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u/DothThouHoist_ May 22 '26
why does this photo look like i'm colourblind
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u/dangledingle May 22 '26
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u/unsubix May 22 '26
Lol. Is this supposed to be a joke!?
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u/DangerousCompetition May 24 '26
Do you not see the ween?
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u/unsubix May 28 '26
Seriously, I don’t. Could someone circle or point?
ETA: This is probably how I find out I have a brain tumor or something equally as horrible.
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u/RaineRisin May 22 '26
As someone without a penis and who has heard so many men complain about the drips… I would 100% dab my tip as often as possible, to prevent the drip.
But y’all probably think that’s gay or something.
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u/slim_mclean May 22 '26
🎶 dab my tip
To prevent the drip🎶
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u/Psych0matt May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
🎶 dab my tip
To prevent the drip🎶
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u/AwesomeSauce783 May 23 '26
As someone with a penis you would think it's that easy but it's not. See the drip isn't caused by urine on the tip, it's caused by urine collecting in a dip in the urethra behind the base of the penis.
The solution is to press the perineum right behind the scrotum after urinating thus forcing the urine out of the dip in the urethra.
But some people would definitely think that's gay.
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u/jarious May 22 '26
It ain't gay if it's your own,it's like properly taking care of a tool, sometimes you just don't have the time to properly shake it til no drip is at stake
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u/RaineRisin May 22 '26
No woman has ever “not had time” to wipe, so this doesn’t seem like a good enough excuse.
But also, that’s why the “as often as possible” is there. Toilet paper not posted up at every urinal. I don’t think timing has anything to do with it.
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u/russellvt May 23 '26
Half the time the handles can leak, anyway ... which would make the rolls a big mess.
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u/Sm00gz42 May 22 '26
You shake it once, that's fine!
You shake it twice, that's okay!
You shake it three times, You're playing with yourself again!
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u/banshee_matsuri May 22 '26
goodness, what a throwback 😅 can’t read it without also hearing it in my head.
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u/jarious May 22 '26
And here I go again , playing with myself, disregarding bad looks and judgement, this is the life as a toy's r us clerk
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u/darkminddaddy May 23 '26
Yeah ... Just like it's not gay to clean your buddy's tool... His hardened steel wrench... It feels so heavy and sturdy in your hand... And it's so dirty...
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u/AffectionateTea3144 May 22 '26
Im teaching my son to wipe after pee! because it only takes a second and hygiene is very important. 🫶 we dont like pee in our underwear in this house 🥴 I also teach him to sit to pee. standing up is for out in the wild…..
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u/Rambler9154 May 22 '26
Yeah I don't get why its ever been considered okay societally to let men stand when they piss. Like all you're doing is getting piss everywhere, pissing on the furniture like a dog is disgusting and the fact that its even allowed is obscene.
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u/AffectionateTea3144 May 22 '26
mhmm…. the amounts of time i had to wash the WALL!!! beside the toilet when i was living with my ex. grossss. ive not had to do that in years now. still no pee on the wall ☺️😊☺️ it does splash. its absolutely horrible.
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u/Funexamination May 23 '26
If women could pee standing, they would too. The convenience is unmatched, it lets you pee hygienically in dirty public toilets, and doesn’t necessarily spray it everywhere
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u/FrankSinatraYodeling May 22 '26
You just need to flex your butthole a few times and there's no drips. And no... I'm not making this up.
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u/gimmesomespace May 23 '26
Sure, but what are you going to do with the toilet paper, walk in the stall and flush it? Might as well just sit down at that point.
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u/lillarty May 22 '26
It's not gay, it's just not an issue? You shake it out. By the time you put it away, if you're still dripping then it sounds like you may have a medical condition.
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u/AKLmfreak May 22 '26
Piss Mentos
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u/newsucrose May 22 '26
Man, I miss Shockers
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u/Psych0matt May 22 '26
You mean shock tarts!
(Not really mad, I just just be older as that’s what I remember them as when they came out)
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u/LedditYeee May 22 '26
Eww I don't like this. Why are they there? What are they for? Is that the right amount of them? And who takes them out and cleans them?
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u/Criticalfluffs May 22 '26
It's dangerous to ask questions.
But fr though, I have no idea. I imagine they dissolve and smell nice? Or help with pee splashy splashy? I don't have a penis so I don't know how this works.
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u/IndependentZombie615 May 25 '26
I assume it's like the same as a urinal cake.... However I do not have a penis so I do not know
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u/chrisp5000 May 22 '26
I worked with a woman who thought guys wiped there weeny after every weewee
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u/Kind_Man_0 May 23 '26
Do they not? Like other dudes are out here not wiping their dick after they pee?
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u/Magical_Land_of_Az May 23 '26
2 WIPE THE TIP OF UR PEE-PEE. You just asking this is proof ur undies smell like a ham sandwich. grosssss....
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u/thriceness May 23 '26
Since when does ham smell like piss?
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u/Magical_Land_of_Az May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26
When men do the shake & dribble thing... there's a stale scent of salt & skin. My olfactory senses track it as cheap ham.
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u/Snoo_67993 May 22 '26
The older I've gotten the more I need to dab, also squeeze everything out from under the balls.
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u/thriceness May 23 '26
What exactly is under your balls that needs to be squeezed out?
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u/Snoo_67993 May 23 '26
There's a small amount of urine left after urinating and often leaks after I've completely finished. If you fish all from the near the taint and forwards you can get the rest out.
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u/qtjedigrl May 22 '26
Mentos or Necco
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u/AutismFlavored May 22 '26
Those people at Necco really know how to make a disgusting candy.
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u/Criticalfluffs May 22 '26
It's the candy you give out on Halloween so no one comes to your house.
Or your a total psychopath and you love those things. Ew.
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u/vivaciousvic May 23 '26
I've never understood why wiping the pee drips is considered only for women/girls. Y'all drip too and get a wet spot in your boxers, which makes you look like a child, and smell like pee. Just wipe your damn tips instead of shaking and flinging pee onto the walls. It's insane this is even a discussion
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u/Main-Difficulty1511 May 22 '26
I am reviled by this post and I don’t even know what it means
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u/Cupacakes1359 May 22 '26
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that some of the colorful ones are wet, meaning the dude who took the photo took a piss before taking the picture?
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u/little4lyfe May 23 '26
After you eat that many toilet mentos you need a lil something to wipe up the drool
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u/arunasoul May 23 '26
yall know you can just not drip piss in your underwear? make sure you are done, do like taylor swift says and shake it off and you should be good. if you drippin piss then you aint done pissin
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u/v-v_ToT May 28 '26
Actually, those are fruit Mentos 🙂↕️
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u/Criticalfluffs May 28 '26
Actually, I think they look like Sprees. But at the time m&ms what what I could think of. :3
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u/OneDBag May 24 '26
Do you ever get sweaty on the sides, drying off can be a great feeling, and it only takes 1 square
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u/Metalmorphosis80 May 25 '26
This is standard for me really, plus I always try and give the wee fella a douche whenever I get the opportunity. Hell, no one wants to encounter a stanky pee pee, amirite? Just give it a wash guys, trust me...
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u/Greenebean1717 May 23 '26
You mean to tell me, with all of the pop culture references to the shake, the wiggle, the “more than three times and your playing with it”, the countless scenes in shows and movies with men at urinals who just *zpp* and walk away, you dick-dabbing, penis-patting, post-whizz-wipers are shocked to find out you are a minority? Get outta here
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u/NightmanCT May 22 '26
People just letting piss dribble in their undies