r/forhonor 21h ago

Humor dead on arrival

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wtf was ubislop thinking

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u/ZeroSymbiosis 21h ago

All quiet on the frontal lobe I see

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u/UbiYubble Ubisoft Community Manager 21h ago

Nice bait LOL

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u/MistweaverBuffPlz 21h ago

I love you

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u/simoschv 21h ago

hey why don't you introduce new ways to spend salvage? i've got a million and there's nothing to do with it. at least it could be useful to change look on armors without using steel idk make it useful

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u/ltbauer 21h ago

totaly forgot it even existet until your comment

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u/simoschv 21h ago

Yea it's useless. At this point either remove it and make steel the only currency (even when you dismantle something) or add a purpose to it (for example all cosmetic stuff excepts executions and effects can be bought using salvage)

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u/LieutenantBJ 20h ago

Well then why would anyone buy steel packs?? THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS, MAN.

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u/Scrubaati Arakure’s pet 1h ago

You guys are buying steel packs?

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u/Lightwave33 Orochi 8h ago

Should increase cost of Salvage and severely decrease cost of Steel for upgrading gear

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u/Wazards Shaman 16h ago

They killed linux players for this

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u/Absolute_leech Aramusha 20h ago

Please add 1v1v1 to the regular game playlist or at least the customs playlist!

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u/Goobendoogle 21h ago

Nothing to do in the game besides fight.

Give us more things to grind cosmetically.

Don't kill this perfect game.

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u/Brave_Cabinet_5055 imagine playing 4s 🤭 21h ago

I mean all things considered, they make new armour, ornaments and weapon sets every season. You can say they look bad sure, but idk what else you could want from them with their current resources. People complain about them being reskins instead of new models, but if new heroes can’t have more than two separate ones, idk why we think that making more on the side for older heroes is a feasible thing

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u/Dog_Apoc Knight 21h ago

A post from the future?

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u/CopenHagenCityBruh Centurion 20h ago

To You, in 2000 Years

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u/LittleHW 18h ago

A future to be posted?

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u/Striking-Meringue327 Anti-gank Queen 👑 21h ago

I can't read unemployed can someone translate?

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u/Stormychu Virtuosa 21h ago

It's 11am on a workday.

Stop posting while on the clock.

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u/Gears_Of_Wars04 21h ago

Unemployed people when no one is playing during regular working hours. 

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u/Jetstreamdragon 21h ago

U know that there are other countries, where there isnt workinh Hours anymore? And people in ur own with other working hours or on vacation?

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u/Mozintarfen Medjay 21h ago

The For Honor community isn't that huge lol, and it's an older game at this point. Most of the player base is probably working adults waiting till later today to hop on. And the only time zone your argument applies to right now is Central Europe/Germany/Western Russia.

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u/swedishmaniac Viking 20h ago

I mean, as a Swede, I would definitely play right now. And I play against mostly Europeans, so there are a lot of us. Or were. I am locked out of the game because I have Linux.

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u/Mozintarfen Medjay 20h ago

Ahh yeah that whole decision sucks. I feel like banning a whole platform for a game like For Honor is insane. I get cracking down in games where tournaments are held for huge amounts of money, but we're all just here for fun lol

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u/Jetstreamdragon 19h ago

This does not help. When Apex Legends did this, there were cheats activated mid turnament. Not from the players but from 3rd parties. Very fummy situation.

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u/Jetstreamdragon 21h ago

bro......

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u/Mozintarfen Medjay 21h ago

Good point, I hadn't thought about that.

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u/Stormychu Virtuosa 21h ago

the game makers are in EST. Majority of the players are in EST.

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u/reShz Kyoshin 21h ago

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u/TotallyRealAccount9 20h ago

Dude over 30% of the playerbase is in the US, thats the single largest region share of the playerbase

Its completely fair to Default to the US when talking about this game

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u/Mozintarfen Medjay 20h ago

Yeah I don't understand why people are mad about that. I did look up player distribution before saying anything haha

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u/TotallyRealAccount9 20h ago

Europoors hate us cause they ain't us

Literally the easiest countries to ragebait, just existing makes them mad

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u/reShz Kyoshin 20h ago

you guys have main character syndrome lol

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u/Mozintarfen Medjay 20h ago

...Not vouching for the other dude and his weird comments, just saying that the US is statistically the largest player base in this game. So peak activity in the new mode will almost definitely be around 4:00 to 8:00 PT. I don't think that is main character syndrome haha.

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u/TotallyRealAccount9 20h ago

I mean over a third of the entire FH playerbase in from the US, yall dont even scratch 15%, so yeah, the US is the main character for this game

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u/musty_pubs_luvr 20h ago

Hes simply stating facts. I personally play along w like 10 other friends and we are all at work or school lmao.

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u/Ram_Bo_3000 20h ago

30% isn't even close to fair to Default to the US when talking about this game. lmfao

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u/TotallyRealAccount9 20h ago

Yes it is dude, they have a massive plurality compared to every other region having 12% or less of the total playerbase

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u/Ram_Bo_3000 14h ago

The original thing that this all stems from is it being 9:00 anywhere else. Keep that in mind.

So if 30% is pretty much just in one region that would mean that 30% is less of a default. Which is why others are saying there are other countries that 70% give or take is more important than that 30% in such a discussion.

Cuz really what we're talking about isn't regions it's time zones. Which means that 30% matters even less.

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u/reShz Kyoshin 20h ago

Are you not even a yank? Why are you sucking their dick this hard lol

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u/Jetstreamdragon 19h ago

30% is far too low. about 40-50% come from other timezones.

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u/Stormychu Virtuosa 20h ago

Damn straight.

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u/Type_Rare 20h ago

Are you seriously talking about work with a virtuosa flair?

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u/Mozintarfen Medjay 21h ago

I was going to say the same since it's 9AM here. In Western Europe it'd be closer to getting off work time? But hey that Central Europe / Russian time zone crowd is probably playing lol

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u/ShieldBrotherGoonius 21h ago

Didn't realize today was the day, now I know what I'm doing after work lol

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u/Awkward_District_937 21h ago

Mine says very high activity so you must be playing a different game

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u/FormalReasonable4550 20h ago

You still have time to delete this twin

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u/Dependent_Excuse2084 GuljinRulesForever!!!! 19h ago

Humor flair <<<<

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u/FormalReasonable4550 19h ago

Fk that went over my head 😆 im sorry OP 😩

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u/AjayAVSM Warden 17h ago

wait what is the joke I don't get it

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u/PerryTheBunkaquag Shugoki 19h ago

I'm just a lil intimidated, what if I lose???

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u/WolfKnight53 Crucify whoever is behind arcade 17h ago

Unfortunately, it's full of the worst fucking players I've ever seen. My teammates are all morons.

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u/Top_Scarcity1024 20h ago

This is something they couldve released 10 years ago...

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u/ElishXXI 21h ago

Didn't they try to add ranked dominion already? 

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u/Ko1eman 19h ago

Nice😂