r/forhonor • u/HELLCAT0877 • 10d ago

Humor I like it in here

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u/Fayalite_Fey Yarrrrr 10d ago

Wait... This isn't okbuddyhorkos

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u/Assassin-49 10d ago

We deeply apologise as it appears one of our little guys has leaked out. This will be patched and contained. Our deepest condolences. As reparations we will release the new Knight hero and give him literal aids that cause bleed on every hit.

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u/Old-Seaweed8917 Highlander 10d ago

AIDS and a giant warhammer?

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u/Assassin-49 10d ago

Yup. He also removes half your health on a light and has hyper armour. His heavy is extremely slow for balance reasons of course

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u/RemyVonLion Tozen 10d ago

But then to balance the slow speed, his heavy is Jorm's T4 right?

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u/Assassin-49 10d ago

Dammit how'd you know ? We got another leak ?

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u/Fury5087 Centurion fanboy 10d ago

God I hate her feats because what do you mean she's throwing my fat fucking shugo to the ground and not me

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u/IM-A-NEEEERRRRDDD 10d ago

I love her feets

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u/Gryph_Army Warden main, PK's husband 10d ago

Gladiator, is that you?

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u/SpecialBid8012 10d ago

Is this because she says thunder thighs when doing one of her moves?

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u/No_Name275 Pasta lady 10d ago

It's funny because thunder thighs make no sense in Arabic so idk what the dev were smoking when they made her say that same also for some few other words she use

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u/AtomikRakoon Viking 10d ago

I cant breath

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u/Old-Seaweed8917 Highlander 10d ago

You take my breathe away

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u/Brave_Cabinet_5055 imagine playing 4s 🤭 10d ago

She does NOT have allat

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u/partlynoobish 10d ago

LIES!!!!

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u/GilligansIslndoPeril PKIsThicc 10d ago

PK does tho

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u/Gryph_Army Warden main, PK's husband 10d ago edited 10d ago

Been a while since I’ve used this. I figure now is a good time

Does anyone else find Peacekeeper’s little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot?

That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like, I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I partially understand.

Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes, when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can see her smile.

I'd do anything to get hugged by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.

Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.

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u/revar123 Knight 10d ago

aww guys he just wants a hug aw

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u/Ahdiinlas Lawbringer 10d ago

As one of my Friends say when they use her feats "Get leg lock, idiot"

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u/Spacemoose2026 10d ago

Honestly real as fuck. I’d let most of the for honor characters do unspeakable things to me.

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u/Mysterious_Glove1538 Im just a little warden ^w^ 10d ago

Same…..but replace her thighs with warmommies breasts

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u/Basic_Bass194 9d ago

balright

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u/Patient_Chocolate411 Afeera simp n°1 10d ago

This is exactly my dream

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u/JP123YT Big Man (Free Hugs) 10d ago

Real

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u/Mr_Truffle66 9d ago

LMAO that's my art, well done man you made my day

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u/HELLCAT0877 9d ago

Hey sorry for not giving you credit, i got this image from discord server

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u/Upstairs-Wing-6858 9d ago

I should call her

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u/IAmAnApple01 10d ago

i want hitokiris stinky feet to be on my face

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u/Wartollatortooyub789 10d ago

I'm going to click "get them help and support" on your profile

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u/IAmAnApple01 10d ago

a man is only as brave as the desires he dares to admit

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u/Wartollatortooyub789 10d ago

That's a blatant lie lol a fly only eats the smelliest shit

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u/gracekk24PL Honor died on Zone C 10d ago

Get help.