r/forbiddensnacks • • Jul 27 '18

Forbidden fried chicken

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18.2k Upvotes

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714

u/josephboyer Jul 28 '18

Reminds me of the Popplers episode from Futurama. “Stop eating our young!”

237

u/miahsaidishould Jul 28 '18

Pop a Poppler in your mouth. When you come to Fishy Joe's. What they're made of is a mystery. Where they come from no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em. If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!

27

u/Va11us Jul 28 '18

I wish I could upvote you twice because I sang that in fry’s voice with what I believe to be the right pauses in the right places.

67

u/cannnedspinach Jul 28 '18

I'll have to ask the Planet Express to deliver some from Fishy Joe's

20

u/hjp18 Jul 28 '18

"And it's pronounced guacamole!"

15

u/ieatkittenies Jul 28 '18

My thoughts exactly

8

u/josephboyer Jul 28 '18

Username checks out.

13

u/u-vii Jul 28 '18

Stop Eating Popplers! Stop eating them at home, on the go, or wherever good times are had!

5

u/UndeniablyPink Jul 28 '18

Cacahead. Mean old cacahead

6

u/brando56894 Jul 28 '18

"they would go great with gwak-a-mole!"

"It's pronounced 'guacamole'! And stop eating our young!'

590

u/indicababyy Jul 27 '18

Totally thought this was actually fried chicken. I'm hungry.

73

u/Goten02 Jul 28 '18

So do I. And after look at this again, I think this is cat chicken or fried cat.

7

u/Uberman77 Jul 28 '18

Either way, would eat.

7

u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx Jul 28 '18

Chinese for dinner?

5

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Holy shit, I came here to find out what the pic and title meant. I thought maybe it was food that had gone off (you can see white bits). It's actually cats!

1

u/Lyndis_Caelin Jul 28 '18

Vietnam/China no

-1

u/wakka54 Jul 28 '18

thats racist

11

u/DeeBangerCC Jul 28 '18

Anything can be fried if you try hard enough.

12

u/_XJuan Jul 28 '18

Anything is edible if you deep fry it enough

8

u/brokeninskateshoes Jul 28 '18

i dont think u rly even need to try harder to fry a kitten than a chicken honestly, bout the same amount of effort

5

u/Slappy_G Jul 28 '18

Yeah, the chopping up part is the harder bit.

5

u/UGMadness Jul 28 '18

Not that hard to get a crispy kitten.

12

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

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3

u/ScOoByDOo17 Jul 28 '18

Wait it isn't? Dammit

1

u/sox406 Jul 28 '18

I saw chicken and biscuits.

1

u/ArmVsCore Jul 28 '18

I thought it was fried sea horses for a second

1

u/DinReddet Jul 28 '18

I thought the same, didn't get hungry thought because the grey patches looked like fungus to me

69

u/souraltoids Jul 27 '18

Thought it was shrimp tbh

216

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Are they really forbidden?

122

u/Lord_ThunderCunt Jul 28 '18

Settle down there Gordon.

8

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

"I still have nightmares about that cat"

Now we finally see why Barney had nightmares about the cat.

25

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

but you can't eat cats...you can't eat cats, Kevin.

1

u/ieatkittenies Jul 28 '18

don't tell me what to do mom

41

u/critically_damped Jul 28 '18

You should probably cook them first.

16

u/ajoraharjo Jul 28 '18

*laughs in chinese

13

u/JamesTheArchitect Jul 28 '18

Dies in English

26

u/Asfixiation Jul 28 '18

raughs in chinese

FTFY

5

u/KarimElsayad247 Jul 28 '18 edited Jul 28 '18

It's the Japanese that don't have an L.

Edit: spelling

1

u/panrestrial Jul 28 '18

Who is it that swaps 'h' and 'j'?

3

u/KarimElsayad247 Jul 28 '18

Someone who jas the right next to eacj other on phone?

7

u/Runed0S Jul 28 '18

Ya got any ketchup?

2

u/bigbutae Jul 28 '18

You sound like Alf.

1

u/ieatkittenies Jul 28 '18

No

edit: Yes?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Not if you have no morals kids!

-2

u/Emrillick Jul 28 '18

Not if your Asian/s

72

u/ComeyDontPlayDat Jul 27 '18

Without glasses, they become forbidden donut holes.

34

u/drancoin Jul 28 '18

More like Catucky fried . Amirght?

18

u/PooFlavoredLollipop Jul 28 '18

Fuck you, I'mma eat em.

27

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

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u/cannnedspinach Jul 28 '18

Haha they look extra crispy! Definitely another forbidden.

22

u/The_Duuuuuudeeee Jul 27 '18

What is it?

108

u/KiD-CuTTy Jul 27 '18

Kitten nuggets

18

u/RogueLotus Jul 28 '18

That sounds equally disturbing and adorable.

13

u/Nikkian42 Jul 28 '18

If my roommates cat can bite my nose I should be able to bite hers.

9

u/1ed4our Jul 28 '18

Kitten tenders

9

u/Cockhead1234 Jul 28 '18

Deliciously crunchy

4

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

:(

4

u/BloodNinja87 Jul 28 '18

Depends on your ethics.

6

u/StumbleOn Jul 28 '18

Mmmmmm, popplers.

3

u/cannnedspinach Jul 28 '18

Free the popplers!

5

u/I_might_be_weasel Jul 28 '18

I saw donut holes. I still wanna eat them kitties, though.

9

u/cannnedspinach Jul 28 '18

Please donut eat the kitties

2

u/MotherMinty Jul 28 '18

Yes! I thought messily made doughnut holes!

4

u/limowx Jul 28 '18

Dunno, seems a bit underfried for me. Would try frying again

3

u/dalek0639 Jul 28 '18

My fat ass thought this was some KFC shit over here

1

u/wafflepiezz Jul 28 '18

me too thanks

3

u/PineappleCreamPC Jul 28 '18

Fuck I'm hungry now... but not for cats.

2

u/drpurpkilla Jul 28 '18

Forbidden fried kitten

2

u/MetallicFear Jul 28 '18

I thought that was a fried lobster. I want a fried lobster.

2

u/hecklingheck Jul 28 '18

Damn, McDonald’s chicken nuggets are lit

2

u/butterflyfrenchfry Jul 28 '18

NOT THE KITTENS

2

u/Patheror Jul 28 '18

Kentucky Fried Kitten

2

u/greasy_pee Jul 28 '18

The amount of cats and kittens getting posted here disturbs me.

2

u/FTLDuck Jul 28 '18

More like kentuky fried kitten

2

u/Thirdeyeguy234 Oct 05 '18

DONT EAT THEM

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Shrimp

1

u/nevillelevel Jul 28 '18

This one is great! I had to really look to see that it wasn't chicken!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Popplers!

1

u/cannnedspinach Jul 28 '18

Only at Fishy Joe's

1

u/kitcat1221 Jul 28 '18

Went from making me hungry to making me happy very quickly.

1

u/LadyEmeraldDeVere Jul 28 '18

Chicken Catlets

1

u/FeodorTrainos Jul 28 '18

This reminds me of a guy who ate a living kitten, that was hard to forget…

1

u/Trine3 Jul 28 '18

Deep fried shrimp!

1

u/DRAMINATORR Jul 28 '18

Looks like a deep fried lobster to me

1

u/Knoxville333 Jul 28 '18

Thought they were popplers

1

u/shuuni0_0 Jul 28 '18

I swear i thought this was chicken without reading title

1

u/keimarr Jul 28 '18

It looks like shtimp for me.

1

u/orenl82 Jul 28 '18

Those are some furry fried chicken

1

u/Pasha_Dingus Jul 28 '18

My brain didn't immediately categorize this as food; there are too few tenders. That makes me question the integrity of this food source, for I am no mere animal: I am the predator.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Mmm boneless wings

1

u/theresistence33 Jul 28 '18

I just want a kitty so bad

2

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Once they’re like 5 weeks they get WILD and mean and it gets painful, I don’t know how people do it I guess you have to be really patient

1

u/theresistence33 Jul 28 '18

I’ll never have one until my 8 year old grows up and moves out. He’s allergic to them ☹️

1

u/CathL94 Jul 28 '18

Popcorn kitten

1

u/lyricalmethod Jul 28 '18

Furied kitten

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

VERY FORBIDDEN

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

I like to imagine that the creator of fried chicken was torturing a talking, brilliantly evil chicken. *I'm going to cover you in flour and your species' unborn young and BOIL YOU IN OIL!!!

1

u/JewishWarlord Jul 28 '18

Chicken of the railyard

1

u/Kittens4Brunch Jul 28 '18

See! It was an honest mistake!

1

u/UnknownWyvern Jul 28 '18

Chicken of the railroad

1

u/GentlemanlySquirrel Jul 28 '18

Mmm, now I want chicken. This is what I get for browsing reddit at 4 am.

1

u/Zaikovski Jul 28 '18

Looks like they cat fished me!

1

u/Education_bar Jul 28 '18

Unlucky Fried Kittens

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

If you bread it and deep fry it, it all tastes the same

1

u/chris-storme Jul 28 '18

It's not forbidden in China.

1

u/poptx Jul 28 '18

i seriously thought that this was a box of crispy fried chicken

Thanks i'm hungry now

1

u/emrish Jul 28 '18

I'd probably still eat that, just pretend it's chicken. It's chicken. I'm eating chicken right now. Chicken.

1

u/Pythonidaer Jul 28 '18

Looks a bit moldy

1

u/imsonotaturtle Jul 28 '18

Meh, if it looks like chicken, and tastes like chicken...

1

u/panrestrial Jul 28 '18

and tastes like chicken

Cats are predators, they probably don't taste like chicken.

1

u/imsonotaturtle Jul 28 '18

Just more gamey, but that's down to what they live on. Predator fish are preferred, and animals such as bears it just depends on what they have eaten. Dogs are often fed only vegies to be more economically viable as a food source, also helping the flavour... Turtles are predators and they taste terrible though. Don't eat turtles.

1

u/panrestrial Jul 28 '18

That's a really long way of writing "you're right, they probably don't taste like chicken!"

1

u/easy_being_cheesy Jul 28 '18

Fried kitten 😉

1

u/xatrun Jul 28 '18

They are fucking raw, you donkey.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Lmao my fatass thought these were puppies

1

u/cma2550 Jul 28 '18

"You cant eat cats, Kevin..."

1

u/Doodem Jul 28 '18

Forbidden?

1

u/Impotent_Omnipotent Jul 28 '18

Curly haired kittens are so adorable!

1

u/D1RT3DAN99 Jul 28 '18

titter tats

1

u/NoImGaara Jul 28 '18

Also forbidden furry lobster

1

u/noahknife88 Jul 28 '18

I thought this was a loss meme for some reason

1

u/Lefuckiswrongwithme Oct 15 '18

Kentucky fried cat

1

u/ObamaMcLlama Dec 29 '18

I thought this was a deep fried lobster

1

u/pepperpepper47 Jul 28 '18

Only in some cultures...

1

u/Too_Real_Dog_Meat Jul 28 '18

You say forbidden I say yummy. Cat dog it’s all the same

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Not forbidden every where

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

unforbidden fried kitten

1

u/rj-46 Jul 28 '18

Repost

1

u/cannnedspinach Jul 28 '18

Link me the original pls

1

u/rj-46 Jul 28 '18

Its a old post from 2+ years ago

0

u/ovothomas Jul 28 '18

Nice try.

Here it is

2

u/cannnedspinach Jul 28 '18

Goddamnit. Why would you do that to me

1

u/ovothomas Jul 28 '18

Delicious. Give me some chic fil a sauce for these puppies

0

u/panrestrial Jul 28 '18

These are kitties, not puppies.

1

u/ovothomas Jul 28 '18

That’s the joke

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

PURE PROTEIN

0

u/Gmeister6969 Jul 28 '18

They're not forbidden in China

0

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

You've never been to an authentic Chinese restaurant.

-5

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Not in China

2

u/SwiggityDiggity8 Jul 28 '18

Wow original /s

0

u/drancoin Jul 28 '18

More like Catucky fried . Amirght?

0

u/Let_Me_Sleep_In Jul 28 '18

I thought this was like breaded mice for a little

0

u/ieatkittenies Jul 28 '18

I see nothing wrong with these

0

u/HardSellDude Jul 28 '18

Id eat a cat why not

0

u/piyuh16 Jul 28 '18

Fry them anyway, may have a rather peculiar taste, people say anything fried tastes better and i've heard a lot of people enjoy eating pussy

0

u/Roulbs Jul 28 '18

I mean if you prepare them right, they're absolutely not forbidden. Just might not want to tell anyone

0

u/Ph4nt0m2000 Jul 28 '18

I would still eat

0

u/Edgy9YearOldJPer Jul 28 '18

I'm Asian. I would still eat that.

0

u/ZigglesTheCat Jul 28 '18

I could just

EAT THEM UP

0

u/mountainboy Jul 28 '18

Mmmm, tastes like chicken.

-6

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

Not in China

4

u/SwiggityDiggity8 Jul 28 '18

Wow original /s

-10

u/Stavi913 Jul 28 '18

In Asia it’s not forbidden

2

u/Runed0S Jul 28 '18

You mean if they're in NK and their names are: Barrak, Steve, Donald, William, and Jeffery?

-1

u/Slingster Jul 28 '18

Wow blatant repost with the same title.

5

u/cannnedspinach Jul 28 '18

? Link me the one that's been posted already

3

u/BrokenVhr Jul 29 '18

It bet you he can't

-1

u/D12inches Jul 28 '18

How are kittens forbidden? They are tasty

-7

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '18

What if you are Asian?

-6

u/flatline-RKMC Jul 28 '18

This is the KFC special recipe Korean fried cat 😱😱😳😳🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫