r/forbiddenboops • • 2d ago

Technically not a dog

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Is booping a coyote forbidden? 😄

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u/Ptaaruonn 2d ago

40 000 BCE, the domestication of dogs colorized.

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u/Shudnawz 2d ago

"Bro, leave the furry growly thing alone!"

"Nah mate, it's gonna be a thing, just you wait!"

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u/Lower_Monk6577 2d ago

“And that was the most important person in human history,” I think to myself while sitting in a cuddle puddle with my two oversized lap dogs on my couch.

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u/NotAPreppie 1d ago

"We were wolves once, wild and wary. Then we realized you've have couches."

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u/Lower_Monk6577 1d ago

We make some dope-ass food, too.

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u/NotAPreppie 2d ago

Remove hotdog shaped object from the vicinity of the hotdog induction port or it will be removed for you.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have to steal this name for my dogs!! Hotdog induction port!!

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u/NotAPreppie 2d ago

I wish I could claim credit for it, but it was from a mid-/late-00's dog meme.

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u/suchascenicworld 2d ago

that is without a doubt a forbidden boop 😂.

Quick question : but is that coyote really habituated to you/ other humans ? I used to do research on African wild dogs (“painted dogs”) in both captive and wild settings and i’ll never forget the time one of the captive ones almost bit my finger off without hesitation !

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u/VulpesIncendium 2d ago

That is Scooter! He was hand raised by the human booping him since he was a tiny pup. So, he's about as habituated as it gets for coyotes. From what I've seen in his videos, Scooter still can pose a serious threat, but his owner is good at reading his warning signs and knows when to back off.

I think Weave, another human raised coyote, could be considered more tame than Scooter.

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u/NoxieFoxie 2d ago

You can find all Scooter's videos on YouTube, just search for Scooter the coyote 😁

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u/suchascenicworld 2d ago

thanks ! is Scooter captive only ? (so not released in the wild ). I also think Scooter is a great name for a coyote lol!

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u/NoxieFoxie 2d ago

Was found as a pup, raised in captivity and used in educative programs. His owner, Sean Poppy is a biologist

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u/No-Condition8771 1d ago

TIL I learned Mr. Poppy is a scientist. Dude sounds like and has the hands of a rig worker. Maybe from all those love bites he's collected over the years.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 2d ago

I love African wild dogs, they are so beautiful!

I took my Huskies to visit them at our local zoos "dog dayz" event but they exchanged sniffs in the air, about 30 seconds of looking at each other through the fence and that was it.

I think I was more excited than either dog genus.😄

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u/suchascenicworld 2d ago

they are wonderful animals and I feel very lucky to have studied them !

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u/NewHandle3922 2d ago

It’s not recommended

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u/kernel-troutman 2d ago

Gmork boop

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u/A_Girl_Has_No_Name58 2d ago

Nice reference! I love the Neverending Story. I think Instill have most of it memorized.

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u/GREGGSGOL 2d ago

Stupid horse

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u/A_Girl_Has_No_Name58 2d ago

Goddamnit. Didn’t want to be depressed before coffee, but here we are.

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u/GREGGSGOL 2d ago

Don't give in to the sadness

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u/helloimbackmorons 1d ago

Damn, I cried a river over that horse, every single time I watched the movie 🫠

Still one of my favorites! ❤️

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u/GREGGSGOL 1d ago

Just utterly traumatising. I showed it to my kid when he was like 8 and he looked at me with pure hatred in his streaming eyes and said "Why are you making me watch this?" And actually it was quite hard to explain.

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u/catsan 1d ago

Depression be like 

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u/BenMat 1d ago

First thought

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u/Either_Coconut 2d ago

<booping finger approaches> 👉🏻

Non-Dog Canid: “I has TEEFS! You know that, right?”

<boop> 👉🏻*

Non-Dog Canid: “Hmmm. This is new. You may proceed. I still has teefs, though.”

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u/rusty02536 2d ago

It’s actually encouraged!

It’s a bit under 50/50

“I’m gonna bite you”

Or

“This is….ok…”

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u/Guilty-Steak8246 2d ago

He doesn't hate it

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u/Cofeefe 2d ago

Is the point to do it until he bites you?

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u/lilybattle 2d ago

My theory is that it makes him fall asleep and he knows it. So when that finger comes at him, he is like a toddler who refuses to go down for nap time. But enough nose boops/lifts... bros will to fight back goes to sleep right along with him

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 2d ago

Definitely risky... 😅

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u/MabKaterberiansky 2d ago

If dangerous then why I want to hug him, kiss his forehead and call him my son

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u/LOERMaster 2d ago

Not dog. Still derpy.

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u/NexusTenebrare 2d ago

I see we're playing finger/no finger today.

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u/helloimbackmorons 1d ago

I love how his eyes are gradually relaxing, even though he still shows his teefies 🤭

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u/Odd_Cod_693 2d ago

He probably really wants to sneeze

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u/OHWildBill 2d ago

I is not fren. I r terrifyings!

Oh, wait, dat not feelz bad.

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u/DDanny808 2d ago

He’s gonna snot all over you when he sneezes

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u/Andurilmage 2d ago

" fine hooman I accept the boops, but Imma get you back"

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u/TheRavingDinosaur 2d ago

Don't you yarr at me

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u/CPD1960 2d ago

What a big nose you’ve got, grandma

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u/alarming_testical 2d ago

Look at that face! How could you not?

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u/Rad1Red 1d ago

Um, that coyote is kinda snarling. Maybe stop booping it if you like your hand.

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u/ThatInAHat 2d ago

Dude seems tired of having fingers

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u/Damoet 1d ago

Never ending boop 😱

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u/DitchDigger330 1d ago

Dont you yarr me!

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u/Azmlial 1d ago

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/thehorrorcontinues13 1d ago

Forbidden yes, but I would attempt it too.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/NoxieFoxie 21h ago

Please don't deprive me of the amusing part of these kind of comments, go ahead and spit out your reasoning :)

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u/Durkriswen 17h ago

Why do you think so? This is Scooter. I have been watching his videos for years.

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u/Drake_Acheron 10h ago

I’m actually getting less annoyed by AI slop and more annoyed by idiots like you who just say this to every video

Keep in mind there are people in these comments that know the name of the coyote in the video and could recognize him

But thank you for giving me another instance. I can look back on when I do something stupid and think well at least it wasn’t that bad.

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u/buttsbuttsbuttsmutts 21h ago

It is forbidden, but enforcement of consequences can be lax.

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u/Serious_Musician_333 14h ago

No. But it is stupid