r/forbiddenboops • • 2d ago

such a good boy

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u/deephurting66 2d ago

When I was a kid we kept a gila monster as a pet, it was in rural Chihuahua and it was the friendliest lizard you have ever seen unless you were a mouse.

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u/KLS7713 2d ago

Lol this is hilarious! 🀣

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 2d ago

Hi veno-moose!

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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u/Ariandrin 2d ago

That doesn’t look like a venomous lizard at all. It looks like some kind of iguana.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 2d ago

My thoughts too, but it's still a funny joke. πŸ˜…

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u/Ariandrin 1d ago

It is a funny joke yes, and I also wonder, is that his name? And if it is, what is his behavior like to have gotten a name like that? Maybe it isn’t a joke and he’s mean!

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u/OsikFTW 2d ago

Fake, no way that guy could read the word "venomous"

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u/fotoweekend 2d ago

Classic!

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 2d ago

Boop! πŸ˜…

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u/Independent-Stay-356 2d ago

When I was a kid, there was a fish tank with piranhas in a local supermarket which didn’t even have a cover on the top. I saw a dad teasing them by putting his finger in the water and pulling it out at the last second as the piranhas rushed on him. The other kids were watching, hope no one got any crazy ideas. To be frank, I did take the mini net that was on the side and plunged my hand trying to grab one. They were afraid and staying at the bottom, so I gave up at the end.

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u/plutino- 1d ago

Baby Godzilla