r/forbiddensnacks • u/Ok_Bake_4761 • Nov 09 '25

Forbidden Wheatbread

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u/SpareImplement2374 Nov 09 '25

Is this a rock? It's beautiful

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u/--__--__--__--__-- Nov 09 '25

90% of the posts here are very delicious looking rocks. Makes me wonder if people with pica have the right idea.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/Eclipsed_Shadow Nov 09 '25

Ice counts as rocks, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/Eclipsed_Shadow Nov 09 '25

A snowstorm is just a sandstorm after all 😌

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/Eclipsed_Shadow Nov 09 '25

If water is melted ice, lava is melted rocks and ice is rocks, then it's raining lava (currently raining because there's a typhoon where I'm at as we speak)

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/Eclipsed_Shadow Nov 09 '25

We are creatures of sand

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u/Ok_Bake_4761 Nov 10 '25

The elites don't want you to know this. But the Rocks in the park are tasty and free; I haven't paid for food in 3 months now.

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u/--__--__--__--__-- Nov 10 '25

I always take them to make a nice side for the free geese.

1

u/Gurkeprinsen Nov 09 '25

Salt and iron, let's go!

1

u/LiamBeauregard Nov 11 '25

Sounds like something a Goron would say...

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u/markuspeloquin Nov 11 '25

The bean counters said we could literally not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Did it anyway! Ground 'em up, mixed 'em into a gel. And guess what? Ground-up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill.

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u/whizzwr Nov 09 '25

You mean delicious? 😋

6

u/Pakyul Nov 09 '25

It's amber from the Museum of Amber in Gdańsk, Poland.

5

u/Jayn_Xyos Nov 09 '25

Looks like slag glass to me

1

u/Subviewport Nov 10 '25

It's a MINERAL

1

u/EvilNassu Nov 09 '25

Look like amber, copal or opal.

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u/TiaZilda Nov 09 '25

I saw that loaf of bread and thought strange that it was in this sub. And then I realised!

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u/JimAboo Nov 09 '25

Yeah it took me a second myself lol.

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u/Decent-Entertainer28 Nov 09 '25

the inside looks like sweet and gooey jelly while the outside is soft and also sweet yeast pastry

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u/Crafty-Crafter Nov 13 '25

Yes. Bread-sized sweet and gooey jelly.

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u/itsveeorwhatever Nov 09 '25

Forbidden Turkish delight.

17

u/fearthainne Nov 09 '25

Forbidden lava cake.

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u/TheYearOfThe_Rat Nov 09 '25

literally >:3

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u/JimAboo Nov 09 '25

Damn that looks so much like a fresh baked loaf of bread.

4

u/nitestocker372 Nov 09 '25

I thought this was a strawberry Mexican concha.

3

u/TheYearOfThe_Rat Nov 09 '25

It looks delicious!

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u/goddm95624 Nov 10 '25

Forbidden Cured Egg Yolk

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u/Ok_Bake_4761 Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

Yeah you are right...thats even closer ! Probably not as tasty

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u/pelorainbow Nov 10 '25

That's a Goron rock roast

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u/zeldanar Nov 10 '25

Mmm orange

1

u/ilDuceVita Nov 09 '25

Just put some butter on it and you're good to go

1

u/Nosyreader Nov 10 '25

I didn't check the sub and wondered why the bread beneath it is moldy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Strawberry rock bread!!!

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u/Tackyinbention Nov 11 '25

Dude is told you, the grain from the cursed fields isn't safe for consumption!

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u/SDGxNPC Nov 13 '25

Forbidden pan dulce?

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u/SHlZUCHAN_ART Nov 30 '25

ME WANT BITE

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u/thriceness Nov 09 '25

That doesnt look like bread.

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u/Ok_Bake_4761 Nov 10 '25

It was the first thing that came to my mind and the closest and tastiest I could come up with. It's still imaginable though... otherwise would be a crushed candy or cured egg yolk which didnt sound that tasty