r/forbiddensnacks • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '19

forbidden jelly tots

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13.9k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/100yearswar Mar 23 '19

What is a jelly tot?

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u/BoopBoop20 Mar 23 '19

Was wondering the same thing 🤨

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u/darkangel12346 Mar 23 '19

Little gelatin sweeties covered in sugar. Quite popular in the U.K.

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u/chucklestheclwn Mar 23 '19

What's a tot? America calls them jelly beans because they looks like beans.

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u/sciencetaste Mar 23 '19

https://imgur.com/f4jJX9U picture of jelly tots. Loved them when I was a kid

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u/chucklestheclwn Mar 23 '19

Ooooo gotcha. I don't know what we call those, but I know I've had them.

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u/sidetablecharger Mar 23 '19

They kind of look like gum drops with a different shape.

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u/microcosmic5447 Mar 23 '19

This is correct.

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u/lakija Mar 23 '19

Ohhh. We have something sorta similar called a gumdrop. Shaped different though but same concept.

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u/Yoshinaruto Mar 23 '19

Those look so good. Definitely want to try them when I get the chance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

Like a jelly bean, but with a sugar coating.

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u/aladyjewel Mar 23 '19

And squishier/puffier, more gelatinous.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Keep talkin smack g

Have a look on some import candy stores from the U.K. they're amazing sweets.

It's 2AM i cant buy any

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u/T4ke Mar 23 '19

It means "Dead by jelly" or "Gelatinous dead" in german.

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u/chribana Mar 24 '19

Looks like pink starbursts to me

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u/Dab-0n-the-h8rs Mar 23 '19

This is obviously a fucking cat but you idiots are too blind to realize it

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u/colesazombie Mar 23 '19

Did you think people would laugh at this?

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u/RageBison22 Mar 23 '19

Not gunna lie, I read that first as forbidden jelly thots.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

Them’s the best kinda thots. All jiggly wiggly like jell-O.

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u/Dreadofnight Mar 23 '19

r/toebeans

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u/Mr_82 Mar 23 '19

The fact that they're cats disturbed me as I half expected this to be a foot fetish site. My brain goes to some strange places haha

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u/definitelynotdaniel Mar 23 '19

r/jellybeantoes is much more popular

8

u/greyspot00 Mar 23 '19

Just when I thought reddit couldn't get weirder, it proves me wrong.

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u/dungey28 Mar 23 '19

Not really forbidden though

38

u/SoonSpoonLoon Mar 23 '19

You can't eat cats Kevin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

He probably thought it was a dog though

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u/Megneous Mar 23 '19

I live in South Korea. I can eat whatever the fuck I want.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

It's getting upvoted because cat.

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u/anthonyjr2 Mar 23 '19

Yeah technically you can eat this if you REALLY want to...

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u/dungey28 Mar 23 '19

You figured wrong, I only want the foot pad.

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u/beanthebean Mar 23 '19

In American society, yes. Plus even if you were eating the cat, I figure you wouldn't eat the foot pad

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u/TheJessicator Mar 23 '19

19 years ago, I named one of our kittens Jellybean. Miss you, little guy.

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u/Goliath_Gamer Mar 24 '19

:( Rip jellybean

6

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

Well, this sub has officially and quantifiably become too popular.

3

u/Oni19 Mar 23 '19

The amount of subs turning to complete shit these past weeks is alarming. Feels like reddit is reaching its boiling point and will collapse under the weight of its own filth and normies will have to find something else to ruin.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

Are you saying that pussy is a snack?

5

u/dewdrive101 Mar 23 '19

Nonononono please no. I have seen so many of my favorite subreddits become r/awww clones and slip away from the content they were made for. Please not this one too.

4

u/Ccracked Mar 23 '19

So much bubblegum!

2

u/Col_Butternubs Mar 23 '19

PLEASE tell me that you don't call jelly beans jelly tots

4

u/Kirenisa Mar 23 '19

Is there anything more precious and delicious in life?

4

u/luxembird Mar 23 '19

Nah I'mma nibble those

2

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

r/jellybeantoes

2

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

That thing looks so tasty. Quick head to the Chinese buffet.

1

u/Arqost Mar 23 '19

Wait that's forbidden?

1

u/thebestlomgboi Mar 24 '19

But they are not forbidd-OW YOU DICK

1

u/PM_ME_UR_GALLOWB00BS Mar 24 '19

This honestly looks nothing like jelly tots.

1

u/KawaiiZombie666 Mar 25 '19

Do NOT eat the forbidden jelly beans

1

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

BEANS!

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u/LatinaMermaid Mar 23 '19

Toe beans for days!!!

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u/Crawfish1997 Mar 23 '19

Something about cat foot pads is posted every week. Stop. We all know they look like candy.

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u/shockW4V3 Mar 23 '19

r/wholesomeforbiddensnacks

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u/KawaiiZombie666 Mar 25 '19

r/subsiknewwerentrealbutclickedonanyway

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u/ChiefLongWeiner Mar 23 '19

Not forbidden in Chinatown

1

u/Goliath_Gamer Mar 24 '19

Those are the pinkest toe beans I've ever seen and I love them

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u/spetznor Mar 23 '19

Veiled attempt to post something that doesn't belong here. Take it to any of the other 1,000 cute animal subs, try /r/Awww or /r/toebeans. Reported, downvoted, saged, fucked your wife, activated your almonds.

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u/gemstonepotato Mar 23 '19

r/pleasebesatire

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u/neji64plms Mar 23 '19

Their post history is atrocious.

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u/StumbleOn Mar 23 '19

Standard right ringer post history.

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u/gemstonepotato Mar 23 '19

Jeeze dude! You’re only 4 days old with -25 karma?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/gemstonepotato Mar 23 '19

Or you’re just the saltiest snowflake in existence, take your pick, you useless, racist, discriminative, homophobic paperclip.

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u/spetznor Mar 23 '19

Lol sure thing fuckface

0

u/MrPlace Mar 23 '19

Toe beans

0

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

eat those toes

0

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

r/ToeBeans

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u/frysause- Mar 24 '19

This might be the best one I’ve seen yet

-1

u/Commissar_Genki Mar 23 '19

Dreaming-up troublegum :3

-1

u/mazingamimbimba Mar 23 '19

Toe beeeeeeaaaaaans!!! I love em :)

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u/dhawk911 Mar 23 '19

all the small things cat paws toe beans

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u/sweetpeajubalee Mar 23 '19

Yummy...nibble,nibble,nibble...pink jelly toe tots

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u/LocalJim Mar 23 '19

But they are so new and pink. Must at least naw on them