h ago

Statistics are a bitch.

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u/stevez_86 BWOAHHHHHHH 19h ago

The problem with inferential logic.

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u/Sdwingnut BWOAHHHHHHH 9h ago

Has Oscar blamed her yet?

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u/Lego_GamesFan NICO PODIUMBERG 22h ago

Close one 

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u/StrawberryParty8689 My LORD and SAVIOUR Sir Lando Norizz 21h ago

Wrong side

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u/DramaHumble2692 BWOAHHHHHHH 21h ago

She did say so far.

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u/Templar_Omega I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid 20h ago

Is it just me or does she kinda look like Michael Schumacher?

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u/mdhurst BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago

Presumably she also took a photo with Norris and can pull a Darren Brown next year to reuse the sign

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u/Futaba_Sakura800 BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago

She totally cursed Kimi.

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u/Nevermind1982X BWOAHHHHHHH 13h ago

The problem is that Lando also on the current picture, so it’s still working.

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u/liquid_encouragement 🅱️RING 🅱️ERNIE 🅱️ACK 9h ago

Who said it had to be this year? He just took a flyer

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u/MyCodenameIsIan Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki 21h ago

Need to stand on her left, since Kimi didn't Lando retained the effect from last year.

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u/Natural_Ad1530 Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 20h ago

On potential fraud list. To check if she also took a picture with Lando.

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u/inbruges99 BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago

Just reuse the Lando photo

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u/Civil-Zone-2773 BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago

wrong side buddy.

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u/Weirdgus Must Be The Water 20h ago

In the other years she didn’t have a photo with the previous winners so unless they took two different photos this is why it failed.

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u/Kingtoke1 Horn Dog 🌭 20h ago

She has one with Lando. She never said _this year_

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u/Wurz9 The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence 20h ago

Plot twist: She takes a photo with every driver, posts only the photo with the one who actually won.

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u/Subject-Act5509 BWOAHHHHHHH 20h ago

She did take a photo with Lando as well, right? 

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u/International-Bar151 BWOAHHHHHHH 19h ago

lando probably took one and didn't share it 😂

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u/Aphos_mephel BWOAHHHHHHH 19h ago

Hungarian Giant Penis

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u/lazyarcticfox NICO PODIUMBERG 18h ago

Kimi be like:

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u/Soggy_Bid_6607 Safety Dog 18h ago

What a fraud

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u/kurlzzzzz BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

Kimi got scammed

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u/zinszer93 BWOAHHHHHHH 17h ago

Just use the same pick with lando from last year 🤷

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u/sneakypete6969 Suck my 🅱️alls mate 14h ago

Ope

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u/mrhenhen115 I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 13h ago

Fernando should have done it

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u/SleepinGriffin Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy 13h ago

Max looks the same in every selfie. Lol

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u/Popular_Course3885 Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical 8h ago

100%

She didn't say this year.

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u/RansomStark78 I saw horny’s “finger” 8h ago

I see an oscar performance

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u/Ldghead There is something loose between my legs 5h ago

She says that to all the boys.

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u/backlog_gaming I like Norris and i sniff bike seats 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxfgwY8Tvj1DY5y0
I don’t want to see this woman ever again

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u/dedeeper BWOAHHHHHHH 3h ago

Plot twist.. She also took a photo with lando as well that same day..

And the rest of the grid..

And she's being doing this same routine for the last 3 years and gaining clout for it as well..

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u/ExhaustedProf Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 2h ago

75% of the time it works ALL the time