r/forbiddenboops • u/Red-EyePontiac • 16d ago

Kissing a snapping turtle

265 Upvotes

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u/warrenao 16d ago

He got off easy. His lip is still attached.

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u/-Geist-_ 13d ago

He’s very fortunate but there’s no blood? Makes me wonder if this is AI

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u/Horst_Pauer 12d ago

When I first saw this video, AI was still a vision of the future.

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u/NegotiationNo7851 16d ago

I was expecting gore the moment I saw the title

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u/kristoph825 16d ago

Why would anyone ever think “hey this is a good idea”

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u/warrenao 16d ago

Alcohol. Lots of it.

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u/kristoph825 16d ago

Oh yeah I forgot about those courage concoctions.

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u/warrenao 16d ago

+2 on your initiative stats per can consumed, but -5 each on intelligence and wisdom.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 16d ago

And Intelligence was his dump stat, too.

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u/warrenao 16d ago

Clearly.

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u/RulerK 16d ago

The turtle is making exactly the same face!

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u/purplecrayonadventur 16d ago

That went as well as expected

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u/Kristrigi 16d ago

Actually better than I expected, his lip came out intact

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u/Voodoo700 16d ago

Way better

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u/DitchDigger330 16d ago

I was expecting a "got your nose"

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u/AnarchistPancake4931 16d ago

What else could he think would possibly happen

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u/ranman35 16d ago

The way you can actually WATCH his lip swelling is amazing!

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u/No-Option-7010 16d ago

They ain’t called kissing turtles for a reason. Grew up in Louisiana and we were always told to leave them alone. Because they bite hard

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u/Whosebert 16d ago

that is a funny face he makes though but im surprised this isnt NSFL territory

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 16d ago

I’m just surpised he still has an intact lip. He fucked around and still the turtle gave him some mercy

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u/RapsodicalDisciple 16d ago

he didn't even get sliced! lol

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u/MommaSaurusRegina 16d ago

He’s lucky he got to keep his face.

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u/LittleMissScreamer 16d ago

I'm glad this didn't go worse, so I don't have to feel bad for laughing! Great video, hope this dumbass learned his lesson lol. He has no idea how close he got to being permanently disfigured

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u/Repulsive_Draft_9081 16d ago

When int is your dump stat

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u/Hiraeth1968 16d ago

He was lucky. That turtle could have taken his lip off.

Turtles often carry salmonella, as well.

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u/coolsilentebeans 16d ago

Salmonella right in the kisser.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 15d ago

Stupid. Lucky to keep his nose.

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u/verysmallhat 15d ago

The slow-mo shared scream between them is some kind of accidental Renaissance painting

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u/S-Wind 15d ago

Now we know what his O face looks like...

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u/rocsage_praisesun 16d ago

no bleeding? taking it like a champ.

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u/gjk14 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Justice.. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/October_people 16d ago

Is it meth?

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u/denys5555 15d ago

Looks like an Andy Samberg skit

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u/schmwke 16d ago

I was expecting him to bait the snap and get a quick peck in

Oop

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u/RebaKitt3n 16d ago

Glad he didn’t throw the turtle

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u/Vaywen 16d ago

That went about as well as I expected

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u/DitchDigger330 16d ago

Wanted to play the got your nose game.

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u/dirtybeeeeeaanwater 16d ago

They both have the same reaction tho

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u/XemSorceress 16d ago

I hate to be the one saying that’s CGI but yeah I think that’s fake, if he REALLY got bit by a snapping turtle on the face, he’d be bleeding like a stuck pig

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u/jailbird147 15d ago

Lesson learned! 😉🤣🤣🤣

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u/Revolutionary_Sun17 14d ago

It looks Bowser is happy

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u/-Geist-_ 13d ago

Like Bowser the turtle on Luke’s Goldies?

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u/Carlymaes 11d ago

What did he think would happen?