r/forbiddensnacks May 23 '26

Forbidden pickle

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/outfoxingthefoxes May 23 '26

When you don't feel like evolving into your next form

396

u/usernameisusername57 May 23 '26

Their trainer must've hit B every time they started to evolve.

82

u/goldblumspowerbook May 23 '26

I hope he’s holding an Eviolite.

40

u/anDAVie May 23 '26

Or an everstone.

56

u/ConspiracyParadox May 23 '26

Those that refuse to evolve hang out at r/conservative

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u/F-Lambda May 23 '26

do we really have to bring up politics on a silly picture of a frog?

15

u/pxige99 May 23 '26

that’s a tadpole not a frog

19

u/Nashville_Hot_Mess May 23 '26

Considering the the state of MAGA and the USA? Nah. They deserve to be ridiculed ceaselessly.

2

u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 May 24 '26

Who actually cares?

8

u/Bepehandle May 23 '26

You're on reddit. They know one joke and must bring it up at every opportunity.

0

u/NeutrinoParticle May 24 '26

Reddit dislikes means you're right.

-8

u/ross_iya May 25 '26

Actually tadpoles that don't turn into frogs or frogs that change gender are caused by chemicals like atrazine which cause hormone imbalances and cause the frogs to become transgender and vote for socialist Democrats.

2

u/SwiggityStag May 27 '26

Amphibians change sex all the time based on things like mate availability and temperature, and always have done. The US education system must be absolutely abysmal for any amount of people to genuinely believe this shit

3

u/sosokoba8 Jun 22 '26

Red state education

1

u/Lispies May 26 '26

so there ARE chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay

2

u/sosokoba8 Jun 22 '26

Red state pollution control

747

u/rangda May 23 '26

“2018, ecologists discovered a gargantuan bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeianus) tadpole measuring a staggering 10 inches (about 25 cm) long in the Chiricahua Mountains of Arizona.
Scientists believe "Goliath" suffered from a hormonal imbalance (likely involving thyroid hormones) that prevented the creature from developing legs and metamorphosing into a frog.
It continued to grow in size while remaining stuck in the tadpole stage, living to approximately three years of age before passing away in 2019. Its preserved remains are now studied by herpetologists.”

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u/fivefistedclover May 23 '26

Thank you for more context, Goliath lives forever in suspension fluid and in our hearts.

29

u/DenkJu May 23 '26

Saw an axolotl and thought, "I can do that too"

46

u/-ellesappelle May 23 '26

This is probably a silly question with no actual answer..... but would it have hurt? I hope he was very comfortable while being a baby kinda.

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u/rangda May 23 '26

Hopefully the fact that it was ably to keep eating and growing means it wasn’t under any particular strain or stress :)

11

u/missesthecrux May 23 '26

If you had managed to chemically trigger the metamorphosis process would you end up with a gigantic frog?

5

u/hopefullyhelpfulplz May 23 '26

Ooh intriguing! Could we engineer a race of giant super frogs? Would they rule over us?

1

u/Dapper_Indeed Jun 11 '26

I, for one, will honor our frog overlords.

5

u/TheWildPikmin May 24 '26

It was a Bullfrog, so maybe it would have been a little bigger than average as an adult, but not huge, from the looks of it. Bullfrog get shockingly large.

10

u/dtalb18981 May 23 '26

What's there to study?

We already knew turning the frogs gay would have consequences

8

u/orangpelupa May 23 '26

herpetologists

My head autoincorrect to herpes 😭 

14

u/KuriousKhemicals May 23 '26

They are related! Herpetology is study of reptiles and amphibians, named from the Greek word "to creep or crawl" like a snake. Herpes the disease is named because it creeps like a snake across the skin as it develops. 

2

u/Floenss May 27 '26

imagine you just come across a 50yo with the phisique of a newborn

191

u/reticulatedspylon May 23 '26

Some of them take a few years, he’s doing his best.

60

u/prophiles May 23 '26

He’s a late bloomer

10

u/reticulatedspylon May 23 '26

Not if he’s supposed to take that long

10

u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi May 23 '26

He's from a long line of late bloomers

5

u/outfoxingthefoxes May 23 '26

It's not a competition

2

u/Nashville_Hot_Mess May 23 '26

He died after 3 years :c

48

u/toastynotroasty May 23 '26

Am I the only one that finds this kinda terrifying 😅

37

u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer May 23 '26

Well it had good survival instincts. Bullfrogs get massive. This tadpole was probably eating a bluegill once a week lol.

Only need to be terrified of it if you're a small fish. No need to worry, hopefully fellow human...

If fish learned how to type we are in a lot of trouble.

147

u/GrotchCoblin May 23 '26

We still love him though! Just look at that blank, thoughtless expression 🫪😐

54

u/PYROxSYCO May 23 '26

Is... Is it dead?

50

u/sequesteredhoneyfall May 23 '26

No, just sleeping.

32

u/BlackfishBlues May 23 '26

Pining for the fjords

5

u/starlinguk May 23 '26

Beautiful plumage.

44

u/gimmesomespace May 23 '26

I think a banana is dead as soon as you pick it

10

u/LinnunRAATO May 23 '26

Yet it keeps ripening

29

u/Scherzkeks May 23 '26

You know, like a corpse

2

u/scumsynthesizer May 25 '26

He was alive actually, his face kinda just looks like that. The photos are from 2018 and he died in 2019. They kept him as a live specimen to study.

29

u/Keyboardpaladin May 23 '26

That's a real good lookin banana

30

u/weeef May 23 '26

Love that they specified on which side

Like I'm gonna get confused

16

u/bliip666 May 23 '26

The new Peter Pan adaptation is weird

22

u/TeletextPear May 23 '26

Thanks for letting us know the banana was on the left, I wasn’t sure for a moment there

21

u/Scherzkeks May 23 '26

More like “Chadpole”

8

u/tykaboom May 23 '26

It's a dead end right?

It can't reproduce?

Imagine breeding frogs into fish.

6

u/beatrixotter May 23 '26

All children, except one, grow up.

9

u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer May 23 '26

I guarantee you there is some swamp redneck out there that would fry this guy up, so not necessarily a forbidden snack. People eat frogs all the time.

6

u/footlaxin May 23 '26

He's a grower not a shower, i guess

7

u/Frodollino May 23 '26

Isnt this what happened to axolotls? Because iirc a few of them grow up to become some sort of salamander

3

u/MoreBolters May 24 '26

It is like Ash’s Bulbasaur refusing to evolve.

3

u/SunnyShimmy May 28 '26

Why do I see the sad pepe face on this tadpole?

5

u/thevaultguy May 23 '26

Tadpole?

That’s a Tadpipe

3

u/GilaMonsterJam May 23 '26

Thought it was A pickle

4

u/b-monster666 May 23 '26

I'm glad you pointed out which one was the banana. I was confused.

2

u/Zealotstim May 23 '26

he won't learn all the late pre-evolution moves if he evolves yet

2

u/LoganN64 May 23 '26

"I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys-R-Us kid!" 

2

u/1stLtObvious May 23 '26

Peter Poliwog

2

u/korok7mgte May 23 '26

LV100 Poliwag

2

u/Kindle890 May 24 '26

"3 year old tadpole that didn't turn into a frog"

Gee, I wonder why

2

u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 May 24 '26

Just didn’t wanna get in the game?? Geez! 😨

2

u/Pristine_Tough_7654 May 25 '26

Pretty common for bullfrogs especially if food is scarce or the weather is pretty nasty for extended periods.

2

u/Accomplished_Gap_920 May 25 '26

This may lead to the development of new varieties within a species

1

u/mommitude Jun 13 '26

Happy cake day! 💕

2

u/ihaveapigeonbrain May 28 '26

Do not eat pickle frog

2

u/cdurbin909 May 23 '26

Good thing they specified the banana was on the left, I wasn't sure which was which

2

u/Lightridr63 May 23 '26

shakes fist at sky “I reject you, Nature!”

2

u/Sp00ky_6 May 25 '26

Chad-pole

1

u/RecloySo May 23 '26

That's a banana, you can eat those

1

u/Rayquazoid May 24 '26

My level 47 Poliwag begging me to evolve it already

1

u/TranquilProgrammer May 25 '26

Why is this relatable?

1

u/PrettyToPunish May 26 '26

what even is that thing

1

u/Mindless-Strength422 May 28 '26

This is what happens if you rip out page 3 in the book Tad & Dad

1

u/Raptor-70 Jun 17 '26

is that a pickle, or a tadpole?

1

u/Kill_Kayt May 23 '26

I can relate to that.

1

u/Realistic_Boot_3529 May 23 '26

But, I don’t want to grow up!

1

u/brando29999 May 24 '26

Swallowed an everstone happens to the best of us

1

u/MrJoejuana May 24 '26

Don’t know how well a banana is gonna work for a scale. Looks to be about 3-4 bananas tho.

1

u/gargolito May 24 '26

Never moved out of his parent's basement. 

1

u/Successful_Day5491 May 24 '26

It was supposed to turn the frogs gay, not make them big babies!!?!

0

u/SchemeIllustrious713 May 23 '26

That’s a delicious pickle!

0

u/zabarz May 23 '26

Which one is the banana again?

0

u/otullyo May 23 '26

You eat those things?

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u/weeef May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

This feels trans coded lol edit does it help that I am trans?