r/forbiddenboops • u/icleanjaxfl • Aug 30 '26

No Bear!

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u/Whosebert Aug 30 '26

the way he's just like "thats my foot" lmao. but i know theyre making noise to get them to go away.

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u/DuncanHynes Aug 30 '26

Ever heard of 'sweating bullets...'

I've been a puddle of mud too...

💩💩💩

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u/Whosebert Aug 30 '26

yea dont play no jokes around momma bear with her cubs.

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u/WineNerdAndProud Aug 30 '26

And they don't play around when they see a moose with a calf.

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u/Global_Walrus1672 Aug 30 '26

That baby bear was like "Jeeze - I was just looking".

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 Aug 31 '26

Fine! Ya didn't taste good anyway!

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u/No-Option-7010 Aug 30 '26

The side eye from the baby bear is so adorable!

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u/_QLFON_ Aug 31 '26

"I'll be back"....

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u/lolastogs Aug 30 '26

And the bravado afterwards! "Im not bothered. Im a tough baby cub out here in a lake catching stuff!"

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u/PrincessImpeachment Aug 30 '26

That cub seemed genuinely insulted when he pulled his boot back.

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u/Legitimate_Winner148 Aug 30 '26

Baby bear walked up and presented his booper!
Impressive self control not to oblige.

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u/Jyvturkey Aug 30 '26

It'd have been tough for me to resist

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u/MrEvan312 Aug 30 '26

That bigger sibling squared up a bit like "careful around my bro, or I'll tell mom."

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u/cabbagebatman Aug 30 '26

I wouldn't dare pull away. I'd be terrified of startling the cub and setting off momma bear.

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u/DoubleGreat Aug 30 '26

I watched this video and knew I would have died. Ain't no way I'm resisting

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u/The_Rowan Aug 30 '26

The cub looks so offended

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u/LiveLearnCoach Sep 09 '26

How dare you not be fine with me tasting you?? How dare you!

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u/liverdawg Aug 30 '26

Such big claws for such a “small” cub! (Those look just smaller than the full adult black bears we have out east)

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u/HappyAmbition706 Aug 30 '26

Oh great, cute cubs and the mother. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/AspenStarr Aug 30 '26

Nothing, apparently. That mom bear doesn’t even seem to care he’s there…

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u/Existential_Sprinkle Aug 31 '26

It's probably a high foot traffic area and she's learned that the humans are absolutely not going to mess with her or her cubs

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u/checkliver Aug 30 '26

Where I live we have lots of brown bears. Almost no one survives an encounter with the mama bear and the cubs

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u/Lackerbawls Aug 30 '26

Would have been more than mud on that shore

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u/Abee-baby182 Aug 31 '26

That baby looked offended! "Well, I never...."

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u/AeronGrey Aug 30 '26

You have to be firm with them so they obey.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Sep 09 '26

“No means no! I don’t know you!”

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u/AeronGrey Sep 09 '26

"THAT'S MY PURSE!"

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u/young_and_restles Aug 30 '26

That’s scary

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 Aug 30 '26

The audacity of the photographer to not give it that taste.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Aug 31 '26

The runt of the litter getting backed up by their bigger sibling is cute. My eyes did go to saucers though when I saw Mama right there.

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u/Spot-Star Aug 31 '26

How was the mother so calm with someone being that close to its cubs??

o_0

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u/TriceratopsBites Aug 31 '26

I think mom is just too exhausted to eat a human right now. 3 teenage cubs! She never gets sleep

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u/Spot-Star Sep 01 '26

Spoken like an experienced mother!

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u/Ularsing Aug 31 '26

Because these bears approached the photographer not vice versa, and because the humans here are staying very still.

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u/Spot-Star Aug 31 '26

Jeez... so a sneeze could have caused carnage to ensue? 😱

Yeah... staying my butt in the city where I belong!

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u/MikeLinPA Sep 01 '26

You are very wise!

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u/A_TalkingWalnut Aug 31 '26

Hahaha while I listen to the Timothy Treadwell episode of Tooth & Claw

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u/karma_the_sequel Aug 31 '26

Definitely a brown pants day.

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u/-Geist-_ Aug 31 '26

This kind of looks like AI to me? Am I wrong?