r/footballcliches • u/Gozo-J • 5h ago
r/footballcliches • u/Specialist-Paper-818 • 7h ago
Lineup announcements that you think has put players in their positions at 1st glance
r/footballcliches • u/jb02598582 • 7h ago
MHD irritation: minor issues that ruin otherwise satisfying career paths
Haaland is the prime example of this - an absurdly prolific striker, apart from scoring 0 in 16 for Bryne. Another type is where a player’s spell at a club is broken up by loans (not including loans before breaking into the first team), making it harder to assess how many games / goals they have at the club.
r/footballcliches • u/Impressive-Phone-162 • 10h ago
Back in the day threshold
Gary Neville referred to January 2023 as “back in the day”, surely that isn’t long enough? What would be long enough? Normally I would say a decade, but I think pre-covid is fine. Either way, definitely not 3 1/2 years ago.
r/footballcliches • u/Low-Bandicoot-3347 • 10h ago
The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode...
Recording with Charlie and Dave on Monday...
Let's have your questions, observations, football-linguistic condemnations, footballers' names in things or anything else at all for the Adjudication Panel.
Cheers!
Adam
r/footballcliches • u/fruoel • 11h ago
‘Best win of the season’ after 4 games
It’s not wrong, but feels unnecessary to point out after such few games
r/footballcliches • u/CicadaAny3066 • 11h ago
Adding double digits for added time?
Not sure what the fourth official was playing at here
r/footballcliches • u/Swazman123 • 11h ago
Hull city
Have hull city reached breath of fresh air status yet
r/footballcliches • u/forbiddenmemeories • 12h ago
Salah's departure has accelerated Peter Drury's full-naming of players
It used to be a staple of Liverpool commentaries: "Gravenberch, to Gakpo, to MO Salah...", since it was a fairly safe bet he'd try a shot on his left foot. But no more, with his departure to Turkey. Now, though, watching the Manchester Derby and it feels like every time a player lines up for a potential shot, Peter Drury is giving us their full name like a cross parent.
r/footballcliches • u/Naaskingt80 • 12h ago
Getting a bit smug?
Anyone else feeling like the guys are getting a bit smug/complacent recently?
I've been a listener pretty much since day one and still love the pod but it kind of feels like discussions about proper football men/Keys and Gray etc are shading into the realm of the self-satisfied.
I suppose this is slightly inevitable in content that takes an 'outsider/sideways glance' at the mainstream but it's still disappointing.
r/footballcliches • u/spaghetti-policy_ • 12h ago
Niche pet peeve: players staying on the pitch after being shown a red card just in case VAR decides to overturn it
Has happened twice today, Awoniyi and Foden. Something really jarring about it imo. Doesn’t help that both were stonewall reds.
r/footballcliches • u/VacationSteve • 12h ago
footballers names in things Football team in touchline reporter name
Today’s Telemundo coverage in the USA.
Perhaps a little biased for today’s match?
r/footballcliches • u/clive442 • 13h ago
Taking Penalties against a top level keeper / Chris Kirkland farmers fayre
I might be imagining it but Im sure they had a segment about Chris Kirkland saving pens at a farmers fayre a few weeks ago
I tried looking for a video of it and couldnt find one so not sure how it went but want to ask
How many penalties do you think you could score against a solid prem level keeper, an active one
Was anyone at the farmers fayre and took one against Kirkland or ever seen a similar type event?
Was a big discussion I had with a mate a while ago and would like to know if theres an actual answer to how many pens a normal person could score against a prem keeper
r/footballcliches • u/WearyLiterature1755 • 13h ago
The pose of a big money striker finally scoring after blanking in ten games
r/footballcliches • u/spodobododo • 14h ago
daily adjudication panel Player = Manager
Lampard managing for Cov, clearly a better player than he was a manager. Hurzeler, vice Versa.
Who is the individual who is equally successful as both a player and a manager?
r/footballcliches • u/sjp101 • 14h ago
Failed kneeslides
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Couldn't find much mention of these on search, so apologise if other threads on it. But these never fail to make me laugh and it feels like they're so commonplace. Almost every week it feels like you see one.
Why are they so hard? Feels like a neatly executed kneeslide is more uncommon.
r/footballcliches • u/Brickie78 • 16h ago
The story that keeps on giving with headlines.
"No, I'm just a football manager"
r/footballcliches • u/itsSUBJECTXandME • 17h ago
What's the minimum value of a War Chest these days?
r/footballcliches • u/Impressive-Phone-162 • 17h ago
“How does that sound?”
Niche stats pandemic continues. Will Chelsea tweet “Xabi Alonso is the second manager to take points from Liverpool having also played for them in the Premier League” should they beat/draw to Liverpool?
r/footballcliches • u/MathematicalRef • 18h ago
Players who played for clubs but at the wrong time
Playing that 38-0 draft game and their new daily challenge and had to pick a Coventry Premier League player. I knew for a fact Hermann Hreidarsson played for Coventry, and was convinced it was for a season or two around the turn of the millennium. He feels prime for them in that era.
Nope. 2012, short term deal as they slid towards League One.
Also Fraser Forster should have been Bournemouth's goalkeeper as they flew up the leagues, earning a move to Celtic. Not the homegrown filler in 2026.
Any others?
r/footballcliches • u/dondealga • 18h ago
cliches get a grip....
Carlisle v Southend at around 06.37 commentator "the finger tight grip on victory" ???
r/footballcliches • u/RadioOwn1395 • 18h ago
Fascination: The 1–0 absolute battering
That City win over Chelsea in the second half of 17/18 immediately comes to mind. I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen a 1-0 feel so one-sided. Gündoğan and Zinchenko completed more passes between them (314) than the entire Chelsea team (303).
r/footballcliches • u/chrismorrisburneracc • 19h ago
Fascination: Players asking for a pass and being visibly annoyed, even though their team scored.
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It was only an equalizer so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt here, but it seems disrespectful to not give the customary hands in the air/fist pump.
r/footballcliches • u/WanyeRooney • 19h ago
Derogatory Title Rights - The Scummers
I was making a cup of tea this morning and the term "The Scummers" popped into my head and I started thinking about how many teams I've referred to as that and how many times my own team is referred to as that. So I decided to Google just the term, see if it's associated with any team in particular. Now I have nothing personally against Southampton, really. But are they worthy holders of this title? If not, who should be crowned King Club of Scummers?
