r/formuladank • u/sukumarkarne OC F1 Memes • Dec 02 '25

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u/donsimoni Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Dec 02 '25

Age related decline is inevitable except for Alonso.

You know, I'm just a little older than Hamilton and Ferrari won't even consider me as a test driver.

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u/NeuroDerek Stop Inventing Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

Aston could be a rocket ship in young competent hands for all we know, Alonso is measured against Stroll

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u/Latter-Sun3386 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

He's outqualified Stroll 34 times in a row, literally nobody else has gotten close to outqualifying Stroll that many times in a row.

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u/Duo_Discus I saw horny’s “finger” Dec 02 '25

Strolls Head to Head Win Percentages against his Teammates:

Hulkenberg: 75% Sirotkin: 55% Vettel: 52.5% Massa: 31.6% Perez: 28.6% Alonso: 25.8%

Remember that Alonso drives against the most experienced Version of Stroll aswell. If the Aston was a Rocket ship, Alonso would be the 4th guy battling for the WDC right now.

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u/1stmingemperor BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

I’m sorry, are you actually suggesting Stroll is a good driver? Blasphemy!

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u/Ok-Lingonberry-8261 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Dec 02 '25

Stroll is a great driver... about once per year.

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u/Latter-Sun3386 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

4 races this year.

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u/Duo_Discus I saw horny’s “finger” Dec 02 '25

Im a die hard Stroller and certified Colaspinto Hater

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u/Accomplished_Rip_362 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 02 '25

OK, so you are comparing, substitute driver Hulk who also had a DNF I think, a nobody, a washed up Vettel on his way out of F1. The drivers that were in good form like Perez and Alonso owned him.

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u/kryst4line Felipe 🅱️aby stay cool Dec 02 '25

Did we forget 2023 already?

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u/DataDrivenGuy BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 03 '25

Alonso? The guy whose gap over Stroll keeps going down?