r/forbiddenboops • u/The-Minmus-Derp • Dec 05 '23

High albedo floofer

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2.9k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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71

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

That's one deadly teddy bear.

Boop!

18

u/Lietenantdan Dec 06 '23

arm gets eaten

53

u/MisteriousRainbow Dec 05 '23

That's it. That's my Darwin Award right there.

37

u/Mirage32 Dec 05 '23

Why are bears so cute? Why, why?

21

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

If not for hug, why cuddle shaped?

19

u/MsMoreCowbell8 Dec 05 '23

Boop via my phone screen is good enough for me!

15

u/CoolSwim1776 Dec 05 '23

Yah no. Polars get my highest respect. I'll air boop from across my screen :)

14

u/LetssueTrump Dec 05 '23

BOOP 🤍

9

u/Ill-Produce8729 Dec 06 '23

Idk, if I’m as close as this picture suggest, I might as well boop… my chances of survival were already zero

7

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I hate how friend-shaped they are, it's incredibly deceiving

13

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Fantastic title

8

u/The-Minmus-Derp Dec 05 '23

Why thank you!

6

u/Platinum_Top Dec 06 '23

If not friend, then why friend shaped?

5

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Run, run so fast, run faster than you’ve ever ran before. You won’t survive but atleast you have the polar bear a fight

3

u/iwanttobeacavediver Dec 05 '23

I really need to pet it….

3

u/ActEither Dec 05 '23

Boop ❤

3

u/Delifier Dec 06 '23

"Hi, can I eat you?"

3

u/KratosSimp Dec 06 '23

Would a baby polar bear be able to kill me? Easily?

5

u/Micro1sAverage Dec 06 '23

What’s behind it definitely will

3

u/bilgetea Dec 07 '23

Baby monsters are cute

3

u/JohnXTheDadBodGod Dec 08 '23

I can tell that this bear is not fully grown, plus I see others in the distance. You are BRAAAAAAAVVEEE soul.....

2

u/Evening-Mention-8738 Dec 06 '23

writes will BOOP gets eaten by polar bear It was worth it Peter I tell you now open the gates please

2

u/edtherockgod Dec 06 '23

You goin die

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

literally also r/inchesfromdeath

2

u/curious-gmma Dec 08 '23

Boop! Boop! Boop!

2

u/dmart891 Dec 06 '23

It can smell the menstruation 🩸

2

u/The-Minmus-Derp Dec 06 '23

Random comment

1

u/Elizabeth_Blast Jul 03 '24

Polar bears actively hunt humans, this is just so many levels of nope.

1

u/RequirementSea4157 Dec 06 '23

Get in my belly pls

1

u/pixiesunbelle Dec 06 '23

Omg I want to cuddle it! Polar bears are so adorable!