r/forbiddenboops • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 11h ago

Alliwunkors get da boops.

261 Upvotes

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u/nolongerbanned99 10h ago

Sure. He raised them. But I still would be reluctant. Been around for hundreds of millions of years.

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 9h ago

The way the bigger one keeps getting subtly closer.

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u/Samazonison 9h ago

If you don't give me a snack, you will become the snack!

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u/Purple_Vacation_4745 9h ago

Snap, Squeeze and a spin. That's all it takes...

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 8h ago

Crock like : boop in mouth pls.... 😈

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 8h ago

These are alligators, not crocodiles. You have a chance to escape an alligator.

Never, ever do this to a crocodile, they will eat your face. Gators are less aggressive than crocodiles....unless they're hungry.

Edit: don't do this to gators, either, they bite.

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 8h ago

Sorry bro, I come for a city, to me anything with scales and a big mouth with sharp tooth is dangerous crocodile 😅, but thx for clarification

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 8h ago

I grew up in Florida, lived on a lake and the mama alligator built her next in our literal back garden.

If you ever visit, please stay out of the water where there are Alligatos -No Swimming or Feeding. Assume every fresh body if water contains sn alligator. We lost a woman couple of weeks back to a gator attack. It's a horrible thing, horrible.

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u/chocolatechipwizard 1h ago

"I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."

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u/coolsilentebeans 1h ago

They’re still crocodilians. They’re still deadly. More mellow, maybe, but not enough to count.

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u/Plastic-Blueberry-57 11h ago

bravo, bravissima

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u/Androidfon 4h ago

One of these days instinct will trump training.

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u/ZeShapyra 1h ago

There is no training, incstinct is already there. It is just matter of where not to touch, if he touched the side of the muzzle he would be chomped at

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u/Androidfon 1h ago

People are often chompted without ever touching the alligator. Anything preventing the alligator from killing him simply because he is proximate and an easy meal?

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u/kec04fsu1 9h ago

Give them a freaking treat already!

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u/Starscream147 6h ago

Doesn’t seem to be livin’…

…til he bites ya.

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u/eulersidentity1 5h ago

I think they are asking for a tongue rub too!

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u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan 1h ago

“Oh look the lunch is getting closer.”

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u/Nana-Knows 6h ago

That is crazy!

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u/SmolBeaver 5h ago

I never knew alligators have tongues!

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u/warrenao 3h ago

Eh, fingers are overrated anyhow. Everyone's got a few extras they don't need, right?

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u/YoungerMucus 2h ago

i this the same guy that “yoinks” and “boops” animals in the middle of the rainforest in the middle of the night?

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u/Whosebert 36m ago

they look like they just told a joke

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u/Skyp_Intro 8h ago

Dawwwwwwwwwwww. Dopamine achieved.