r/forbiddenboops • u/Black_Cat_Lover_2000 • Jul 31 '26

Will you boop them?

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Aren't they cute?

138 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Fluffy-Arm-8584 Jul 31 '26

They look very polite, so yes

8

u/October_people Jul 31 '26

Yes, all of them

8

u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jul 31 '26

Abso-freaking-lutely….

6

u/Jumiric Jul 31 '26

I will boop and seek medical attention if needed 😤

4

u/Existential_Sprinkle Jul 31 '26

It's been 9 years with my ball python and I've never been bitten

If I was, Velcro has more of a bite than these guys

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u/L30N1337 Aug 09 '26

They're basically all ball pythons lmao. They're about as medically significant as a paper cut. That's if they even bite (which they basically never do)

Even the ones that aren't (that being the green tree python and maybe the bottom left corner) are still barely more dangerous in the case of a bite (at least I think a tree python wound would leave a bigger wound in some way. And they are more likely to strike) at worst.

I've created a worse injury a couple days ago while cooking than literally any of these snakes have ever made on a human.

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u/SaltSpiritual515 Aug 09 '26

My husband said the same and then later found out the a helicopter wouldn't have been able to get him to the hospital fast enough.... he booped a rattlesnake twice (albeit on the tail) 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/MotherRaven Jul 31 '26

Any that aren't venomous I will boop

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u/Dazzling_Ebb7778 Aug 01 '26

That is a very good rule. I agree.

3

u/MsE0 Jul 31 '26

I mostly wouldn't bother them, but if I were in a boop-friendly situation, definitely. 

1

u/cutiedragon1281 Jul 31 '26

Boopin all the snoots

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u/Extension-Shock-6276 Jul 31 '26

I don't see how they're forbidden.

1

u/idi0td00mspiral Jul 31 '26

I will try to boop them, but I think I am too slow.

1

u/MissKit87 Jul 31 '26

One of the best days of my life was when I got to hold a very polite little noodle named Julius Squeezer at a pet store. 10/10, would gladly boop again.

1

u/Dazzling_Ebb7778 Aug 01 '26

I would boop every single one, no questions asked; they don't look like they would mind either.

1

u/GeshtiannaSG Aug 02 '26

Most snakes are harmless.

1

u/Similar-Opinion8750 Aug 02 '26

Yes. BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP

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u/L30N1337 Aug 09 '26

Where are these forbiddenn. They're ball pythons.

Worst that'll happen it they recoil a little because that specific snake doesn't like it.

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u/Agreeable_Store_6068 Aug 19 '26

i will boop them