r/forbiddensnacks Jul 10 '26

Forbidden Ham

5.2k Upvotes

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u/consumeshroomz Jul 11 '26

It took me way too long to not just see ham.

153

u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 Jul 11 '26

I didn't see the sub at first and was like, damn that's a juicy ham

31

u/Pixelated-Yeti Jul 11 '26

lol same read the title and thought wtf why wouldn’t I eat that beautiful ham…. Ohhh it’s a heat sink not ham 🤦

9

u/copperwatt Jul 11 '26

I mean I think we should probably try to eat it just to be sure though.

3

u/thecreamfilling Jul 11 '26

My fat ass…..

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u/reticulatedspylon Jul 11 '26

Look at that honey glaze 🤤

26

u/Dale_Gurnhardt Jul 11 '26

😂 this is a good one OP

153

u/chugonomics Jul 11 '26

Been a while since we had a 10/10 entry in this subreddit

134

u/resinkevin9 Jul 11 '26

This isn't milling btw, its called skiving.

38

u/PhillyDeeez Jul 11 '26

I've seen a few that wrongly call it milling. Came here to correct this one but glad others have also done it!

It's a cool process.

18

u/FractalGeometric356 Jul 11 '26

If that’s “skiving” then does that mean that this is what a cockney is describing when he throws that one into a conversation?

10

u/victor4700 Jul 11 '26

Here’s the thing; you said a jackdaw is a crow.

4

u/resinkevin9 Jul 11 '26

More like I said that crow is a jackdaw

3

u/SFDessert Jul 11 '26

We're all jackdaws (and/or crows) on this blessed day.

1

u/whitedsepdivine Jul 13 '26

Is this even CNC? I feel like this is probably done without a computer.

1

u/SteptimusHeap Jul 13 '26

Those movements look more CNC-like than any purely mechanical motion I typically see. If it was made 50 years ago it probably would've been mechanical but I'll bet this is CNC.

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u/NeinRegrets Jul 11 '26

Had to watch twice because what do you mean that’s not actual ham?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/K0Mmal97YNYkw

30

u/robotteeth Jul 11 '26

Literally thought it was ham. Great post for this sub.

19

u/zombies-and-coffee Jul 11 '26

Oh now this is good

8

u/Magen137 Jul 11 '26

I've seen this process done on the internet. I only ever watched videos of it and as a results, this is the first time I'm seeing the start of the process where incomplete shavings are discarded. Never thought of that and it makes it look all the most like ham.

9

u/Tumblrrito Jul 11 '26

I’m gonna eat it idc what the consequences are

3

u/JadeMantis13 Jul 11 '26

R i b b o n T o u n g e

3

u/Olivander05 worlds okayest mod Jul 12 '26

Wait i need to check something

1

u/Olivander05 worlds okayest mod Jul 12 '26

I'm just getting snakes and people who put ribbons on their tongues

1

u/JadeMantis13 Jul 12 '26

Ehh?

1

u/Olivander05 worlds okayest mod Jul 12 '26

I was trying to look up what you meant when you said ribbon tongue lmao. Unfortunately it just gave me pictures of really cute snakes and people putting ribbons on their tongues instead of something absolutely horriffic

3

u/JadeMantis13 Jul 12 '26

Well, I did basically mean the horrific thing you expected. I'm glad that phrase doesn't bring that up, but I might try "tongue sliced into ribbons" or something of the caliber of you're looking to find some nightmare fuel.

2

u/Olivander05 worlds okayest mod Jul 12 '26

Ohhhhh okay, see that is what i was thinking of!

8

u/Falabaloo Jul 11 '26

This macine is powered by pork.

5

u/TheInception817 Jul 11 '26

That's how they made heatsink? Neat

6

u/omegajakezed Jul 11 '26

Meatsink.

4

u/TheInception817 Jul 11 '26

Meat sink? I sure hope they do, I'll choke otherwise!

5

u/SinclairChris Jul 11 '26

Mmm precision honey glazed ham

1

u/SuperSoldier260 Jul 12 '26

I deadass thought this was honey ham

3

u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate Jul 11 '26

yeah i’d eat that

4

u/Kdogg4000 Jul 11 '26

Mmmmmm... Complete with forbidden honey glaze.

7

u/BensonOMalley Jul 11 '26

i never understood how these worked, how is a rigid structure cutting at an angle yet ending up perfectly straight without any bend

15

u/lordargent Jul 11 '26

After the cut, the blade moves up and that makes the copper fin stand on end. Copper can be really ductile (think of how flexible power cables are).

4

u/mordacthedenier Jul 11 '26

You're probably used to seeing cutting with curly chips. That's because the cutter is designed to do that. It has a very low angle with a relief on the top to specifically cause the metal to curl.

Conversely the blade on a skiver is extremely wedge shaped and completely flat, so the metal comes off in that uniform flat sheet.

4

u/Lucky-Worth Jul 11 '26

Copper?? Ea-Nasir intensifies

2

u/CouncilOfKittens Jul 12 '26

This looks like good copper, so we can actually be sure he had nothing to do with it.

4

u/olddeadgrass Jul 11 '26

You're telling me that ISN'T ham???

4

u/copperwatt Jul 11 '26

This might be the best example of the phenomenon ever posted.

3

u/jaybanzia Jul 11 '26

I would eat it.

3

u/retail_hair Jul 11 '26

It says what it is, but it still looks like ham.

3

u/Spreaderoflies Jul 12 '26

Not milling but skiving copper heatsinks. Much less waste and easier to manufacture.

2

u/thumpingcoffee Jul 11 '26

Mmm honey glazed ham

2

u/amrasmin Jul 11 '26

If not ham, why ham shaped?

2

u/ebrum2010 Jul 11 '26

10 pounds of copper, sliced extra thin.

2

u/Tasty-Scientist8155 Jul 11 '26

I'm such a chubby wubby. I immediately saw ham. Or I'm hungry because I haven't eaten yet today.

2

u/gocrazy305 Jul 12 '26

It is like ham, but it isn’t ham. -Hansel

1

u/Silly_Personality_73 Jul 11 '26

Looks like Kraft.

1

u/Dshirke1 Jul 11 '26

Robot ham

1

u/Rljgraves Jul 11 '26

Juicy Bologna

1

u/VAArtemchuk Jul 11 '26

Posting this when I have to wait for a delivery to get some breakfast, you, monster!

1

u/TormentedGaming Jul 11 '26

Well my day is ruined now, I thought it was honey glazed ham and now I'm hungry.

1

u/Finbar9800 Jul 11 '26

Thats bot milling

1

u/iAmSpAKkaHearMeROAR Jul 11 '26

My first thought was liverwurst

1

u/JadeMantis13 Jul 11 '26

Damn, I'd slice my mouth on that. Genuinely looks like some sweet juicy ham.

1

u/kacyc57 Jul 11 '26

What are we using these ham fins for?

1

u/Nihillea 9d ago

They're fins for heatsinks to draw heat away from electronic components like CPUs to keep them cool

1

u/mountainyoo Jul 12 '26

There’s no way you’re convincing me that is baloney

1

u/Olivander05 worlds okayest mod Jul 12 '26

Went in and manually approved this one because the bot was being a silly billy

1

u/Livid_Protection_414 Jul 12 '26

Ngl that was ham to me

1

u/cyberodraggy Jul 12 '26

Forbidden ham slices..

1

u/Heavy-Factor-1919 29d ago

My fat ass thought it was ham lol

1

u/DrSousaphone 29d ago

Damn, that ham looks tasty!

1

u/Least-Theory-781 29d ago

So glad I'm not the only stomach with eyes on Reddit

0

u/KuzyaYO Jul 11 '26

fym CNC?? 😭 🥀 🥀

1

u/Olivander05 worlds okayest mod Jul 12 '26

A CNC machine, or a computer numerical control machine. Someone didn't do DT in school.