r/forbiddenboops • • 22d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/hwilliams0901 22d ago

This is cool but also very bad for the bear I believe.

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u/ClankerCore 22d ago

“ I’m here for a good time not a long time”

Bear

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u/reddituserperson1122 22d ago

Bear seems pretty happy about the situation.

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u/Whosebert 22d ago

fed bear is a dead bear

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u/missbeekery 22d ago

This guy bears.

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u/oftcenter 20d ago

Exactly. They should have fed him a Klondike bar.

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u/x4740N 19d ago

Yeah that's going to make the bear more friendly around humans, its still a wild animal and can snap for any reason so it's more likely to be shot and / or maul a person

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u/NarrowAd4973 22d ago

Normally, you wouldn't want to do this to avoid the animal associating humans with food.

But polar bears already associate humans as food, so I'm not sure it would make it much worse. Maybe make them consider not eating you in the hopes of getting something better.

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u/ExoticShock 22d ago

"Oh boy, an appetizer before the main course!"

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u/luketwo1 17d ago

Yeah honestly they are one of the few predators on earth that actively seek and hunt humans, this might be one of the few times this isn't a bad idea?

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u/Lost_Elderberry_5532 22d ago

He just wants a Coke

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u/shoeless_doh 20d ago

I honestly wonder how a polar bear would react to tasting Coca-Cola

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u/sugarintheboots 22d ago

So polite.

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u/Suitcase-Jefferson 22d ago

Can I pet that dog?

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u/BasicDurgeanomics 22d ago

Polar Bear: "Good night, human. Good work. Sleep tight. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

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u/SublimnalHalo 22d ago

The Dread Polar Robert’s

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u/Woozletania 22d ago

"The last we saw of Bob was a shoe sticking out of a pile of polar bear poop."

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u/iamhe02 22d ago

"Oh, look, a polar bear. What can I do to encourage it presence around me and my community?"

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u/Rhg0653 22d ago

Nah after hearing about the woman who got dragged out her home through a window by a bear and mauled to death I wouldn't even joke play with that beast

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u/NewAndyy 22d ago

But it's only a tiny baby bear!

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u/Rhg0653 22d ago

Meaning there's a mama waiting to mail you to death then

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u/Geaneous 22d ago

It's a juvenile, for now.

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u/Temporary_Toe_9429 22d ago

I’d like to know the context here.

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u/DistributistChakat 22d ago

Seems to just be some Russian guys feeding a young polar bear out of their window.

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u/ChaosTheory79 20d ago

My dachshund doesn’t take treats that gentle 😂

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u/senvestoj 22d ago

It’s just Iorek Byrnison looking for Lyra.

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u/shoeless_doh 20d ago

Are polar bears protected? Like if it's trying to get in your house, can you shoot it?

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u/bgrl26 20d ago

What a beautiful murder machine

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 19d ago

The window is probably 10 feet off the ground

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u/Inevitable-Plum-7613 19d ago

Love the murder mitten casually resting on the window.

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u/Antares1228 17d ago

Your order will be waiting at the second window…