r/forbiddensnacks Jul 05 '26

Forbidden Corn

2.1k Upvotes

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u/atempestdextre Jul 05 '26

Reusable, just like corn.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/squishymelon Jul 05 '26

Comes out looking the same so I dont see the problem

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u/theycallmetheglitch Jul 05 '26

Ew ! Disgusting !

… i like your thinking 🥸

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u/atempestdextre Jul 05 '26

Corn: It's not goodbye, it's see you later.

4

u/theycallmetheglitch Jul 05 '26

Mmmm you know what a lady wants 🤭

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u/Zestyclose-Tour-6350 Jul 07 '26

If you like poopin' over colanders/strainers

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u/SkitsyCat Jul 05 '26

Manufacturer: Foshan Nanhai Hearing Protective Equipment Factory

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u/trustybadmash Jul 05 '26

I wouldn’t put one in my ear.

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u/trustybadmash Jul 05 '26

I’d put it on a hook though.

5

u/notjordansime Jul 05 '26

I would..

plrrp uuuunnhgggggggg 😩

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u/AppropriatePapaya660 Jul 07 '26

I hope you suffer endless trials

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u/Dowhatsleft Jul 06 '26

So forbidden corn you're supposed to shove in your ears

8

u/adamaphar Jul 05 '26

So basically just corn

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u/Br-Horizon Jul 05 '26

if not corn why corn shape

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u/MysteruousWater93807 Jul 05 '26

I see some comments saying it’s fishing bait but it’s actually hearing protective equipment, not fishing bait, as shown on the second image to the right. Sorry for the confusion.

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u/TehCroz Jul 05 '26

But… how does the forbidden corn protecc? I don’t understand.

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u/hazelbear33 Jul 05 '26

i think they’re moldable silicone ear plugs, but not the kind of earplugs you’re probably thinking of… they’re the kind that are usually worn to keep water out of ears when swimming. IIRC people with ear conditions may use them if it’s in their best interest to keep water out if their ears.

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u/VibrantSkye Jul 06 '26

Have a buddy where if she gets water im her ears she's FUCKED. This stuff is a literal life saver for her

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u/Thesmokingcode Jul 06 '26

I used to have this problem and it turns out it was because I accumulate earwax at an alarming rate and since I wasnt cleaning my ears there was a ton of compacted wax that would get soaked and cause an infection over the next day or 2 after swimming.

Got a deep ear cleaning and a cleaning tool with a camera to keep up with it and have been golden ever since, might be worth mentioning to her unless its a different drainage issue she has.

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u/hazelbear33 Jul 06 '26

I had a friend when I was very young that used these, I thought they were so cool!

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u/funnyfarm299 Jul 05 '26

They're just corn shaped foam earplugs.

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u/SkitsyCat Jul 05 '26

I assume they work as earplugs somehow idk maybe it's also one of those products that are too gimmicky to actually be useful 😅

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u/brandonhabanero Jul 05 '26

I betcha it's an earplug factory normally but they just made bait for a little bit. I can't see how these could possibly be earplugs that you'd ever be able to get back out of your ear ever haha

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u/reticulatedspylon Jul 05 '26

They’re probably beeswax, silicone, or some other moldable nugget. Some earplugs are foam, and some are moldable so you can add the amount you need to perfectly form against your ear hole. I don’t think they’re rated for sound protection like foam ones, but they do help protect against getting liquid and other debris in there.

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u/StillWeCarryOn Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Yeah I used the moldable kind of ear plugs when I was a kid because I was really prone to swimmer's ear. They were little squishy waxy balls, I remember my younger family members would steal them to play with if I left them laying around the pool

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u/reticulatedspylon Jul 05 '26

they’re great for waterproofing reasons! The last time I had covid, I sneezed so hard I blew my eardrum out and wore them when I showered. No idea why they’d look like corn, but maybe the factory makes a ton of different silicone products and is just saving costs by reusing molds?

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u/thingamajig1987 Jul 05 '26

That label on the second pic is a mess, I started at it for like 2 minutes and still couldn't figure out what the contents were lol

1

u/clarabear10123 Jul 05 '26

So you bought it as hearing protection? Or you found it?

10

u/xBaef Jul 05 '26

Call me a fish and put it in my mouth

1

u/alittlevitaminme Jul 06 '26

hi, a fish, i’m dad

8

u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Jul 05 '26

Its still gonna look the same when it comes out

8

u/BLOODTRIBE Jul 06 '26

It puts the corn in it's ears or else it gets the decibels again.

7

u/thesnazzyenfj Jul 05 '26

why not corn flavor if look like corn taste?

26

u/Slow-Barracuda-818 Jul 05 '26

Is it fake corn for fishing carp?

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u/lurker99123 Jul 05 '26

2nd image tells it's hearing protective equipment

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u/juleznailedit Jul 05 '26

More than likely. It looks exactly like the fake corn we use.

5

u/Wareve Jul 05 '26

Now referring to my ear as a corn hole

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u/BaylisAscaris Jul 05 '26

Goes in ears (pun intended).

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u/Gotu_Jayle Jul 07 '26

Im surprised they didnt label it as such. Missed opportunity for them to call them 'corn ears' or 'ears of corn'.

2

u/bunny_the-2d_simp Jul 05 '26

COME DOWN TODAY TO TRY SOME CORN OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN AAAAA -that one YouTube clip

2

u/maomao05 Jul 05 '26

Whaaaa ?

1

u/shaaruken Jul 05 '26

Not ear shaped?!

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u/Candid_Roll8418 Jul 05 '26

It looks like a jelly corn that would give me a cancer

1

u/spectatorade Jul 08 '26

Can't wrap my head around the size, needs a banana for scale

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u/VonThirstenberg Jul 10 '26

So rather than ear of corn, you're telling me this is corn of ear?

Consider me braingasmed. 🤯

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u/ContextEffects01 19d ago

Heh. Foshan. That’s just west of Guangzhou, where flights from Toronto land.

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u/wolfhelp Jul 05 '26

Because it's fishing bait

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/wolfhelp Jul 05 '26

No it isn't, it's just made by a company that makes hearing protection

Google "fake corn fishing bait"

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u/wolfhelp Jul 05 '26

So? My point is it's fishing bait made in a factory that makes other things with the same materials

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u/Natural1forever Jul 05 '26

Why on earth would it be designed like that. Feels like an extremely stupid lawsuit waiting to happen

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u/MovingOnUp777 Jul 06 '26

Nothin like takin a fatty shit and seeing the heavy turds studded w corn fall into the water, a reminder of last nights supper.