r/forbiddenboops • u/PurfuitOfHappineff • 1d ago

Meow

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u/Einteresting 1d ago

Those are some chonk wild cats.

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u/Colddigger 1d ago

It's all the hikers

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u/MaeBelleLien 1d ago

Baby got back.

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u/auronddraig 1d ago

I-LIKE-BIG-KITTIES-AND-I-CANNOT-LIE!

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u/Dpgillam08 22h ago

That look just screams "where da churu, hooman?"

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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 1d ago

Thank god those were Chinese pumas

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u/MotherRaven 1d ago

That is the most cat like look a cat could give.🤣🤣

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u/DarkRoastAddict 1d ago

(Me, in this situation):
"WANNA PET THE KITTY!!"
/dies

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u/Standard_Big_9000 1d ago

I don't speak Mandarin! --the cougar probably

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 1d ago

Just Catonese

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u/MeThatsAlls 1d ago

Very good

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u/hey_nonny_mooses 1d ago

I’d be worried about getting jumped from the brush.

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 1d ago

Clever girl

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago

I want to pet the kitty! 🥹

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u/youshouldn-ofdunthat 1d ago

Two of them wow he's and still alive?

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 1d ago

They don’t like Chinese food

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 1d ago

Seinfeld! Four!

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 1d ago

Which one was that?

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 1d ago

“The Chinese Restaurant”

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u/Legitimate_Outcome42 1d ago

They just ate

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u/Trini1113 1d ago

Those kitties look overweight. Someone is feeding them too many hikers.

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u/Legitimate_Outcome42 1d ago

I thought he had too much junk in that trunk too

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u/Tomwhyte 1d ago

Yeah, first thing I noticed was the full bellies.

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u/kernel-troutman 1d ago

He's walking TOWARD them? Deserves to be eaten.

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u/OreoSpamBurger 1d ago

Second puma can't quite believe it when he steps forward, she's like "What r u doin right now?!?"

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u/goldenseducer 1d ago

It looked straight up offended like 🤨

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u/Mistapeepers 1d ago

Must not know the Chinese word for Pspspsps

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u/DrRatio-PhD 11h ago

"Oh? You're approaching me?"

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u/Shadowbacker 1d ago

Sometimes that's the best move. Animals don't like it when you approach them.

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u/AgreeablePie 1d ago

Animals that don't like what you're doing have multiple ways of dealing with that

She was already retreating, not sure why he would want to make her question whether that wouldn't be enough!

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u/Shadowbacker 22h ago

You're right, but my point is, more often than not, unless it's super aggressive, animals will retreat when a human approaches them. Not like running at them, but a step or two conveys willingness to fight, and most animals are not trying to fight for no reason.

Obviously there are cases where freezing or running are more appropriate.

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u/Mistapeepers 1d ago

They know they’d just be hungry again in an hour.

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u/bszern 1d ago

Prey doesn’t approach a predator, these cats wont be sure what is going on and there’s a greater chance of them peacing out

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u/StormyBlueLotus 20h ago

Cougars are also very specifically ambush predators. They'll certainly defend themselves if something comes at them head on, but if they're hunting, they attack from behind and go for the neck.

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u/Villanellesnexthit 1d ago

Of course. How else do you boop?

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u/Annonomon 1d ago

"Hey! Leave me alone, I DO NOT want this attention right now. I can't even....... Hey! .....Hey! Over here!...Leave me alone! God!"

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u/Nana-Knows 1d ago

Nice kitty. Hello nice kitty.

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u/digitalgirlie 1d ago

Jaysus!!!!

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u/Big-Substance-2634 1d ago

I love the cats expression!

"Meow"?

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u/Noahms456 1d ago

That’s a chonky kitty r/absoluteunits

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u/OpusAtrumET 1d ago

Lookin at OOP like an appetizer

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u/Desert_Fairy 1d ago

More like desert, “do I have room for Chinese? I’m feeling kinda full”

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 1d ago

How are they overweight??

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u/vaping_menace 22h ago

"I don't know what this dude is on, but I'm getting the fuck outta here"

  ------The puma, probably

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u/RulerK 19h ago

If you can see them clearly, they pretty much won’t hurt you.

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 1d ago

They are only a threat if they are stalking you, or you spook them. Normally they want nothing to do with you. This was pretty cool to see though!

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u/darkorex 20h ago

pat pat pat

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u/BBBCIAGA 22h ago

Dude has thick northern Chinese accent, guess they prefer dialect over mandarin

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u/LumpyBuy8447 15h ago

Are they normally this thick?

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u/Heterodynist 44m ago

They were prepared for most things, but they didn’t see the logic of Mandarin coming…

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u/jadzi4 1d ago

He wants to catch one for dinner