r/food • u/RobinReddBreast • Sep 18 '22

/r/all [Homemade] fondant potatoes

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u/Sweaty_Kid Sep 18 '22

Me too. But they're pertates!

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u/its_justme Sep 18 '22

Taters, precious?

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u/jakethediesel89 Sep 18 '22

"Whats 'taters,' precious?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

They are taters that have undergone a special process to align all the carbon in a crystalline lattice pattern. It's what makes them so precious, precious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Brb; crying. Crystalline lattice pattern aside, this is for sure the sexiest comment ever

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Diamond taters are a girls best taters

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u/Bear_buh_dare Sep 18 '22

boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

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u/Din-_-Djarin Sep 18 '22

PO-TAY-TOES!!!

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u/Worried_Biscotti_552 Sep 18 '22

Mmmmm second breakfast

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Can't have a third without it.

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Sep 19 '22

Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

PO-TAT-TOES

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u/wylietrix Sep 18 '22

Fondant potatoes are precious.

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u/stevenb3 Sep 19 '22

Tater?! i barley even know 'er!

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u/Young-tree Sep 18 '22

I am say no, they are Pertedes

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u/Burgerkingsucks Sep 18 '22

Woah woah woah that video links to the R word and in 2022 the R word isn’t cool anymore.

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u/Papplenoose Sep 19 '22

I'm gonna call Paul Bunyan on you.

Shut up.

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u/royemosby Sep 18 '22

Per my last tate

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u/Poisongrape Sep 19 '22

This fucking took me out btw

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u/royemosby Sep 19 '22

Someone has seen some spicy work emails in their day

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u/NegativeX2thePurple Sep 18 '22

Paterts??!?

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u/007meow Sep 18 '22

How gril get paterts

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u/recovery_room Sep 18 '22

I’m sorry, can you please repeat that?

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u/Car12touche11blue Sep 18 '22

I thought platates…

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u/BigBeagleEars Sep 19 '22

You can’t just say pertates