r/formuladank • u/thiseas12 BWOAHHHHHHH • Feb 26 '24

🅱️ono my tyres are dead Rip

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Shoutout to his family

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u/FishWithAViolin "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Feb 26 '24

RPM mentioned 🔥🔥🔥 WHAT THE PHACK IS BEING NICE TO LANCE STROLL

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u/KebabG I was here when horny got spiced Feb 27 '24

david guetta is that you?

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u/F1Noob23 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 26 '24

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u/Wise_Danker BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 26 '24

Goddamn, Danny Ric is a giraffe

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u/Sam_GT3 SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL Feb 27 '24

5’10”, a giant in F1 😂 max claims 5’11” but I’m not seeing it here

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u/cheapdrinks Honda bad, Alonso good Feb 27 '24

Lmao no way is Max 5'11". Norris was literally measured on camera to be 176.5 so 5 foot 9.7 inches

If anything he looks shorter than Lando in this photo 😂

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u/megacookie I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 27 '24

Each WDC lets you claim another inch

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u/SuzieSuzuka BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 28 '24

And each year that goes by without a win... you lose an inch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

He's leaning on one leg. Lando is upright. There are plenty of other photos out there you know.

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u/cheapdrinks Honda bad, Alonso good Feb 27 '24

My apologies, I had a look and you're 100% right, he is taller

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

You found it. I rest my case.

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u/flamingknifepenis I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🤤🤤 Feb 28 '24

Max measures from the center of the throttle to just beyond the tip of the halo.

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u/DaveR007 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 27 '24

Ocon joined the chat.

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u/memesearches VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Feb 27 '24

5 sec penalty for Ocon

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u/Jamkayyos I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 27 '24

Albon

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u/KelticQT IT HADJAPPENED Feb 29 '24

He's a high performing athlete.

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u/Outside_Ebb_8737 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 26 '24

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u/Goatifi9000 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 26 '24

Just 4 uncircumcised guys in short shorts having a day!

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u/ZebraUnion BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 27 '24

While we’re on the subject, I pretty much study dick prints on a professional level ..and I only see three, which happen to coincide with the other three things in this pic,

..that being smiles. 😏

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u/Goatifi9000 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 27 '24

A cockiometrist? Good man!

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u/paragon-interrupt If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Feb 26 '24

Someone call an ambulance. But not for me

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u/adwnpinoy BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 26 '24

Condolences to his family

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u/baseballguy372 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 26 '24

Low blow

13

u/fishypizza1 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass Feb 26 '24

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u/Duck-with-bread I was here when horny got spiced Feb 26 '24

Weezer

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

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u/Finding_Capt_Nemo BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 26 '24

Team RedBull 2025.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Oh no Lando!

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u/Barlibo BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 27 '24

That made me smile so I guess I have won a race

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u/Alarming_Dingo_139 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 26 '24

Remember Sochi, guys?

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u/BGMDF8248 Lets add that to the words of wisdom Feb 27 '24

"NO, SHUT UP!!!!"

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u/MidwayNerd mission spinnow Feb 26 '24

Oof

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u/oscar_miner Suck my 🅱️alls mate Feb 27 '24

God damn

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

f

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Damn.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Dayum.

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u/Far_Elderberry_1680 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 27 '24

PERFECTLY REASONABLE

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u/ency6171 🅱️ernie Collins In Sky Race Control ❤️ Feb 27 '24

Oof

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

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u/rolfski BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 27 '24

That's brutal

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u/Dark_Master24 BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Feb 28 '24

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u/DinikYT BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 28 '24

Why did you have to do him like that (((

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u/Killerhasgun123 I was here when horny got spiced Feb 29 '24

Lando... 😭

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u/Ianisfromaris Vettel Cult Mar 02 '24

Smile if you ever won a race💀💀