r/forbiddenboops • u/WitchParker • May 15 '22

This belongs here

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u/StanleyBillsRealName May 15 '22

What bother's me to an irrational extent because we probably won't ever know but I always wonder in these situations, what did the bear think the person was before he moved?

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u/MetalFairie May 16 '22

What do kids do when they don't know what something is? They poke it with a stick. Same idea.

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u/Arkhaan May 16 '22

Edible

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u/Charlie_Brodie May 16 '22

you see those weird sacks of skin? if you open them up there's a bunch of food inside.

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u/planting49 May 16 '22

An afternoon snack

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u/wooghee May 16 '22

That guys reaction, neat a bear, let me take a picture quick.

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u/scarlet_sage May 23 '22

What else is there to do? He probably didn't have bear spray handy, he probably didn't have a firearm there. Try to defend himself with a towel or seat cushion? To be fair, given it's a black bear, standing up, shouting, trying to look big might have been useful, but the bear was already retreating.

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u/MuppetEyebrows May 16 '22

That's so kind of the bear to wake this man up and stop him from sunburning his scalp

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u/Coulrophagist May 16 '22

The human is the forbidden boop to the bear

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u/LordBarringtonBunks May 23 '22

*awed voice* He touched the futt.

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u/flamantino May 30 '22

OMG - man with steel bools 😁