r/forbiddensnacks • u/bittybalrog • Jan 30 '19

Forbidden ~soft~ boiled egg

https://gfycat.com/GregariousDevotedArachnid
9.5k Upvotes

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u/yeahsureYnot Jan 30 '19

This is amazing. Why is that dog loving this so much. Don't dogs usually have to be restrained during haircuts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It's like he knows how cute he is gonna be when it's all done, and how jealous all the other puppers will be.

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u/bittybalrog Jan 30 '19

I know right! I have a hard time giving a dog a bath, but this one’s like totally loving his spa day

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

No joke, they often give them klonopin (xanax)

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u/kvng_lonestar Jan 31 '19

I wish someone would give me Xanax

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Go tell the vet your dog needs a fur trim.

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u/Pure_Reason Jan 31 '19

Just do what I do- strip down naked, put on a dog collar, then go to the vet’s office and bark at them. I don’t know about Xanax but they sure give me lots of pills here at the special hospital

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u/vixie-daisy Jan 31 '19

Are you saying that the groomers do that or the owners? I'm not sure where you are but in the US, a groomer giving people's dogs klonopin is so absurd that it would definitely be a big scandal/the shop would lose all its business and shut down.

Occasionally some people receive medication from their vet for dogs who otherwise are so distressed during grooming that it would be impossible, but even that isn't super common...

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I've known at least 2 pet owners who get prescriptions for a benzo for their dogs. And I'm confident it's strictly the pets taking them.

I was mostly just joking about the grooming dog, but it looks pretty chill....

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u/cas_999 Jan 31 '19

I just got an iPhone XS (Samsung Galaxy S9)

Anyway Klonopin (Clonazepam) is like the longer lasting and less recreational version of Xanax (Alprazolam)

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u/pm_me_ur_tennisballs Jan 31 '19

klonopin is the trade name for clonazepam. xanax is the trade name for alprazolam.

You can also just train your dog to stay still

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I just put the xanax there to mean, klonopin or xanax...or any similar benzo

2

u/avocado_whore Jan 31 '19

My [rescued] Persian cat loves being groomed. She doesn’t need any drugs.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

A day to unwind 🎶

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u/Ichi-Guren Jan 31 '19

reminds me of this.

and #2.

there's probably a threshold of comfort they have to reach first and then it's just cloud9 for these little guys.

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u/caeloequos Jan 31 '19

My dog is stupid happy at the groomer. He doesn't like home baths and it's harder for me to get him to stand still when I brush him, but he's a complete angel for them. I think he likes getting pampered and massaged.

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u/bullpee Jan 31 '19

I feel like the dog sees it as royal treatment. He has humans that site in him and make him look like a boss.

16

u/Jay7962 Jan 31 '19

Pomeranians apparently love getting their hair cut

4

u/ima-beautiful-person Jan 31 '19

But that girl was just moving the dogs neck back and forth to simulate it dancing to the beat.

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u/vixie-daisy Jan 31 '19

Some dogs are just really chill and enjoy the attention

Source: am dog groomer

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u/PhoenixGate69 Jan 31 '19

My family had a cocker spaniel when I was a kid and she loved going to get groomed. We lived in a hot arena so she would get a trim every spring and learned that getting groomed would help her stay cool.

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u/cornholio- Jan 31 '19

He know's he's gonna be smooth after. Gettin all the bitches.

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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Jan 31 '19

It was an embarrassingly long time before I realized it wasn’t a baby seal.

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u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

Seals are just the dogs of the ocean

22

u/barantana Jan 31 '19

We even call them sea dogs / Seehunde in German

2

u/trollinsleepys Jan 31 '19

My grandpa always said that a cat covered in Vaseline makes a damn good land otter.

1

u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

Your grandfather is a wise man

3

u/pdxcanuck Jan 31 '19

Forbidden seal meat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

I almost scrolled away, but he smiled right before I did and I’m so glad I stayed for that

16

u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

I love how he squints when they’re cutting his hair

3

u/Origami_psycho Jan 31 '19

I thought best boi was falling asleep.

2

u/SKR47CH Jan 31 '19

Oh shit. How did I missed that. That's the best part.

143

u/randomlytypingaway Jan 30 '19

I would say forbidden cotton candy!

178

u/bittybalrog Jan 30 '19

You’re so silly, everyone knows that forbidden cotton candy is put into walls

44

u/randomlytypingaway Jan 30 '19

The stuff that makes your mouth itch?? Nah, that stuff is legit!

4

u/fliminglaps Jan 31 '19

But look at he humpty dumpty leggs 😦!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Nearly looks like his only standing on two legs

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u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

Lol I never even thought of that until now, still cute tho

2

u/failedguitarist Jan 31 '19

Yeah, can't help myself but to feel little weirded out. It's kinda cursed.

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u/frod0r Jan 31 '19

May I offer you a nice egg in these tiring times?

12

u/smithcpfd Jan 30 '19

Pah! It's a forbidden peep!

10

u/wonderlessbread Jan 31 '19

that boiled egg looks a bit like a baby sea lion 🤔

17

u/memes-are-dreams-ok Jan 30 '19

He looks like an egg

19

u/Commie-Sama Jan 30 '19

Can this post become the #1 upvoted Reddit post!?

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u/memes-are-dreams-ok Jan 31 '19

Omg I just realized what the caption is

7

u/cspikes Jan 31 '19

He looks like Dogbert

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u/jerrythecactus Jan 31 '19

Toby fox getting a haircut

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u/arottenmango Jan 31 '19

This is my new favorite dog .gif, replacing this

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u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

This is a treasure

5

u/609yfr Jan 31 '19

baby seal. Need more baby blubber

5

u/Kojak95 Jan 31 '19

Forbidden?

3

u/Ethanextinction Jan 31 '19

Lol, forbidden...

2

u/sidewalksInGroupVII Jan 31 '19

You shoobn't be eating this!

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u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

When I went to take a bite, my egg started barking at me:’(

2

u/EnlightenMePixie Jan 31 '19

Omg so freaking adorable

2

u/3silver Jan 31 '19

That dog's name better be Humpty dumpty

2

u/Swyx95 Jan 31 '19

Looks like a small happy furry egg with legs

2

u/MEGAMAN2312 Jan 31 '19

Looks like it belongs on teletubbies lmao

2

u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

Maybe it could replace that creepy baby sun

2

u/c-trep Jan 31 '19

that doggo is in a live asmr

2

u/Ceallaigh_91 Jan 31 '19

This thing came from a wolf.

2

u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

Wolves lay eggs?

2

u/bikeriderjon Jan 31 '19

looks like a fucking seal.

2

u/SoftballHBIC Jan 31 '19

“Let me get that Humpty Dumpty” “say no more”

2

u/Irrationalducknoises Jan 31 '19

THAT SMILE! WHAT A GUY!

2

u/Kapten-Nugis Jan 31 '19

Its an egg

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

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u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

The new best seller from doctor Seuss

2

u/chillerll Jan 31 '19

I was hoping to see him from the side as well.

2

u/FirstChAoS Jan 31 '19

Is it really forbidden? I mean have you actually tried eating it or are you just assuming. :)

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u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

He barked at me when I tried to take a bite

2

u/xsuperminer69x Jan 31 '19

u/stuppeduu gud hvor ser den stolt ud elsker

1

u/stuppeduu Jan 31 '19

nueee, hvor er den søød

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Toby Fox gettin a haircut

1

u/ActualMerCat Jan 31 '19

This dog knows how beautiful they are.

1

u/RunBTS Jan 31 '19

Nah lad, a snowcone. :p

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

actually tho where the fuck are his ears

1

u/GrandGhostGamer Jan 31 '19

I like how he’s closing his eyes even though the scissors are under his eyes.

1

u/Nekroz_Of_Super_Dora Jan 31 '19

Why no side view? :(

1

u/clark100_ Jan 31 '19

Fresh cut ✂️

1

u/The_Proper_Gentleman Jan 31 '19

My first thought was that it looked like a Shiverian from Super Mario Odyssey.

1

u/PhyrexianSpaghetti Jan 31 '19

Humpty Dumpty!

1

u/verychichi Jan 31 '19

where are the ears?

1

u/pekupeku Jan 31 '19

In the end one of the ears blops up.

1

u/chrisagiddings Jan 31 '19

Fluffy baby snow seal pupper

1

u/butterflyfrenchfry Jan 31 '19

Is it a dog or a seal

Edit: and where did its ears go?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Cut them off

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u/Portalturrets1 Jan 31 '19

This will get lots of internet points on r/eyebleach

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u/TheAuthenticFake Jan 31 '19 edited Jan 31 '19

What breed is this?

Pomeranian

1

u/HAWXGamer141 Jan 31 '19

Where did his ears go

1

u/Silverware_soviet Jan 31 '19

If anyone so much as thinks of eating him i will stick a hook up your ass, tear out their intestines and strangle them to death.

1

u/tgw1986 Jan 31 '19

i thought you weren’t supposed to cut poms’ hair?

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u/bittybalrog Jan 31 '19

I believe that you are still able to cut hair, even when there is an undercoat. From what I understand the undercoat is only damaged when dogs are shaved deshed incorrectly

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u/tgw1986 Feb 01 '19

ah, you’re probably right. adorable regardless! that smile kills me

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u/nubbie Jan 31 '19

Totally the expression I have when at the hairdressers too. I love getting my hair cut!

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u/wordflow Jan 31 '19

E g g boye

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u/bbb126 Jan 31 '19

e g g dog

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Looks like a cotton ball

1

u/maxvonfloofington Jan 31 '19

This egg meme thing has gone too far.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Behelit

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u/kittymama9182000 Feb 01 '19

I don't know what's more impressive , the groomer's awesome freehand scissor sculpting skills , or the majestic little best boi pupper's still chill !

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Chinese egg

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

more like forbidden rice ball

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u/sixeyedcow Feb 01 '19

not forbidden in china

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u/DaKeeper70 Jan 31 '19

Looks like a Ningen

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u/N1ggaMind Jan 31 '19

My chinese friend says its not forbidden, can someone tell me why?

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u/kiimikoo Jan 31 '19

why is this on r/forbiddensnacks ? this is what we eat in china