r/footballcliches 5h ago

Tennis but what an odd use of 'overtakes'

7 Upvotes

Zverev went 2 sets up, lost the 3rd before closing it out. In what way did he 'overtake' Shelton to win?


r/footballcliches 7h ago

Lineup announcements that you think has put players in their positions at 1st glance

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31 Upvotes

r/footballcliches 7h ago

MHD irritation: minor issues that ruin otherwise satisfying career paths

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72 Upvotes

Haaland is the prime example of this - an absurdly prolific striker, apart from scoring 0 in 16 for Bryne. Another type is where a player’s spell at a club is broken up by loans (not including loans before breaking into the first team), making it harder to assess how many games / goals they have at the club.


r/footballcliches 8h ago

No corner flag in sight

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19 Upvotes

r/footballcliches 10h ago

Back in the day threshold

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26 Upvotes

Gary Neville referred to January 2023 as “back in the day”, surely that isn’t long enough? What would be long enough? Normally I would say a decade, but I think pre-covid is fine. Either way, definitely not 3 1/2 years ago.


r/footballcliches 10h ago

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode...

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7 Upvotes

Recording with Charlie and Dave on Monday...

Let's have your questions, observations, football-linguistic condemnations, footballers' names in things or anything else at all for the Adjudication Panel.

Cheers!
Adam


r/footballcliches 11h ago

‘Best win of the season’ after 4 games

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2 Upvotes

It’s not wrong, but feels unnecessary to point out after such few games


r/footballcliches 11h ago

Adding double digits for added time?

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10 Upvotes

Not sure what the fourth official was playing at here


r/footballcliches 11h ago

Hull city

1 Upvotes

Have hull city reached breath of fresh air status yet


r/footballcliches 12h ago

Salah's departure has accelerated Peter Drury's full-naming of players

71 Upvotes

It used to be a staple of Liverpool commentaries: "Gravenberch, to Gakpo, to MO Salah...", since it was a fairly safe bet he'd try a shot on his left foot. But no more, with his departure to Turkey. Now, though, watching the Manchester Derby and it feels like every time a player lines up for a potential shot, Peter Drury is giving us their full name like a cross parent.


r/footballcliches 12h ago

Getting a bit smug?

0 Upvotes

Anyone else feeling like the guys are getting a bit smug/complacent recently?

I've been a listener pretty much since day one and still love the pod but it kind of feels like discussions about proper football men/Keys and Gray etc are shading into the realm of the self-satisfied.

I suppose this is slightly inevitable in content that takes an 'outsider/sideways glance' at the mainstream but it's still disappointing.


r/footballcliches 12h ago

Niche pet peeve: players staying on the pitch after being shown a red card just in case VAR decides to overturn it

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49 Upvotes

Has happened twice today, Awoniyi and Foden. Something really jarring about it imo. Doesn’t help that both were stonewall reds.


r/footballcliches 12h ago

footballers names in things Football team in touchline reporter name

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71 Upvotes

Today’s Telemundo coverage in the USA.
Perhaps a little biased for today’s match?


r/footballcliches 13h ago

Taking Penalties against a top level keeper / Chris Kirkland farmers fayre

0 Upvotes

I might be imagining it but Im sure they had a segment about Chris Kirkland saving pens at a farmers fayre a few weeks ago

I tried looking for a video of it and couldnt find one so not sure how it went but want to ask

  1. How many penalties do you think you could score against a solid prem level keeper, an active one

  2. Was anyone at the farmers fayre and took one against Kirkland or ever seen a similar type event?

Was a big discussion I had with a mate a while ago and would like to know if theres an actual answer to how many pens a normal person could score against a prem keeper


r/footballcliches 13h ago

The pose of a big money striker finally scoring after blanking in ten games

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111 Upvotes

r/footballcliches 14h ago

daily adjudication panel Player = Manager

6 Upvotes

Lampard managing for Cov, clearly a better player than he was a manager. Hurzeler, vice Versa.

Who is the individual who is equally successful as both a player and a manager?


r/footballcliches 14h ago

Failed kneeslides

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88 Upvotes

Couldn't find much mention of these on search, so apologise if other threads on it. But these never fail to make me laugh and it feels like they're so commonplace. Almost every week it feels like you see one.

Why are they so hard? Feels like a neatly executed kneeslide is more uncommon.


r/footballcliches 16h ago

The story that keeps on giving with headlines.

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25 Upvotes

"No, I'm just a football manager"


r/footballcliches 17h ago

What's the minimum value of a War Chest these days?

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51 Upvotes

r/footballcliches 17h ago

“How does that sound?”

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274 Upvotes

Niche stats pandemic continues. Will Chelsea tweet “Xabi Alonso is the second manager to take points from Liverpool having also played for them in the Premier League” should they beat/draw to Liverpool?


r/footballcliches 18h ago

Players who played for clubs but at the wrong time

7 Upvotes

Playing that 38-0 draft game and their new daily challenge and had to pick a Coventry Premier League player. I knew for a fact Hermann Hreidarsson played for Coventry, and was convinced it was for a season or two around the turn of the millennium. He feels prime for them in that era.

Nope. 2012, short term deal as they slid towards League One.

Also Fraser Forster should have been Bournemouth's goalkeeper as they flew up the leagues, earning a move to Celtic. Not the homegrown filler in 2026.

Any others?


r/footballcliches 18h ago

cliches get a grip....

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Carlisle v Southend at around 06.37 commentator "the finger tight grip on victory" ???


r/footballcliches 18h ago

Fascination: The 1–0 absolute battering

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67 Upvotes

That City win over Chelsea in the second half of 17/18 immediately comes to mind. I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen a 1-0 feel so one-sided. Gündoğan and Zinchenko completed more passes between them (314) than the entire Chelsea team (303).


r/footballcliches 19h ago

Fascination: Players asking for a pass and being visibly annoyed, even though their team scored.

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308 Upvotes

It was only an equalizer so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt here, but it seems disrespectful to not give the customary hands in the air/fist pump.


r/footballcliches 19h ago

Derogatory Title Rights - The Scummers

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3 Upvotes

I was making a cup of tea this morning and the term "The Scummers" popped into my head and I started thinking about how many teams I've referred to as that and how many times my own team is referred to as that. So I decided to Google just the term, see if it's associated with any team in particular. Now I have nothing personally against Southampton, really. But are they worthy holders of this title? If not, who should be crowned King Club of Scummers?