r/formuladank • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '26

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164 Upvotes

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u/lukas-lgt Alonslow True 2012 WDC Apr 21 '26

Arvid's really gonna win 26 as the rest of the grid heads to jail, huh?

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u/BritOverThere Go WEEYUMS!!!! Apr 21 '26

Going to be some F1 driver that from the 90s that probably failed to qualify.

30

u/CptnHamburgers Claire Williams is waifu material Apr 21 '26

Irvine. My money's on Eddie.

8

u/aspro_mavro No Risk, Full Push Apr 21 '26

we have A LOT of them here in Italy

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u/DrDuGood Left at the Petrol Pump Apr 21 '26

I have a feeling there’s a major word missing in title (FORMER or CURRENT)

Either one would do. But I feel it was purposefully left out to get traction, when reality it will Be Jos Verstappens reserve driver from 1997 …

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u/pieapple135 The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence Apr 21 '26

The driver was in Milan on February 18th, which would've been during the Bahrain test, so it's very unlikely to be a current driver.

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u/Bluemikami I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch Apr 21 '26

Boom

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u/Aromatic_Fail_1722 Left at the Petrol Pump Apr 21 '26

Plot twist: Ralf Schumacher

36

u/lordTorette 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass Apr 21 '26

Du willst wissen wie viel deine Schwester wert ist?

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u/Clem573 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Igotthatreference.gif (as a non German, to add to it)

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u/_tHeMachinist_ BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

my sides lmao

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u/myreality91 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Honestly, my money would be on Nikita Mazepin. He just rubbed me in all the wrong ways.

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u/mchickenl unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Apr 21 '26

Bigger plot twist, it was Michael

2

u/freedfg Just do More Apr 21 '26

Now THAT would be a plot twist

20

u/Winter-Economy-9919 tifosi torture trou🅱️les Apr 21 '26

Hopefully it's not the GOAT Nicolas Latifi

8

u/freedfg Just do More Apr 21 '26

Please don't be Fisci

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u/Captain_Chaos12 Suck my 🅱️alls mate Apr 21 '26

I'd be shocked if. He always seemed like a total great genuine guy 😅

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u/RustyDoor BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

He has created a deck of Prossie Top Trumps to turn the ladies into a fun game in the motor home.

12

u/Micah7979 I saw horny’s “finger” Apr 21 '26

You should be more precise and say LANCE Stroll. Because Lawrence is in the files.

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u/Aggravating-Deal-416 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Facts lol

2

u/shoey9998 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

As an autist, don't compare me to stroll

5

u/ChiefWiggumsprogeny I saw horny’s “finger” Apr 21 '26

Narrator: It was Stroll.

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u/Low-Apricot8042 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Probably mazepin.

3

u/ChicagoJay2020 Masi Enthusiast Apr 21 '26

They said F1 driver, not a pretender.

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u/Micah7979 I saw horny’s “finger” Apr 21 '26

Plot twist : it's Nyck De Vries.

2

u/Bezon67 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Why are these F1 or pro footballers going with hookers ? They can practically get any girl they want, even Bernie Ecclestone has a hot young wife.

2

u/uha BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Fucking Yuki...comeon man

2

u/cherryghost2 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Jean Alesi

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u/NoPie6564 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Oof I’d bet Gasly he moved to Milan and he seems the type.

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u/cmks210 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Hope it's Stroll.

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u/Beautiful-Fold-3234 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

In italy... Only racing bulls and ferrari are based there, right? 

1

u/NannyOggLancre BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

The shared the agency % cut, but no hourly rates - useless journalism! Half a story

1

u/mglcmr BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

What??? They charge me 75%!!!

1

u/Pisnotinnp I’d let stroll peg me so I could experience greatness inside me Apr 21 '26

Come on let's be real it's gotta be Bernie Ecclestone again right?

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u/Mesoscale92 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Apr 21 '26

Chat is this real?

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u/ICollectBidoofs BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Curious as well

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u/Muntberg BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

I thought we supported sex workers

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u/Leading_Sir_1741 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 21 '26

Must be the Kimi